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yeah okay brother flintstone we need a strike to win can you do it okay is the earth flat
come on twinkle toes
hey can i have everybody's attention please i would like to propose a toast to not only
a great bowler but a great human being yeah no offense to you guys since i was just the lat of
ten i've had the very bestest friend he may be big he may be loud so you'll never lose him in a crowd
but for my friend the special part is what's behind his ribs his heart
i owe my son to him and now i stand before my peers and vow i'll pay him back someday
that was beautiful barn i meant every word of it fred here to join me in a cold
it one get any better than this
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look at him drunk as a skunker saurus
mother i can handle this bread what's that old fossil doing here the top hits back up again
well somebody has to be here looking after my daughter and grandchild while you're
out carousing with a bunch of neanderthals oh really well for your information the lodge no
longer accepts neanderthals he robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door
while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river i got half of my oh don't fly to yourself
that's it where's my club wilma you'll just try it fatso boy if you was a man i'd knock
you in red you two should be ashamed of yourselves i've got my hands full just being ashamed of him
you got your hands full when you scratch your neck now stop it both of you mother fred is a
loving husband and a good provider oh really what has he ever provided you besides shade oh wilma
you could have married elliot firestone the man who invented the wheel instead you picked
fred flintstone the man who invented the excuse let me tell you something pearl i'm
not gonna be a nobody all my life one of these days i'm gonna be a somebody a real somebody
then we'll live in a lap of luxury and wilma will have everything she deserves and when
that day comes you're gonna be so busy eating crow you'll be passing feathers for a month
oh you poor poor dear and when i think of all the sacrifices your father made for you lambs oxen
your brother jerry now oh wilma do your mother a favor
just call if things don't work out he can give you a great deal on some tires yes mother
i'll show her i'll show everybody i know you will fred
you