- Cheers! - Cheers!
- I should just leave that open.
I'm Amanda, and this is my fianceé--
- Amanda.
- Ah.
(gasps)
(laughter)
We've been engaged since July second of last year.
- It's pretty good, yeah. - It's really good, actually.
- It's been fun.
- Wedding planning and stuff, it's been great.
- She does it all.
I sit back. - Basically it's what happens.
(laughs)
- Uh, I don't like this one.
Did you ever fake an orgasm?
- Yes. - One.
Oh my god.
- Probably multiple times.
- You're not supposed to answer that one!
- The average duration of sex for most couples
is 10 minutes.
How long do you think we last?
- Work night?
10 minutes.
Weekend though, we can go for hours.
Yeah. - Smoke break.
- Come back, take a shower, sex in the shower,
smoke break again.
Am I next to read this, am I next?
- Do I have any friends or family members that you
do not want at the wedding?
- Okay, that one, I'll take a shot right now.
Just gonna pour that one myself all the way to the top.
- You don't need a chaser.
- Yes I do.
- No you're good.
- What is your favorite sex position,
what is your least favorite?
- I am always on top, I never get to be on bottom.
I am always the top.
And it's not because I'm like "Woah, I wanna be on top".
So my favorite sex position is when I finally get to
be a bottom, and my least favorite sex position is
when I have to sit on your face constantly.
(laughs)
Because I'm a top!
- Oh shit.
- Mine?
Being on bottom.
(laughs)
- What's your least favorite?
- Being on top.
- What was on your mind last time we were having sex?
- I'm gonna have to remember the last time
we were having sex first.
- That is the point in time when you take a shot!
Oh my god.
It's your turn.
What the--
(laughs)
That's your shot!
You take that one.
- What is one thing you'd want to change about me?
- Ugh.
Oh I can answer this.
- Are you gonna answer it?
- Yeah.
I love you so much, by the way.
- Mm hmm.
- But do you know how fucking stubborn you are?
God, like earlier today, she asked me what kind of
shirt to wear to wear, so I was like, "I like this one",
and she was like, "I don't like that",
and I was like, "Okay, you don't have to wear it",
and she was like, "I know that".
- I don't that's being stubborn,
I think that's being, like - A dick?
- I know what I want.
- But I love you.
- I know, I know, that's why we're still getting married,
and I'm putting up with it.
- I love you.
- No I love you.
- Okay.
- I love you!
I really do, I love you.
- I love you too.
- Can you say it, like, seriously?
Cause, I think that's what--
- I love you too?
- Is that a question?
- No, I love you.
- Oh, I love you too!
- Good!
(laughs)
- When was the last time you accidentally grazed
a sexy someone's body?
- Is accidentally in quotation marks?
- Yes, it is.
"Accidentally".
- Uh, you all the time.
Dammit, I don't know.
Maybe at Dinah?
- It's the biggest lesbian party in the United States.
- Who at Dinah?
- Probably Brianna?
You can't even get mad about it.
- I can't even get mad about it.
- Thank you.
- God, she's fucking hot.
(laughs)
I would've done it.
- You probably did.
- I probably did.
- Yeah.
- How often do we have sex, how often should we have sex?
- We should have sex daily.
- Okay.
How often do we have sex?
- I don't know, like once every two weeks.
- Which is still pretty damn good.
- It's pretty good.
- For being together for three years.
- We've been together for three years,
we're getting married.
- Dealing with the wedding.
- I just said that we're getting married.
- I know, god, sometimes I like to elaborate
on what you say, like your stories,
when you like to elaborate.
- So it's okay for you to do and not me?
- Cause I'm always right.
- There it is.
"About 40 to 50 percent of married couples
in the United States divorce.
Do you think we will last?"
Yeah, I think--
Oh, this is your card.
(laughs)
- I think I'd give it a year, and--
- See how it goes? - We'll see how it goes.
- You wanna see how it goes?
- Yeah.
- You gonna answer that question?
- I did, I just did.
- We'll last.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- God.
- I love you.
- You meant it that time!
- I know, it's going to get more sincere
the more drinks I get.
- I love you.