I miss eating dessert with my own teeth.
I miss being able to see.
And I miss waking up every morning
with my pants unsoiled.
Sankara!
Those days have... come and gone.
Perhaps.
Perhaps not.
They’re trialling a new medication that’s doing wonders in Europe.
Then we have to get to it before the Nazis do!
Nazis?
The hell are you talking about, Indy?
The war ended 24 years ago.
They’re everywhere, Sallah!
They’re following me!
I’m retiring.
Well in that case, what are we drinking?
Probiotics.
Dad told me you found something
on a train during the war.
I can’t remember every dang war train I found something on!
Uh, well this was a dial that could change the course of history.
Oh that train.
Let’s see how the surgery went.
Why, you look 30 years younger.
I feel a renewed vitality,
in body and mind.
Indiana,
I am not a hatstand.
I am your doctor.
This hatstand’s talking to me!
Why are you chasing the thing
that drove your father crazy?
He always said you were the one that went crazy.
That’s because he’s a Thuggee interdimensional space alien
from the first crusade!
We need to get out of here.
You’re out of your room, Henry.
Sorry.
Helena!
I don’t want to stay here!
I hate the food and I want to see my friends!
Hitler made mistakes.
And with this, I will correct them all.
You stole it.
I left it right there on my bedside table!
What the hell is he talking about?
It’s called slow metabolism.
Have a piece of fruit.
What are you doing here??
Don't you remember?
You said you to show me your piloting skills.
I have to say,
so far I’m yet to be dazzled!
Get off my plane!
What the bloody hell are--
YOU BLOODY KOOK!
This is the President.
I’ve just killed the leader of the Radek loyalists.
Indy...
this is your doctor.
I want you to hand the radio to one these...
loyalists...
and then I want you to drop whatever else your holding
and sit down calmly.
Can you do that for me?
You’re one of them, aren’t you!
Indy, please.
No one is trying to hurt you.
Give ‘em hell, Indiana Jones!
Oh believe me -
my letter to the Ratings Advisory Board
will be very strongly worded.
They said “horse training” and I got confused!
WHAT!
ILM stuck Harrison Ford’s face on the wrong character??
What- do they want to be paid LESS??
A few times in my life I’ve seen things,
despite my cataracts.
I’ve been tortured with voodoo music,
which they now call "pop"!
I’ve been shot 9 times,
by your father.
Sorry!
Sorry again!
Sorry once more!
You’re lucky I already have a scar there--
Begging your pardon!
My apologies!
Please forgive me!
Point it elsewhere!
I need to reload.
I'm not sure that’s a good idea--
Sorry!
So sorry!
That one missed me.
I’m out of bullets now!
Dad always was a bit of a klutz, but in his defence,
this pistol is notoriously--
Sorry!
But I’ve been looking for this...
all my life.
Indy you’ve found this three times already.
What??
That’s impossible!
Well maybe if you didn’t keep losing it
you wouldn’t have to find it every ten years.
I think I’d remember if I ever owned a dial!
Then what’s this say right here?
Good golly.
We need to get this doowacky back to this Henry fella.
Get back!
Indy,
don’t you recognise us?
We’re your best friends.
We’re here to celebrate your birthday.
It’s a trick!
You’re all trying to steal from me!
Get back or I’ll whip you senseless!
Does he think he’s holding a whip right now?
Let's at least put the cake back in the fridge
before he knocks it everywhere.
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Indy! It’s me, Short Round!
Impossible!
Short Round is an 11-year-old street rat.
It’s been many years!
They call me Slightly-Less-Short Round now.
So you’re the one who stole my Dial!
Once a pickpocket, always a pickpocket!
Time for some discipline, you little rascal!
Show me those cheeks!
I’m too old for this shit!