MY FIRST GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMIC, AUTHOR, AND HOST OF
SOON BE CELEBRATING ONE YEAR OF HOSTING "THE DAILY SHOW."
PLEASE WELCOME TREVOR NOAH!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
>> STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: TREF OVER, TREF OVER!
DO THEY HAVE EVER CHANT YOUR NAME AT "THE DAILY SHOW.
OF.
>> NO, YOU EARN A CHANT.
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
I DID NOT TRULY UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE CHANTED THE WAY THEY DID,
UNTIL I WATCHED YOU DURING THE CONVENTIONS, AND I SAW THE BITS
THAT YOU WERE DOING, AND THEN-- YOU MUST REMEMBER, WE DIDN'T GET
"THE COLBERT SHOW "IN SOUTH AFRICA, AND THAT WAS THE MOST
AMAZING THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
I SAID THAT'S HOW YOU CHANT YOUR NAME.
YOU'RE AMAZING, MAN.
I WILL EARN THE CHANTING, BUT NOT NOW.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE AMAZING, TOO.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE COMING UP ON ONE YEAR.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: OF "THE DAILY SHOW, "AND THE LAST TIME YOU
WERE HERE WAS SHORTLY BEFORE YOU STARTED SHOW OVER THERE.
>> YES, YES.
>> Stephen: SO WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED, MY FRIEND?
>> I HAVE LEARNED-- I THINK IN SOME WAY, I MAY BE CONNECTED TO
TRUMP.
I THINK I-- I THINK -- >> YOU ARE RELATED TO HIM?
>> I THINK SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW LIKE HARRY POTTER AND VOALDER MORTS
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND THIS THING CAME
OUT AND IT KIND OF HAPPENED AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING.
I THINK I MAY NEED TO DIE TO SAVE AMERICA!
TO SAVE YOU ALL!
>> Stephen: WOW.
WELL, I MEAN, THEY-- YOU KNOW, YOU DID COME HERE-- I MEAN,
IT'S-- YOU CAME FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: TO SAVE US.
( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU-- WHEN YOU LOOK AT
AMERICAN POLITICS NOW-- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE,
TRUMP HAD, YOU KNOW, MADE A SPLASH BUT EVERYONE STILL
THOUGHT, CAN'T POSSIBLY HAPPEN.
CAN'T POSSIBLY HAPPEN.
>> I THINK PEOPLE STILL THINK THAT.
>> Stephen: IF I THOUGHT THAT I COULD SLEEP AT NIGHT.
IT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN.
>> WE'RE LEARNING IT'S TIME.
IT'S TIME.
YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN AN ICE CREAM PARLOR-- LET'S STOP THERE,
HAVE YOU?
>> Stephen: YES.
>> OKAY, COOL, JUST MAKING SURE.
AND YOU'RE CHOOSE AGO YOU ARE GETTING TO CHOOSE THE FLAVORS.
NOW IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS YOU ONLY HAVE TWO FLAVORS TO CHOOSE
FROM, AND THEN THEY GO HEY, YOU HAVE A YEAR TO CHOOSE YOUR
FLAVORS.
YOU'RE GOING TO STAND THERE FOR A LONG TIME AND SAY DO I TAKE
THE VANILLA OR THE RACIST GINGER.
AND YOU GET TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME CHOOSING THE --
>> DO NOT SELL THE RACIST JINGER SHORT BECAUSE IT GETS YOU RIGHT
HERE.
>> THEY SAY, HEY, YOU'VE GOT A YEAR.
IF THEY SAY, "CHOOSE NOW, ""YOU'LL PICK.
IF THEY SAY A YEAR YOU TAKE YOUR TIME.
RACIST GINGER SOUNDS INTERESTING.
IT IT WOULD MAKE LIFE EXCITING.
>> Stephen: IT WOULD.
>> PEOPLE SAY THEY WANT AN OUTSIDER, AND I UNDERSTAND IF
YOU LOOK AT POLITICS AND HOW CONVOLUTED IT BECOMES I
UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT AN OUTSIDER TO WHAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE
ASKING.
>> Stephen: TO THE THE INSIDERS?
>> THAT'S NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH.
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Stephen: IT'S SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR TRUMP.
IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
>> AND THE PEOPLE VOTING FOR HIM.
ALL PEOPLE IN THE BASKENT.
THE BASKET WAS IS DISPLT BASKET OF DEPLORE ABLES.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT.
I GUESS HE SAID HE HAS FOLLOWERS ARE RACIST, BUT WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.
>> I THINK THE BASKET THING IS MORE OFFENSIVE.
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, IF YOU PUT ME IN A BASKET, I'M OFFENDED
BY THAT.
IF YOU RANDOPLY SAID I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SAW
A BASKET OF BLACK PEOPLE.
YOU WOULD SAY, WHOA, WHOA.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I SAID IT WAS FOR BLACK PEOPLE.
>> NO, BUT IT'S THE BASKET THAT'S OFFENSIVE.
>> Stephen: A BASKET OF PUPPIES IS FANTASTIC.
A BASKET OF BLACK PUPPIES WOULD BE FAN TACK.
>> IT SKIRTS THE LINE.
IF SHE SAID, A TUPPERWARE OF DEPLORABLES," PEOPLE WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN AS OFFENDED.
>> Stephen: LET ME TRY THIS.
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I SAW A TUPPERWARE FULL OF
BLACK PEOPLE.
>> YOU CAN'T SAY "FULL OF "BECAUSE THAT MEANS THEY CONTAIN
BLACK PEOPLE.
TRY IT AGAIN WITHOUT FULL OF.
>> Stephen: I SAY, I SAW TUPPERWARE FULL OF BLACK PEOPLE.
>> AND I WOULD SAY, WHAT, DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, STEPHEN?
AT LEAST IT MAKES ME THINK.
IT MAKES YOU THINK.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE TREVOR NOAH.