- I have been a loyal Cosmo reader since I was a child.
- I don't read it.
- I've written for Cosmo.
- I honestly think expect for some things
maybe to work a little.
- I think it's gonna make me be sexy
in a way that I'm not usually sexy.
- I'm positive it's gonna be wrong.
(music)
- Pull your hair loose from a ponytail holder
or a clip so he can watch your (laughs)
touchable tresses fall around your face.
- You know, if I could like force it to be slo-mo'ed,
and well lit so that he'd pay attention.
- I think it's cute when girls do that,
like do things with their hair.
- You'd honestly have to be like, "Hey,
"focus on this, watch what I'm gonna do
"in a second."
And that kind of kills it.
- I could not pull this off in a cool way.
(man laughs)
- [Woman] Have you seen like any good movies lately?
- Your hair smells nice.
That was like a really, it was right there.
- Oh my God!
I won, I won at flirting.
- It was wow.
- That was incredible.
I'm the winner.
- You're blushing a little bit though.
Thank god your hair doesn't smell bad.
- Oh yeah, that would be --
- I got it, it was like whoosh.
(laughs)
- I'm saying, you can do a lot of things.
I'm just saying, that might might not be
your move.
- Thanks.
- Nothing about it was subtle, but it was effective.
- While conversing with a cutie, lean in
so you're about six inches from his face,
linger for three counts, then slowly return
to your original position.
- What does this accomplish?
Like a breath check?
- If you can like make their head spin about like,
"What is happening?"
then they're more likely to be intrigued by you.
- That's a lot of counting at the same time.
- So yeah, I actually had a really nice,
busy day today, I--
- [Woman] Cool.
- What the f**k was that?
- It's like a weird kiss blue balls.
- I like it.
I like it when you're close like that.
- It went from like, "Oh, she likes me.
"Are we gonna kiss?
"This is gr -- oh, no, she doesn't.
"She moved away."
- Rub your shoulder like you have a
painful crick then gently sigh (sigh).
Not only will he find this extremely sexy,
but you might even score a massage.
- That was my move in college.
I think that works epically well.
- Do you know how many times that I've been like,
"If I sleep with this person, he'll just rub my back.
"And that will be great"
And that's all you want.
- This is teaching women to just not be honest.
- Here's the thing.
I hate massages.
- If you don't have a pain in your neck,
don't rub your neck.
- That one's definitely right.
- How about you?
- Umm, I did like aerobics and stuff.
- Do you want some like Icy Hot or something?
(woman laughs)
- Actually, that'd be nice.
Yeah.
- I mean, I'm sure there's a drugstore
and I'm sure they can get some.
- I don't think it went well.
He offered me Icy Hot, uh, and then told me
where I could go buy it.
(man laughs)
- First thing I'm gonna think of is,
"You should probably get that checked out."
I'm not gonna offer them a massage.
- Use your tongue to get that last crumb
off your lips while eating dinner with him.
Okay, I happen to know a lot of guys
who think that when food's on your mouth,
it's not sexy.
- Here's my question, Cosmo.
How do I get a crumb on my lip
without looking like an idiot?
- Eww.
- It's like what would happen in a movie,
or like a porn.
- As soon as that crumb's on the lip,
game over, I look like I don't know how to
eat like an adult.
Are you sure you don't want any?
- You have a...
- I got it. - You got it?
- Don't worry, yeah I got it.
(woman laughs)
This is so weird.
That's what I mean, the crumb distracts.
- I like it.
It could have been sexier.
- [Woman with purple hair] The thing to do
maybe is that someone else that you're flirting with
has something on their mouth, and then you go like that.
- Grab his ass on your way into a restaurant.
- Now that's sexual assault.
- I don't think men like having their butts grabbed.
- You have to be kind of careful at
getting men super turned on in public, right?
Because then that's kind of uncomfortable for them.
(whap)
(man laughs)
You're laughing.
- I'm sorr-- (laughs)
- How did you feel when I grabbed your ass.
- It was playful, that was fun.
- Big fan of the ass grab.
- You liked that?
- Loved the ass grab.
- Just on the way to a restaurant,
you haven't even kissed yet?
- Anywhere.
- You didn't get turned on?
- [Man in tie] I think grabbing my ass
in a completely populated restaurant
would work.
- I would try, absolutely none of these again.
- I don't think there needs to be many tips,
we're kind of easy.
- You can't just like follow rules
and then snap, snap, snap, that person loves you.
- That's right.
- I wouldn't really take these tips to heart,
but if you want to grab my ass in the
middle of a restaurant, you can.
- Me?
- If you're a woman trying to pick up women,
you should probably just be like,
"Who are my ex-girlfriends friends?
"Who has the most cats that I know?"
And then, from there, that's how you flirt.
- You're a beautiful woman.
Just sit there and be cute.
- Aww.