if you do this there's gonna be a moment
in the footage where you can see my junk
out some of the moment where I'm
pointing at your junk I get it okay okay
we're doing this how are my levels how's
my hair focused joins me this still
works this is what it's like to vlog I'm
headed to Lynx house so I've invited
Rhett over to my house to take a shower
in his shower there's a particular
aspect to my shower that I've been
bragging to read about I want him to
come over here and experience it
firsthand there's also a controversy I
guess I'll call it around the advice
that he's been giving me about what I
should be doing with the feature that
I've been bragging about in my shower I
have already taken a shower in my own
shower because I don't know if I can
trust his shower but I won't tell him
that so today I hope to determine once
and for all if his advice was as stupid
as I think it was tree-ring in southern
cowboy I have a Christmas scene
someone's at the door put you on the
left and put me on the right put your
humors film for your face one of these
yeah that might do it
what if we filmed ourselves like this no
camera in there because I'm trying to
how to cover your face with your camera
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can I see your bathroom yeah I've been
in this house many times but your your
bedroom suite is upstairs and I
typically don't visit your bedroom
that's for you and your wife here it is
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look around is it all that you thought
it would be I see two windows you get a
window for the bathtub right and you're
gonna window for the shower exactly look
at that you see that see how that thing
goes up guys it's the switchers because
I walk towards it when you walk towards
it it opens up and it beckons hey you
don't have to lift that lid push the
other button farther left but that's P
mode weather was when he hit the bending
of Noah's on him that's a good question
there's a smart toilet it knows how what
he's there it's not let's know what
today's about when I first moved into
this house before we remodeled this
bathroom the shower was over here and it
did have a window now the window was
opaque but whatever is most shower
windows are yeah what's the point of a
window you can't look at the point of a
window it was a horrible there is an
answer well I was retort in less light
it was rhetoric and give the sunlight
but you don't lose privacy what I would
do what about privacy windows I would
look out the window while I was taking a
shower and when I remodeled
I wanted the shower to have a more Panem
reanimate cinema manage view of more of
the of the mountain range so when we
redesigned this I said I want a window
in the shower to remain even though I
encountered resistance all along the way
there's no issue of being seen naked you
don't have no issue with seeing
anybody's jump or anybody's breasts in
this situation this is definitely a neck
up window but to me I don't like the
idea of being seen at all any part of me
while I'm naked which brings us to the
issue one time I look down from the
mountains into my neighbor's driveway
where you his car was parked and I
noticed right there that he was getting
in his car I was like that's like I'm
John baby I'm shampooing I'm like trying
to hide myself and see if he can see me
by the end I was cowering in the corner
showering in my little shower that's no
way to be then once he left I've been
down like this and then I'd be peeking
see if you come in there cuz he would be
right there that's my neighbor's house
so I'm telling read all of this on the
podcast and in your saying your toilet
keeps opening and closing this unplug
can we turn it off well you know there's
a button but it turned off
Plus do you know how to turn off no I
don't it's not my toilet plug it what I
told link was you need to lean into this
now I said to think about the inevitable
apocalypse when it really hits the fan
in Los Angeles neighborhoods become
tribes and then you don't want to be
subservient in that truck you want to be
one of the leaders who tells me to stare
down my neighbor while I'm showering I
was like to assert dominance yeah
because if you develop a relationship
with your neighbor aware by when he
looks at you you cower in fear then he's
gonna have you on a leash in the
apocalypse you want him on a leash are
you talking about a physical leash yeah
people are gonna be carrying around
people on leashes and they're pocalypse
what I'm saying is you need to look at
him you need to dominate him he needs to
cower in fear get into his car and go
away and so you did that right I I did
that yeah how'd it go it was hard it's
hard to be a leader it took a lot of
gumption and then when I was doing it I
never know for sure that he's been he
saw me I think he did and I don't know
he just drove off but he was gonna do
that anyway have you talked to him since
I haven't talked about this like agent
did you notice what I was staring at you
in my shower oh you wouldn't want to
talk to him about that directly right
wasn't about other things do you act as
if it never happened what I did that
good that's good because like we went on
a town and like they kept our mail for
us also you already getting to do your
work
yeah they're already serving here's the
thing I know what it feels like to be
him when I do what you told me to do in
my shower so I want you to take a shower
and I want to go into my neighbor's
driveway be my neighbor see what it
feels like to be him when you're being
me doing what you told me to do you're
gonna let me do that in private well I'm
gonna film it just you're gonna fill her
from the waist up yeah
oh my never let me junk I don't want man
when he's editing this to see my junk or
my
alas and neither do I so when you frame
me I want you to start from the top and
I want you to tilt down because if you
do this a couple above there's gonna be
a moment in the footage where you can
see my junk you tell me the moment where
the pointing at your junk I get it if
I'm gonna be in there when you're naked
I don't know why I just can't be in
there when you're getting naked
you think the act of taking your clothes
off is a little more weird than just
having your daughter like a stripper you
know now there's gonna be a man taking a
shower with his best friend filming not
weird at all okay I'm filming the
ceiling ceiling and it just barely Simon
I am tilting up let me zoom in your
shower too short first thing I can tell
you thing you're not gonna rain thing
man first of all you're gonna want to
shower yeah it starts off pretty cold it
comes out you told me not to tell me
don't mess up my hair
oh yeah heartbreak you got to take
advantage of a window you crank it open
yeah I crank this open when I'm in the
shower and then you're seven inches
shorter than me
let's get more of my sight yeah that
that's my height
yeah and that's what I mean let's do
that I like that's it man that's this is
what you see
okay so what kind of faces do you make
if you do this like this
Herbal Essences commercials oh oh people
do that on that film you're dumb you
know do you do that or do you not I
don't do that okay who's that like
you're not supposed to take a shower
when it's like what if I die doing this
for you about that lightning use
lightning the first two man vlog ever
suddenly becomes a one man vlog all
right see stay here keep showering I'm
gonna go out there I guess with a
freaking I think you might have to yell
pretty sure they're not home so here's
this driveway this is garage this is
where you typically parks and then over
there is is mine
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frustrated okay I think he's frustrated
I'm having to work out some sort of a
I'm sort of rigged to keep myself dry oh
gosh this is hard there we go
I hope we don't destroy these cameras
one of them is in the rain the other
than a shower this rain is a bit
frustrating
I'm sure I'm sitting there trying to
hold a freaking you know what this is
great you we can get through this video
with these conditions man
two cameras three cameras no help it's
raining if we can do this first video
think about what how do you do the
second video is gonna be so I've gotten
on the roof in order to get the best
shot that represents what it feels like
to be my neighbor in his driveway that's
what it feels like for him when he gets
in his car
yeah pretty creepy why would any
neighbor in his right mind while
showering stare a guy down when he's
just trying to begin his commute okay at
this point a dude drove up could we put
in the video but then afterward he asked
to not be in the video so we replaced
him with the chipmunk this is
when you're doing a two man's live a
chipmunk this shows up what it wants to
you can't tell that a stop a filly we
should ask the chipmunk why he thinks
sure see if I can get a third unbiased
opinion much [ __ ] mom this is good
getting an unbiased third party to give
their opinions this is really good idea
I could use your help this outfit my
neighbor can see me showering
Hartigan at work that we had
conversation with a chipmunk
I'm not party to it just stand right
here and squat down a little bit just
tell me what you see I ain't gonna say
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he's Sam for me would you say that he's
making eye contact with you yeah how
does that make you feel you're about to
you're getting in your car you're going
to work
do you think it's fine okay he's gonna
try some intimidation techniques you
just just look at him looking at you and
tell me what he's doing you will do my
big way let's matter I know I need you
to break into that rundown Super Walmart
and get me a cooler
- on a scale of one to ten how
intimidated are you right now when you
look at him looking at you
he thinks you're not intimidating see
just to clarify
he's told me when I shower to stare my
neighbor down and intimidate him so that
when the apocalypse comes I I will have
dominance over
you've been tremendously helpful okay so
he was intimidated right no he he
actually thought that it was an
opportunity for a friendly connection
right what about a I gotta to my
intimidation techniques you were saying
stuff yeah I was intimidating oh man
you're kind of barking up the wrong
apocalyptic tree here if you're a
relationship with your neighbor in the
present time before is the fan is
important the kind of is then maybe you
can be nice to him maybe you can just do
a slight nod and a wave I'm not gonna
argue with that
well if and when I come back and shower
I will intimidate him I kind of like to
just get out of the rain I'm almost out
of battery that's something you got to
worry about - walkers man I kind of like
to think about okay you put on your
clothes yeah I dry it off a little bit I
still don't know what else I don't know
what the firm conclusion is except I
think you've just been trying to control
me and to do something doing something
idiotic possibly but I will say we did
it man we made a video without any help
why are we we're like bent over yeah
we're good this is your ID I think this
is I can understand like this this is
symbolic of how I feel about how this
video when it's kind of like okay I feel
great
okay that battery died - no Rangers only
1% on this battery so we got to get this
out real fast get out look I don't know
I don't have anything insane subscribe
we're gonna get good at this I just feel
like I need to go t take another shower
you can leave though okay