Hey guys! So
OH MY GOD PHIL WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!
Yep, it is a pizza t-shirt
It has divided opinions, so I apologize if it makes you hungry
Or want to lick the screen
*Whispers* Please don't lick the screen
So I just got back from Playlist Live in Florida
Which was brilliant and as you can see I am tanned to the max this time
I still look like Voldemort
And on the last day me and Dan went to Hollywood Studios:
the Disney park to try to get a little bit of Mickey Mouse in our hearts
Before returning to the cold, wet sadness of England
There's a magical place, we're on our way there!
Oh, yeah-that's Toys R' us *Chuckles*
So, we arrived and to my disappointment, the entirety of America had decided to
Go to the same park on the same day
so it was completely jam-packed
And the queue for the Aerosmith Rockin' Roller Coaster, which is the best ride in the park
Was two hours long, so I was just like,
DISAPPOINTED!
Until fate handed us a golden ticket
because a girl who worked at Disney recognized me and Dan from YouTube
and gave us a fast-pass onto the ride
Little did I know she had sealed our fates to one of the most
terrifying experiences of my whole life!
She was probably a witch
or a corrupted leprechaun.
Anyway, we happily skipped past all the people waiting for the ride
I always feel terrible using fast passes.
'Cause everyone will be waiting in line for two hours
And you're just like,
'Bye guys! Enjoy your sunstroke!'
So I just avoided all eye-contact and do a walk of shame to the front of the roller coaster
Anyway, we got there,
Low and behold we got put on the front of the roller coaster!
I was so excited! I almost salivated on the man who was strapping me in
and then we were all locked in and ready to go
The roller coaster set off like PCHOOM!
Awww, look how happy I looked! Look how happy-
No. This did not last long.
So it zoomed off, made a sharp turn, did a loop-the-loop
and then it started to make it's tallest climb...
When it stopped.
So we were right in the front, narrowly hanging off the biggest drop
with nothing at the side of my seat
and my brain was just like
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
I really want waffles.
I'm gonna die!
Everyone remained pretty calm until the guy behind us started screaming about Final Destination
"D'you think there's another roller coaster behind us and we're all gonna die like final destination?"
Ahhhhhh.
Terrifying!
Also, Dan also managed to get this video while it was happening:
Look at the fear in my eyes!
D: We're stuck, on Rockin' Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios
P: I'm scared!
D: Say hi! (Everyone doing okay? Doing okay?)
P: NO! D: *Laughs*
So in just a minute, we're going to be getting off the ride (P: ahh!)
So we were left there for about ten minutes until TEAM DISNEY!
arrived to save us, and told us we have to climb off the roller coaster
which scared me because we'd just had an announcement that said,
"The roller coaster could restart at any time."
So I just thought, what if I'm just climbing out, and then it restarts!?
Anyway, they lifted up our harnesses, and I just imagined this happening:
LOOK OUT!
NOOOO!
Anyway! I survived!
I think I was pretty brave, though.
D: No you weren't! P: *laughs*
D: wait a minute. Stop, STOP! Everything stop! P: Okayyyy
D: I'm interrupting this.
D: You were ready for death. P: I was ready for death!
D: But, there was actual danger. The left of Phil was an eighty-foot drop down to the floor.
(P: It was so high!) D: So when the woman was like, "we're about to open your harnesses
please do not get out to the left, as there is a drop", Phil was like *strange noise as Dan imitates Phil*
staring into the abyss. P: I fall over trying to put my socks on (Dan laughs)
P: so crawling out of a roller coaster... D: Like, seriously. You know how awkward it is
to get in and out of a roller coaster seat as it is, imagine trying to stand up in a roller coaster
and then not trip because you'll literally die.
P: I was just picturing myself going, ahhhhh!
D: Splat. The end of AmazingPhil.
P: Still a little bit emotionally damaged.
The plane journey home had mega-turbulence as well
I have no idea how people sleep while being thrown about in a plane seat
I was just sat in my seat wide awake like
kill me.
The lady next to me stayed asleep the whole time with her head just bouncing all over the place
Though I didn't see her get off the plane, so she might have died.
Today's Draw Phil Naked iiissss:!
And I will see you next week.
Unless the roller coaster was actually Final Destination and I'm about to die in a freak accident.
P: Pretty cool way to die, though; death on a roller coaster. D: Cool way to die?
P: Well, you know, at the funeral, 'and he died on a roller coaster'.
It's cooler than, like, he fell down the stairs.
D: Okay! P: Thanks for butting in my video. D: I'm gonna go now...