-Nice.
I love the new title sequence.
That's cool.
Oh my god, we got new symbolisms on the astrolobe!
Who's this kid? I don't know this kid.
I know that kid.
Bloodthirsty killer.
Dany and Jon looking hot.
Yeah yeah!
Is this their reunion?
Wait is this the first time Arya's seeing Jon? I don't remember.
I think it is. I get so mixed up.
Gendry!
She's like oh yeah that's my old friend.
We had a romantic wrestling match.
That was only in the books. I think.
[-Because I have balls and you don't.]
-Really?
This is what we thought would be the good first dialogue of the season?
Missandei is so pretty.
Grey Worm's pretty good too. Hahaha.
[-Northerners don't much trust outsiders.]
-Yeah but like they don't even kneel for their king either.
Holy shit that's a fuckin dragon!
Yeah that's my-those are my babies. Hahaha.
Those are my children.
Sansa's like that's pretty cool too but... uhhh...
I don't like the power imbalance.
Sansa's such a total marxist.
Hey! Do you recognize him Bran?
He's my brother.
Oh. Well that's nice.
You may come forward now Bran.
[-You're a man.]
[-Almost.]
-Okay that's enough Bran. Go back in the corner.
Yeah we don't know what happened to him.
[-Queen Daenerys of House Targaryen.]
-Do the full intro Jon.
[-My sister.] -So disrespectful.
[-The North is as beautiful as your brother claimed. As are you.]
-So are you.
[-Winterfell is yours, Your Grace.]
-Damn. That was cold. That was cold Sansa
[-We don't have time for all this. The Night King-] -Oh shut up Bran.
We were having a moment.
[-And my Queen. Sorry.] -This kid is so confused.
[-We named you King in the North.]
-I told you so Jon. That's what Sansa's thinking.
[-fight alongside us. I had a choice.]
-This Dany Sansa setup.
[-How are we meant to feed the greatest army the world has ever seen?]
-Look Sansa this is the TV show.
Nobody cares about logistics.
[-My lady.] -Ohhh! Sansa's got a new advisor.
That was uhh Royce guy right?
He's cool. I like him. I approve.
[-Lady of Winterfell. You have every right to be fearful of my sister.]
[She has something to live for now.]
-It's a baby!
[-I used to think you were the cleverest man alive.]
-I don't like what they did with Sansa.
That line confused me the first time.
I think it means Sansa thinks that Cersei just wants to watch the world burn,
but it isn't immediately obvious that that's where Cersei is at right now.
Not until we visit in with Cersei again.
But after we do it become obvious.
So I think Sansa is right, there.
[-Good.]
[-But first I'm gonna fuck the Queen.]
-Dream big, Euron.
[-Horses? -Two thousand. -And elephants?]
[-No elephants Your Grace.]
-I wonder why the Golden Company didn't bring the elephants.
[-They said what's left of him could fit in a wine glass.]
-Why are we talking about a bunch of nobodies that Dany killed?
It probably doesn't mean anything.
[-Poetic justice. -That fucking family.]
-Am I supposed to believe that Bronn's gonna kill a Lannister brother?
Cause I don't.
If Theon hadn't jumped ship and he stayed and tried to fight Euron,
he would've been killed.
And then he wouldn't be here to rescue her right now.
I think Yara is overreacting.
[-What is dead may never die.]
[-But kill the bastards anyway.]
-Theon's going to Winterfell.
And that's perfect because there's an ice dragon who needs killing.
Theon is a very good archer.
[-What if the Seven Kingdoms, for once in their whole shit history, ]
[were ruled by a just woman and an honorable man?]
-Yeah but where are we gonna find the just woman?
[-She doesn't need to be my friend.]
[But I am her Queen.]
-Look at the tyranny in this girl's face. [-If she can't respect me...]
-It's just this cold dead expression like if you don't do what I want,
you're not human to me.
She does it at least three times in this episode. [-need to be my friend.]
-Breathing fast. [-But I am her Queen.]
-Threatening stare.
[-If she can't respect me...] -Self-righteous resolve. Implied threat.
And all because of what? Her boyfriend's sister doesn't like her?
This is what the argument that they should be having right now sounds like.
I just want your family to like me!
What if I made her lemon cakes?
But Dany, we don't have time for lemon cakes. The dead are comin!
[-They don't like the North.]
-The Targaryen animals don't like the Stark home.
Foreshadowing!
This is really interesting.
At first it seems like somebody's touching mom, and Drogon is not sure
if he's okay with it.
So there's a tension, but that tension never gets released.
There's never a moment of approval from Drogon.
He's just... The suspicion lingers past the ending of the scene.
So it's like Drogon knows that this Jon Snow guy isn't good for mom,
but he's not sure why.
[-Is that a command Lady Stark?]
[-Don't call me that.]
[-As you wish milady.]
-Arya and Gendry? Yep thats... that's happening.
[-Can you make it?]
-Everybody keeps asking what this is.
I think it's obvious that it's a Firebolt, the fastest broomstick on the pitch.
[-She'll be a good Queen. For all of us.]
[She's not her father.] -Yeah everybody keeps saying that.
[-Did you bend the knee to save the North? Or because you love her?]
-How dare you!
A little of column A, a little of column B.
[-I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused.]
-There's no remorse in Dany's expression.
[-At least I'll be allowed home again now that my brother's the lord.]
[-Your brother stood with your father.]
-Yeah... you're not really supposed to kill people after the battle is over.
And you certainly don't do it with fire.
[-He trusts you more than anyone. Now's the time.]
-Why? Why do we have to tell him right now?
Couldn't this wait until a better time?
When it isn't gonna cause a bunch of problems?
The Three-eyed Crow is such an instigator.
It's kinda gross too, he's like, seizing Sam's moment of vulnerability.
He did the same thing to Bran when he broke his legs.
I don't trust this Three-eyed Raven guy.
And this is such an unsatisfying ending for Bran.
It's inconclusive.
Where is Bran? Cause this ain't him.
This ain't the Bran I knew.
Whatever state Bran is in right now, I won't be happy if he ends the story like this.
He's either gotta kick the Three-eyed guy out,
or the Three-eyed guy has to kick him out. Kill him.
One or the other man.
Even the characters are unsatisfied with this.
They're giving Bran these sideways looks.
[-We need to end this war.]
[-Would you have done it?]
-Only never, in a million years.
[-You're the true king.]
[Aegon Targaryen sixth of his name protector of the realm, all of it.]
-Oh fuck this! I love this reaction.
You mean my dad's not my dad?
You mean I'm fucking my aunt? Hahaha.
Oh my god.
Now, let's not get carried away.
His name is still Jon and his father is still Ned in all the ways that it matters.
But sure, if we believe in blood right then he's the King.
But isn't blood right kind of bullshit anyway?
I don't think they've figured that out yet but who knows?
I have no idea what the hell this means.
Hey, Ser Jaime. No hard feelings.
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be who I am today.
Sometimes we all just need a little push!