- So you could have great bussy.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And it could be the cheeks as well.
The whole thing. - Yeah, the whole package.
(upbeat music)
- Hey, my name's Zotti. - And I'm Ryan.
- And we are both gay men.
And today we are challenging our office,
the straight people, to guess some gay slang.
- I think we're gonna do pretty bad.
- Yeah. - I know almost no gay slang.
- I feel like there's a lot of gay slang
that kind of has just become part of pop culture.
- I think "RuPaul's Drag Race" had a massive--
- Yeah. - Kind of impact on that.
- For sure.
- I know a few basic things like bear and cub
and that's it, really.
- So, I feel like there might be some
that I'm like, "Oh, yep, I know what that means."
And then I feel like there'll be some where I'm like.
- What?
- All right, let's get into it.
- Bussy. - Bussy?
- Bussy. - Bussy.
- Bussy? - Bussy?
- I'm imagining pussy.
- Yeah, like pussy, like--
- Bussy, but bussy, yeah.
- Bop pussy?
- Oh, maybe it's back pussy.
- Is it like you're bossy but you're also a pussy?
- Oh, bomb pussy.
(dings) - Oh, yeah.
- I mean-- - I really don't know.
- [Man] Okay, so you guys are incorrect.
- [Both] Wow.
- It's kind of like butt pussy or boy pussy.
I feel like I don't know exactly which one it is,
but it just means, you know, your butt.
- Your butt.
- Okay, next one is kiki.
- I've heard this one before.
- Just reminds me of the Drake song.
- Where it's like kiki--
♪ Do you love me ♪
- Dun nun nuh.
♪ Are you riding ♪
- Kiki. - Do you know that song?
- No.
- Kiki could be a cute thing for like, "Give me a kiki."
- Someone who loves kinks, just all of them.
- Like a kiss.
- Do you want to do some kiki stuff tonight?
- Kiki, no, yes.
(both laughing) (buzzing)
- Okay, what is it?
- [Man] You guys are incorrect.
- Oh, no. (dramatic music)
- This is basically a gathering of the gay male species.
When gay guys link up, kiki.
- Kiki. - Party.
- Kai kai.
- Kai kai?
- Maybe like a dance battle.
- A dance battle? - I challenge you
to a kai kai. - Yeah.
- I had to do a kai kai before my kiki.
- I totally smashed that guy last night at the kai kai.
- Yeah, you did.
- I'm really excited to kai kai.
- Kai kai.
- Basically, what a kai kai is
is when you've got one drag queen
and you've got another drag queen
and they do some secret drag queen
fondling business. (whistling)
- Oh my god.
- Hey, my sentence was pretty close then.
I totally smashed that guy last night.
(laughing)
- That's specific. - Okay.
- That is extremely specific. - Oh.
- Power bottom. - Power bottom.
- Power on.
(mechanical whirring) - 'Cause I know
there's top and bottoms, we all know that.
- What are they?
- So a top, I think, is like you're on top of them.
I feel weird saying this but giving it
and then bottom, you're on the bottom.
- Why do you have to be on the top to give it?
(light music) - Hm.
(beeps) - I guess it would mean
you are the bottom.
- I'm just trying to think how that would work
if you're on the bottom.
- And you're really good at it.
- I don't, 'cause I think, yeah, just physically,
it wouldn't work out, you know?
- Power. - You're only the bottom?
- So I'm assuming they're being on the bottom
and being powerful.
- Power bottom. - Power bottom.
- Hi, I'm a power bottom.
But I think everyone has their position
and so I think a power bottom is like your position.
But I think it means you're-- - Okay.
- Only a bottom. - Right.
(dinging) (both cheering)
Almost there. - Almost.
- Why? - Power bottom, hm.
- And for people that don't know
what a top or a bottom is, break it down.
- Okay, so top, you're looking at someone
who's a bit more dominant in the bedroom.
Bottom, someone that's a bit more submissive.
So your power bottom, that is someone
who is a dominant one that likes receiving.
- Ooh.
- You've got to assert yourself, you know?
- I'm learning so much today. - I know, I really am.
- Yeah. - Okay, next one: looking.
- Looking.
- Lookin' real good.
- It's also a thing you do when you look at someone.
- It is, like right now. - Looking.
- Oh, maybe it's like you're single, you're on the prowl.
- [Both] You're looking.
- Yeah.
- Oh, are you here to hook up tonight?
Well, I'm just looking. - Yes.
- You're DTF.
You're looking. - Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm feeling that.
- Looking is a phrase that someone would display
on their Grindr profile and this typically means
that they're looking for it right here, right now.
If you talk to me and we click,
I will come to you right now or you can come to me.
Whichever one works best.
- A lot of coming to people.
(laughs) - Yeah.
(beeps) - Oh my god.
- Wow. - I love that
clear communication. - Yeah.
- It's maximum efficiency. - Yeah.
So it's more like a status, like, you know,
"I'm hungry, I'm looking."
- Straight up with what you want.
- Yeah. - Not playing games.
You're looking. - I'm into it.
- And everyone knows what that means.
- Yeah. - That is really good.
- NPNC.
- All I can think of is NSYNC.
- Yeah, me too! (laughing)
NSYNC.
- That's gotta be an acronym, right?
It's an acronym of something, so.
- Not--
- NPNC. - Penetrating.
- Penetration.
- Not communicating. - Not--
(laughing)
- Nice pecs, nice calves.
- No
penis,
not...
- Cooperating. - Cooperating.
(buzzing) - NPNC,
which stands for no pic, no chat.
- So now what does it mean? - No pic, no chat.
No-- - Pic.
- Pic.
- No pic. - Oh.
- What's a pic?
- You're not picking anyone, you're not chatting to anyone.
- So this one is a phrase that you'll see on Grindr.
It's definitely displayed for people
who don't like to talk to people
that don't have a profile picture.
- No pic, no chat 'cause you could be a fake person.
- Well, it's interesting they've
gone out of their way, I think,
to leave that as a message on their profile.
- I get it with people like message on Instagram.
- Yeah.
- And they don't have a photo.
I'm immediately like why?
Like, you're on social media. - Serial killer.
- Serial killer. - Yeah.
- I just wouldn't message someone
like on a straight dating app if there wasn't a picture.
- Serial killer trying to stalk me,
there's obviously something--
- Yeah. - Like a reason
why you're hiding your identity.
- Trying to scam me. - Yeah.
- Or something. - Very sus.
- If I was just being catfished or,
I don't know-- - You don't know
what you're getting yourself into.
- Yeah, exactly.
Okay, Miss Vagine, Vanjie?
- Vanjie. - Miss Vanjie.
- Or Miss Vanjie. - Vanjie?
- If you're acting a certain way
or doing a certain thing or you're in a bit of a mood,
you'd be like, oh.
- Okay, Miss Vanjie.
- Yeah, I reckon it's a label for something.
- Yeah, or maybe you put this on your Grindr profile
and it means you only want to date certain people.
Or hook up with certain people.
(buzzing) - Miss Vanjie.
If you don't know what it is, do yourself a favor,
do a little Google, look up some gay memes.
Basically, Miss Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
from "RuPaul's Drag Race" was iconically eliminated
and while walking out, chanted her own
mother (horn honks) name.
(snaps) (tongue clicks)
- [Both] Miss Vanjie.
- Instead of being like, "Bye,"
when I leave, I'm gonna be like--
- Bye. - Vanjie.
- [Both] Miss Vanjie.
- And I expect you all-- - Yes.
- To do it back. - Yeah.
As we're going down in the elevator,
it'll just get fainter and fainter.
- Miss Vanjie.
- [Both] Yasss.
- Yasss.
- I don't know for sure, but I think it means
extreme yes. (dings)
- Yasss.
Does what it says on the package.
It's a celebration of the word yes.
- Yeah. - This is one of those terms
that I feel like has just been adopted into--
- Yeah. - Everybody's everyday
vocabulary. - Yeah.
- [Both] Yasss, queen.
- 'Cause it's so fun to say.
Yasss.
I'm kind of into some of the words,
like I like kiki. - Yeah.
- Bussy.
- Oh, yeah, bussy, yeah, that was kind of--
- Yeah, I think that's funny.
- And it sounds really cute as well.
- Yeah. - Whereas
"Oh, we're just gonna go have a gossip."
- Like, oh my god, if someone was like,
"Do you want to come over for a gossip?"
- Yeah. - I'd be like,
"I don't gossip, what do you mean?'
- I know.
Oh my god, that's so mean.
- But if it's a kiki, it's just like let's debrief.
- Yeah.
- Cool way to say your butt, like--
- Yeah.
- Is it a butthole, right?
It's for buttholes.
- Specific, aw, okay.
- I'm into it.
- Have a debrief about life.
- We should call our meetings kikis.
- Oh my god.
- So not the cheeks.
- It's just a butthole.
- Tuesday morning kiki. - Kiki!
(laughing) Yes, I'm into it.
Love!
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