ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to 2015 or even earlier
than that when did this game come out
originally I cannot remember I haven't
thought about this game in years
welcome to beseech by the way it came
out ages ago in early access and I
thought it came out properly years ago
but I went on to Steam today to try and
look for stuff to play and there it was
and the front page saying version 1.0
had finally come out so I thought it was
a good idea to get back into it and try
it again
it's been a very very long time since I
played this some people are still
playing besieged to this day and they're
probably gonna be very happy that the
full game is finally out and I don't
know if anything is different but I want
to try it out for myself again I forget
completely how to make this thing work
ok so just build up some some simple
stuff there we go yeah oh I'm building
look at me go and then we just go right
you just go beautiful success zone
conquered alright now I was never the
best at making super complex structures
in this game and that's absolutely fine
but I want to be better at it
stick a flamethrower in the front of
this one as you do cuz why not I have to
destroy an entire ramshackle with this
one yeah ok I'm on fire but as long as I
defeat my enemies it doesn't matter the
sacrifice is worth it
run chickens run for your lives
I seem to have run into a problem it
doesn't really work as Nintendo oh no oh
no get away from me a dirty sheep no God
okay well that does that you see the
problem was the wheels the wheels are
too close to each other you don't say
have to be in sir to horse each other
the whole thing gonna fall apart we've
believed it relieved wheels a little bit
away from each other
there's go exactly according to plan
that's uh my daddy always used to tell
me and I believed him cuz he was a great
man still is a great man am I talking
like he's dead boo [ __ ] what did I have
to do was that not it was there more oh
I have to destroy the things in the back
alrighty then that's much easier to do
all right you can keep your hours and
shove them off your arses I'm coming for
your ramshackle town oh nice oh god oh
god please don't kill me please
Oh what are we doing turn turn turn turn
faster damn it I'm coming I'm coming
ha ha any second now oh [ __ ] Micro
Machines I can't do it I'm driving
backwards now you put a drill on the
front and that's going to give you the
stuff that you need and then on top of
it you put an old cannon you know c4 the
cannon right I think so well we're all
gonna find out together and then the
cannon bake him away toys all right
coming through excuse me beep-beep I
don't know why I decided to drive
through the fire that was clearly the
worst decision I've made today all right
let them have their fun there and then
we'll just go around nice Sunday drive
around the blocks and now drive into it
and and now drive into it but I only get
one cannon shot was that it I feel like
I need more nice oh [ __ ] I should have
to destroy the other one I forgot oh god
dammit any day now and
day now that took a lot longer than it
should have
oh yes these are the fun ones I like
these ones what kind of machines that I
used to make I used to make stuff that
was just bananas it was just non-stop
like blasting of asses I think I was a
lot better at the game back then okay
idea
stick with me no because this is about
to get hairy let's actually make them a
little bit longer like that
a beautiful cross-section and now I put
the wheels like this alright do you see
the brain working do you see the the
brain going and then you put blades all
around the outside of it
no one's want to [ __ ] with a lad words
it's not a bunch of blades on the back
of his vehicle no come at me come at me
there you go okay I was hoping for more
of a spin
I was hoping be a lot more chaotic than
this this is garbage this is awful take
this back I don't want this this is
awful I'm not even killing them they're
just dying because the fire has sprained
I deserved that that was an absolute win
I might be half my genius intellect
kicked in and allowed me to accomplish
my goals
you're not even [ __ ] you hear that
yeah I'm the smart one you the dog I
steel iron ore and deliver it so these
are all the same levels as before we've
we've done these before but it's been a
really long time and I just want to have
fun with video games so you know what I
don't care all right now what was the
thing that we actually needed wasn't
there like a grabber there it is this
grabber man is gonna do the job for us
so alright grabs anything it touches so
I just need I wouldn't pull do I do I
need more than that I probably need more
than that
I don't know if that feels enough but
I'm sticking with it stick with your
guns yes this is going to work all right
it drives at least there's one haha what
a beautiful sexy little machine I bet
you're all looking at that going like
that's not gonna work
doubting my brilliance look at this but
you all feel foolish now I bet you feel
real dumb watching me be smart a bit you
just feel real stupid I bet you know
what task feel successful I bet you feel
real stink I can basically accomplish
anything now okay so I want a swivel
joint here wait how do these work again
don't [ __ ] know there's too much in
this game honestly let's put a bunch of
Pistons alright and it's what was it to
extend those H it's nobody hates to
extend those and I need to destroy that
building so what I'm gonna do is put a
cannon on top of it alright then you go
forward a little bit and then mad gains
all right we were a little off it's cuz
we needed more Pistons we had a severe
lack of Pistons that time it was
honestly it was stupid
dammit - hi okay well got Kerbal space
program would let me do it now I have
the genius intellect caboose
haha eat it
sorry I'm fighting for my country in
this game this this is Ireland its sheep
it's rock and it's green hills what else
is it going to be use explosives to
destroy 40% oh I'll do more than that
wait does this count no you never said
that I had to survive I didn't I didn't
hear Annie
did you hear that did you say Oh destroy
it but live after I didn't hear that
even once you know you don't need it did
it oh it's fine it's fine it's fine it's
fine
it absolutely worked never doubt
yourself amazing things can happen you
just need to believe alright it's it's
it's still intact but I want to I want
to show you guys what what happened see
it's just a bomb delivery service that's
all it's ever been
can you can you I swear to God if I
farted it'd probably explode but
crashing into a rock no no no you know
how to finish it move on I don't care I
know I'm a genius
I don't eat other people to remind me of
how smart I am right you can have armor
I totally forgot all what this changes
everything
a repeating crossbow oh yeah that's
awesome hey dudes how's it goin ah
thanks for coming out
thanks for being here I haven't used a
single crossbow to kill anything but it
looks cool
and I'm very happy about it Oh stuck
under me what bits of what lads are
under me all right I'm not done you
think I'm just gonna walk into your
village destroy two tents and then leave
again no you all need to be punished to
ask me a dang Christmas everybody needs
to die think I've proven my point
destroy 80% of the monument all right
clearly you haven't heard of my
escapades from earlier cuz it was a real
hit people were so impressed by my
smartness that they were like Jack do it
again
and I happily obliged when it comes to
my fans who really just demand the best
highest quality from a YouTube gamer
right here we go here we go get up get
up a small bit alright the Sheep can't
hurt you the Sheep can't do anything to
you here we go bullseye baby okay that
was the big giant harp of Ireland I have
destroyed it because that enemy had
taken up residence inside I need to
protect home and country all right
Curtis atashi of Sheep
what's sheep and Irish what's sheep and
Irish that's [ __ ] discrimination have
you guys heard of my super powerful
all-encompassing cannon it's all the
rage and medieval times all right well I
need something more than a frickin
cannon
Oh an explosive rocket you know that is
that's a dragon on top of my car do you
have a dragon on top of your car no cuz
you're stinky i de Coulomb
and then you go let well that didn't
help at all modern problems require
modern solutions I might just be the
next great genius
Oh God Oh God it didn't let go I was
supposed to let go wait hold on hold on
let me do over do-over
okay yet you do this Oh
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it all came raining down upon you like
the house of cards that you live in
you just got defeated by a big dumb
stinky how does that feel I mean genius
super mega smart I have to grab one of
these and deliver it just can you yes
yes okay raise me [ __ ] can you can you
yeah baby the links that I will go to is
immeasurable kill 80% of all sheep now
it's a little-known fact it's because
our Irish know that I can actually teach
you guys this that sheep hate fire I
know it came as a surprise to me too but
sheep absolutely despise the flames of
Satan probably because they're Irish as
well and we're all god-fearing people
over there
so what I have devised is something that
not many people know about it's a it's a
new design it's called flaming hell fire
more user than these guys just yet
because you know you can just you can
just drive over these ones these ones
these are stupid sheep all right rain
fire rain fire upon everything
now I actually didn't need the fire at
all this was really just to send a
message to show people who was boss all
right it's still going
thankfully the sheep have not given up
on me yet like I have given up on them
this is really just a dominance display
at this point well fake it anyway I was
just I was just joking with the
flamethrowers guys you don't even need
the flamethrowers I mean sheep just hate
everything they hate people they hate
being alive they just hate most stuff
because they're sheep what else are they
gonna do eat grass be happy no not the
Sheep I know come on ye wooly wonderous
bastards come on into the circle of
death that's right everybody chased the
nice shiny car I don't even have to do
much just drive back and forth all right
I'm coming free I'm coming for you you
better run for the hills
those are not Hills make it up this oh
yeah
oh yeah murderous Death Comes to the
land of Ireland it's got many times for
us before but you can never never keep
the Irish down we're gonna stay alight
forever and we still have a bulb
standing in the middle of it alright you
need to make it care for this one and go
straight through that doesn't seem so
bad that seems like something I can do
the secret is in the fine details the
secrets in the armor if you have enough
steel Anya the no one can really do
anything to you ever it's what I like to
call a Power Move other people like to
call it turtling there's really no wrong
answer it's really all just the same
basic design an impenetrable fortress of
death and if it comes your way you're
going to see your maker alright destroy
60% of everything I feel like I can do
that I'm gonna make a power play I'm
gonna put this on top of this and then
just you know a big old remote farm on
top
this is going to be my swan song okay
destroy all the lads first destroy
everything you can destroy with your
wheels and then we go for the big lads
yes come on come on I know you have it
in yet not a boy or this bomb is raring
to go
this bomb wants to destroy the world
come on run them over god this thing
weighs about six tons and it still can't
kill them it's not fair no no no no no
no no okay okay Plan B uh what was the
button for it I could have destroyed
more by clapping my ass cheeks together
alright different plan different plan
entirely you're gonna want to do this
now I didn't want to have to do this cuz
this is technically considered a weapon
of mass destruction so I can't really be
held accountable for what's going to
happen with this now they're not gonna
attach to that so what you don't want to
do is also not be a dumbass and I just
have some contingencies this is not
going to work as soon as I get hit by
anything I'm gonna die alright keep the
bottoms open away from everything oh
[ __ ] what did it what are you stuck to
my car who are you and what do you want
with me okay still ciliate and destroyed
that's cool
alright different plan what we're going
to do this time is called not that this
one's called [ __ ] everything
nice they looked cool and I feel cool
because of it is the fire spread come on
go up a little more goddamn it I just
survived to the tower nice that's it
that's gonna be enough spread spread
that the hoses and burn them all down
come on come on come on come on yes come
on so close I'm not giving up on this
design this design works
all right made some adjustments
I have forward firing gear now all right
if this doesn't work nothing will keep
those out of the way first
said all these bodies on fire there go
spread to the houses oh god my thing is
oh god no no no good god damn it
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there we go that has to be at this time
there's so much fire in flame going on
new Canyon is burn why is this so
difficult I have a new little death
machine
I've given up in the bombs bombs suck
this is much better and I have no fear
of actually destroying myself oh this is
nice this is a lesson in life do you
know you can commit to one design you
can commit to the path that you think
you're supposed to be doing that's not
always the best path easy does it easy
does it
peace pipe peace the world will crumble
around you you just have to be patient
and believe that you're on the right
path hopefully I don't actually have to
destroy any of that castle I don't have
any strong firepower all I have is that
and now trying to get up onto this to
destroy this I proven quite successful
quite successful indeed can I destroy
the walls with this nah that would only
be helpful that's fine I'm gonna try and
navigate this hellscape all on my own
it's not going very well
are you ready kids aye aye captain I
can't hear you aye aye captain check
this [ __ ] out
the sook took way too long they're
embarrassing Li long but you don't want
my machines to live even with their
master defeated and destroyed and the
island no more my machines will go on
forever in the hearth of mani alright
well that was the first Island done now
it's all in flames and I have pillaged
it exactly the way I should have I don't
really know what else is like different
in the game now I could go through all
the levels if you guys are into that and
you want to actually see that then let
me know I don't know how far I'll get
because I suck at a great many things in
this game trying to build complex
machines I just like the simple things I
like sticking a bunch of bombs and
things and just flying through and
exploding as much as I can at once but I
don't know I think some of the later
levels might be cool I don't think I've
actually played them all in videos but
there's also mods and different
creations and stuff that people have
made that I could mess around with I
know it's just good to be playing some
beseech again cuz it really reminds me
of the old school days of YouTube Brits
just get in dick around and see what
happens and have a bunch of fun with it
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this is what Ireland looks like when we
get a hot day everyone thinks the whole
planets on fire