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NAPPA: [radio] Are we there yet?
NAPPA: [radio] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No.
NAPPA: [radio, #2] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No.
NAPPA: [radio, #2] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No.
NAPPA: [radio, #3] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No.
NAPPA: [radio, #3] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No. No!
NAPPA: [radio, #4] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No. No!
NAPPA: [radio, #4] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No. No! No!
NAPPA: [radio, #5] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No. No! No!
NAPPA: [radio, #5] Are we there yet? VEGETA: [radio] No. No. No! No! Yes...
NAPPA: [radio] Yayyyyyy!
[♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]
♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫
♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)
♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)
♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫
NAPPA: Hey look, Vegeta!
More locals! [Sounds of puzzlement]
[Sounds of puzzlement]
BYSTANDER: So, are you guys alie--?
NAPPA: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences...
VEGETA: Damn it, Nappa! Think before you act!
What if you had blown up one of the Dragon Balls?
NAPPA: The what now, Vegeta?
VEGETA: The Dragon Balls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?
[Flashback]
GOKU: The Dragon Balls, you know...
There are seven of them, they grant you any wish you want... like immortality?
OOLONG: Or Bulma's panties.
[Flashback ends]
NAPPA: Yeah...
Pandas...
VEGETA: You know what, Nappa?
One of these days you're going to die... and then you'll be out of my hair forever.
Now let's just go...
PICCOLO: Gohan! On your guard!
They're coming right towards us!
GOHAN: But, why would they be headed our way?
PICCOLO: They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.
GOHAN: But... my Dad's dead...
PICCOLO: I was referring to *me*!
GOHAN: Oh, well, by that logic I suppose you *would* have the strongest power level on Earth.
MR. POPO: [distant] Hah!
KRILLIN: Hey guys! Krillin's here!
PICCOLO: Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming.
Good. It seems you've increased your power since we last met.
KRILLIN: I know! Isn't it great? I--
PICCOLO: You're almost as strong as Gohan now.
KRILLIN: I... wait...
B-but he's only five!
GOHAN: It's because I'm a Saiyan!
KRILLIN: Well... at least there's only two of you.
So, uh... how bad was the training with Piccolo?
GOHAN: The training wasn't that bad.
Mr. Piccolo’s actually really nice after you get to know him.
[Flashback]
PICCOLO: Gohan! I’ve brought you a sparring partner for today.
GOHAN: Really? Who?
[Dinosaur roaring and Gohan screaming]
[Flashback ends]
So how was your training, Krillin?
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha ha ha
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha ha ha ha ha
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
KRILLIN: (Whimpering) MR. POPO: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa...
KRILLIN: [sobbing] First rule of Popo’s training: Do not talk about Popo’s training!
GOHAN: Krillin? Why are you crying?
KRILLIN: [so] SECOND rule of Popo’s training…!
PICCOLO: Aw man, he’s already crying and the Saiyans aren’t even here ye—!
NAPPA: Yeah, we are!
[Dramatic sting]
Hi!
PICCOLO: So... you guys are the Saiyans?
NAPPA: No.
VEGETA: Don’t be rude, Nappa.
KRILLIN: And you’re here for the Dragon Balls?
NAPPA: No.
VEGETA: ...We are.
And I, am the Prince of all Saiyans!
PICCOLO: [incredulous] You’re a prince?
NAPPA: No.
VEGETA: ...F*** you, Nappa.
PICCOLO: So what do we call you?
NAPPA: I am Nappa.
And this is Vegeta.
He was a prison--
VEGETA: Shut up, Nappa!
NAPPA: [quietly] ...bitch!
VEGETA: [clenched teeth] Damn it, Nappa...!
NAPPA: Oh look, Vegeta! It’s a Namekian.
KRILLIN: HEY! I take offense to that!
PICCOLO: He’s referring to me, you idiot. And it’s not an insult!
The Namekians are a fine, proud race of--
NAPPA: That means he doesn’t have a penis. Right, Vegeta?
KRILLIN: (Snickering)
VEGETA: Eunuchs.
GOHAN: So what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo?
PICCOLO: (Growling) GOHAN: So what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo?
(Growling) ...
(Growling) You survive mostly on water.
(Growling) Does that make you a slug or a plant?
PICCOLO: Gohan, not now!
GOHAN: And do you also conduct photosynthesis, or do you–?
PICCOLO: Rrrrrgh! GOHAN: And do you also conduct photosynthesis, or do you–?
PICCOLO: NERRRRRD! NAPPA: NERRRRRD!
GOHAN: Wait, what?
MR. KENT: [speakers] These are them, folks. The terrible monsters who destroyed West City!
Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the bald one.
JIMMY: [sp] Um... which one, Mr. Kent?
NAPPA: Look, Vegeta! The paparazzi.
I have to protect my image!
JIMMY: [sp] Oh my God, he blew up the cargo robot!
...And the cargo was PEOPLE!
NAPPA: Good! Now I’m gunna read their power levels, Vegeta.
[Beeping]
VEGETA: Nappa, don’t you understand?
They can hide their power levels; those readings are useless.
NAPPA: You mean like YouTube friends?
VEGETA: Yes. And I have a better way of testing their power levels.
Plant the Saibamen.
NAPPA: Yayyyyyyy!
[Screeching]
Ta-daaah!
PICCOLO: Wha... What are those?
VEGETA: They’re cultivated life forms... all with the same power level as Raditz.
That’s right; he was so weak,
we could actually GROW Raditzes!
NAPPA: But, Vegeta, then you have to worry about the Fraggles.
VEGETA: Oh God damn it, Nappa, nobody’s going to get that.
TIEN: As a matter of fact...
I did.
VEGETA: Oh goody, more of them.
Who the hell are you?
NAPPA: Vegeta, look! More bald people.
The small one; the two tall ones; and--
Uh...
Uh...!
Vegeta! Look!
A Pokémon!
CHIAOTZU: I’m not a Pokémon! I’m Chiaotzu. Chiaotzu!
NAPPA: You hear that, Vegeta? It’s a Chiaotzu.
I’m gunna catch it!
CHIAOTZU: I told you, I’m not a Poké--
OW!
NAPPA: Awww, it didn’t work, Vegeta.
VEGETA: That’s because you have to damage it first.
NAPPA: Alright!
Let’s see if I can get a critical!
[Audible flinch]
[Epic inspirational music] YAMCHA: Hey, guys... I’m here now.
KRILLIN: It’s Yamcha!
YAMCHA: That's right!
Don’t worry, guys. We worked ourselves half to death with our training...
...so I know that as long as we stick together, we’ll take on these Saiyans!
AND WE WILL WI--!
[Screech] [Music cuts-off]
AUGH!
[Debris falling]
KRILLIN: Yeah!
Woo...
[♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫]
NAPPA: And that one’s Snuggles. [Saibamen shriek in acknowledgement]
And that one’s Foofoo.
And that one’s Cabbagehead.
And that one’s Other-Cabbagehead.
And that one’s Vegeta Junior.
[Shrieks]
Vegeta Junior! Noooooo!