TRAY: Most people love Fridays, but if you're an ex-con,
it's just another week that passed
without you finding a job.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Man, I even tried volunteering.
Me too.
They wouldn't even let me volunteer at church.
At church, dog.
Damn, ain't that supposed to be the spot for second chances?
You'd think they would have forgiven me for robbing
them the first time.
Well, that's surprising.
Real petty.
Well, so much for white privilege.
Holy shavin', porpoise face. FELONY: Good god.
Yo, what happened with the pet rescue?
They rejected you?
Apparently because of my drug arrest,
they can't trust me with the drugs I give the animals.
Mm.
- You got another chair? - Naw, these are the only two.
BIG COUNTRY: It's all good.
Yo, is Mullins doing anything with this?
With that trash?
Nah, that's all you, brah.
All you, brah.
Oh, cool.
How do they expect me to stay out of prison
when no one will hire me?
It's like they want me to go back.
They do.
How else do you expect the government
to get their slave labor back?
[TAPE WHIPPING]
They trusted me to sell timeshares to old ladies
when I was in prison. Now that I'm out?
I am unemployable.
Damn, they had you selling timeshare?
Preaching to the choir, brah.
I was selling zoo subscriptions.
Man, if they only knew that the dude they was buying it from
was also a brother in a cage.
Ooh, la, la, look who wants to privatize prison.
I was washing drawers for cigarettes.
BIG COUNTRY: That sucks, man.
Nah, it was actually a blessing in disguise.
It helped me quit smoking.
What's holding your big ass up?
Witchcraft?
(SPOOKILY) Whuh-uh-uh-uh-ooh!
Excuse me, where did you get that chair?
Up here, man.
Oh, we meant, um, where did you buy it?
I love your taste.
It's so kitsch.
- No, I didn't buy it, I just-- - Eh-eh!
Whap-whap!
How much would you pay for, as you say, such a kitsch item?
Well, we saw something similar at Anthro for $200?
Yeah, $200.
$200.
- Mm. - Mm.
Mm.
Well I'll be.
MAN: (SINGING) Let's go!
Every piece of this is made from recycled material.
No whale choking on this.
See, we saving lives. Have a seat.
Look, man, it's durable, your kids could draw on it.
And who would care? Because it's paper.
It's paper!
See?
Your voice sounds very familiar.
[COUGHS] Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Did you used to sell zoo subscriptions?
Absolutely not.
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Hey, yo!
In the end, because society won't give us what we need,
it doesn't mean we can't have it.
Hustlers will always find a way to get what they need,
so keep grinding. (RAPPING) Let's go!
TRAY: After 15 years in prison, I'm even more motivated to get
myself together.
When I do that, that's when I'm going to be proud.
If you're going to live here, you're going to work.
WOMAN: You need to start your own restaurant.
[CREAKING]
Wow, this is a metaphor for exactly
what you two are all about.
Nice and shiny on the outside, dingy and empty on the inside.
- I'm in charge. - That's me!
Ha, ha!
(MOCKING) Ha!
Look at you looking like a black geisha.
TRAY: This is important to me.
I want my kids looking at me with admiration.
A second chance is a beautiful thing.
[SIREN]
Put your hands on the dashboard now.
A few bad apples doesn't ruin the bunch.
This coming from a white dude.
All cops are not bad.
And that's coming from a black chick
that married the white dude.
And that's coming from a black ex-crack
dealer who hates the police.
Touché.
That's coming from a person who has a cousin named Touché.
WOMAN: (SINGING) We're back in business, baby.
ANNOUNCER: "The Last OG."
New season premieres April 2 on TBS.