- Oh, I'd pick B, wear one myself.
- Or go to the beach with your uncle.
The uncle's wearing the thong?
- Yeah.
- I would rather that the uncle wear the thong.
- No, I look great in a thong.
(rock music)
- Hey guys, welcome back to another challenge video.
It is We Are The Davises.
- Yeah.
- And we are playing Would You Rather, the board game.
- So it's either A, be able to walk on water
or B, be able to projectile vomit pickle relish.
- Ew.
Of course, I know the answer to that one.
(laughing)
- So. - Hey!
- That mean's Kayla's probably gonna win because
those are way too easy.
- I think I would rather projectile vomit pickle relish.
- He's already cheating.
There's no way you would do that.
You'd rather throw up than walk on water?
- If I could do it right now I would.
I'd be like ah, just for arguing with me.
(laughing)
- Okay, well I can see how this game is gonna go.
- No, no, no, okay, so--
- You're cheating 'cause you don't want me to win.
(laughing)
- Okay, you are saying you would not rather walk on water.
How many of you guys would rather walk on water?
- Yeah, but then you can, you can never feel water again.
With your feet.
- Yeah, every time you like take a shower all the sudden
you'll be like levitating above the water.
- Where'd those rules come from?
(chuckling)
- You can walk on it, you don't like--
- Okay well we have to vote.
So I'm voting walk on water.
- Walk on water?
- Vomiting.
- Two out of one.
- Walk on water. - Water wins.
I get three points.
- Yay Kayla, she's already got three points.
That's awesome. (clapping)
- 'Cause she knows we would pick walk on water.
That's how awesome she is, she knows.
- That was a good question for her,
that worked out.
Okay, so Shawn's next.
- I am next, and so that goes to the back of the deck
we'll get one from right here.
And I also am on the star here.
Would you rather be able to masterfully fight enemies
with yoyos, which is option A.
- What?
- Or Frisbees, option B.
- With yo-yos or Frisbees?
- Yo-yos or Frisbees.
- I pick yo-yo. - Yo-yo.
'Cause then you can do the yo-yo and choke him out.
(laughing)
- Yo-yos would hurt more I think.
- Yeah. - Yo-yo.
- So it depends, who are you fighting?
- It doesn't matter.
- What if it was someone you liked?
- Whatever you're doing, you're masterfully doing it though.
- Voltron, Voltron, Voltron. - You're fighting enemies.
- Voltron.
- Okay, so Voltron's the enemy, we've established that.
Syndrome's the enemy, we've established that.
- Frisbees or yo-yos.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yo-yos, yo-yos, yo-yos.
- The Mr. Einsteins.
- Yo-yos.
- He doesn't even care about the battle, who he's fighting.
- But if you have Frisbees and you can hit them
from far away and get him.
- What if you had like a really long string
on the yo-yo though?
(whooshing)
- Yeah.
- Like Spiderman.
(whooshing)
It's like an over powered Spiderman.
(whooshing)
Pop!
- It's like a weighted spiderweb.
(laughing)
- But my Frisbees would have like little blades on them.
- You can't decide that.
- Oh why? - It's just a Frisbee.
- Okay.
- It didn't say Frisbee with blades,
you can't make up your own weapons here.
- I don't think Frisbees would work.
- Yo-yos, yo-yos.
- Okay, well, you know--
- Well Dad already picked yo-yos.
- Yeah, he picked yo-yos, it's obvious.
- Why?
Why's it obvious?
- Because it's better.
- He's like trying to get us to all go with yo-yos.
- I am not.
Frisbees would be really cool.
- Let's see what it is.
- We want yo-yos.
- Well then--
- Three.
- Yo-yos.
- Two, one.
It was yo-yos.
- And I know you were gonna do yo-yos,
so me and Kayla are right here baby, what's up girl?
Woo hoo.
- My turn. - We're rocking it.
Okay, so.
- Tyler's turn. - Tyler's turn.
- Don't look. - Woo, woo, woo.
- I'm not looking.
- So this is what it's like to not be able to see
out of the left side of your face.
- Okay. - Okay, Tyler picked.
- Weird.
Oh he picked? - So.
Be able to assume the form of an animal or a celebrity.
- What?
- An animal or a celebrity that would be hard.
- To change form into a celebrity.
- Oh animal.
Animal.
- It would be really cool to be Brad Pitt,
but flying around like an eagle would be pretty awesome too
so that's a tough one.
- And you don't have to worry about anybody
constantly bothering you;
you can just be free.
I could turn into a dog and I could go play like 24-7.
- Well, I guess it's saying you'd have to be that though
forever, right?
You're turning into it? - No.
You just turn into, that's like your power.
You turn it whenever you want to.
- So you're like, I'm tired of being Shawn.
- But it doesn't give you a time frame;
it's like you can just turn, it's like overthinking, so.
- You can assume the power of an animal or a celebrity.
- I think I'd have to pick celebrity.
- Animal.
- I would just wanna be waited on hand and foot
and live in a bubble.
(laughing)
- Yes, I am wondering what it would be like to--
- I wanna be a dog.
- I think I'm gonna have to go with celebrity too.
- Are you serious? - No!
(laughing)
- Why what happened.
- He really wanted us to be an animal.
Uh oh.
- You went back negative spaces.
- You can't go back, back from zero.
- Would you rather have a photographic memory
that replaces all people with Star Wars characters?
Or would you be, rather be able to speak with the dead,
but only the nerds.
- So nerdy dead or remember Star Wars people forever?
- Star Wars.
- People, I would rather remember people
as Star Wars characters.
- Yeah, 'cause you're kinda like a what was that a, Yoda.
and yeah you're a little green ninja person, look.
- I am not green, this is blue.
- And then he's Jabba the Hut.
- I'm not stereotyping but like,
if you could talk to the nerds, like they'd be all like--
- I would love to be able to talk to the dead
and know that there was really another side.
- So what was her answer.
- But the nerds would try to explain it
like something weird right?
It's not the other side. - I don't care what they say,
it'd be just that I know now.
- You know, the ectoplasmic structure of the
geometric equations that pass through life and death
really make this world exist. - They probably be
the nicest people ever too.
- 'Cause they're only, all nerds are nice.
- I act like I'm not one of them;
like I think I'm, I'm cool.
(laughing)
- Is that, is that option C or what?
No, I'm just kidding.
So Star Wars B is what we said, I think right?
We're all Star Wars.
- I know they'll choose A, the Star Wars.
- Oh!
Would you rather get a permanent piercing on your eyelid
or get a ten inch, a ten square inch tattoo
of a question mark on your back.
- Question mark.
- Ten inch question mark?
- Ten square inch.
- So you're whole back would be covered
with a question mark?
- Pretty much, I guess.
- My body isn't even ten square inches.
- Yeah, but you know what's awesome about a tattoo,
we can get it off.
- Or you can have piercings, permanent piercings
in your eyelids.
- Yeah, I would do the tattoo because you can get it off.
- No, I said lids, plural, eyelids.
- Guys, guys, guys.
- Tattoo!
- I would do the tattoo 'cause you can get it off.
- I'll get the eyelid piercings.
- Seriously?
- Yeah because I can get a cute little diamond put right
above, right next to the eyebrow.
- That's the eyebrow, not eyelid.
- That's part of your eyelid;
it attaches all the way up here.
What do you think?
- So does all this?
(laughing)
- [Tyler] Guys this, this is my knee.
- Yeah what you're saying is this is my knee
'cause the skin is connected.
- No this is my eyelid.
- No this is not your eyelid. - Okay,
she's going with body piercing,
you're going with tattoo, you're going with tattoo.
Tattoo is option B and option B is
I know they'll choose that one
so I get to move three.
- Oh my gosh!
- Would you rather, look half your weight or half your age?
- Weight.
- Half my age. - Half my age, yeah.
- If I'm half my age, I'm six years old again.
- Yeah, well. - You'll look six.
- Yeah but you kinda look six already so.
- You gotta go with what you know.
- Well, if I look, if I already look--
- Age, sorry, age.
- You wanna look half your weight,
you'd look like a skeleton.
- I know I would. - Tyler you went back three.
- So what's the answer Tyler?
Half your age or half your weight?
What'd you pick?
- You said half your weight?
- You know they'll choose B, which is what?
- Oh it's actually your age.
- B is age?
- Yep.
- I would say that means you get to go forward.
- Yay!
- Three.
- Tyler gets to go forward three.
Next, my turn.
Okay, dun dun dun; what am I?
I am on a rainbow?
Okay would you rather live in Paris, France
or Never Never Land, or is it just Neverland?
Neverland, sorry.
- I pick Neverland.
- Neverland. Neverland.
- Neverland?
- Never land.
- My choice doesn't matter, then.
- She's been dying to go to Paris forever, so
but Neverland you can fly and there's pirates
and like just cool stuff.
- So what one did I pick?
I picked Paris.
- Oh!
- I getta go back two.
- Ha!
Would you rather, A have complete knowledge of everything
in the letter A encyclopedia,
or the letter B encyclopedia?
- A or B, what would you rather know? Hmm.
- A or B, everything in the encyclopedia.
- A because it's the first letter.
- I'm gonna pick B just because.
- Wow. - Just B 'cause.
- I'll go with B.
- Okay.
- What'd you pick?
- A. Ah, did you know or think?
- Think. - Okay so nothing happens.
- 'Cause that was like a total random question.
It was totally chance.
- Okay so now where am I?
I'm on rainbow? Is that where I am?
Okay so, my question is
would you rather have your music teacher be CeeLo Green
or have your science teacher be the MythBuster guys.
- [All] Mythbusters!
- Unanimous, bam! I knew it.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
So one, two, three.
What's up Ty?
How you doing big guy? Right on.
- Okay would you rather be a super villain called
Captain Barnacle or known as the Hallway Monitor, Manager.
- Captain Barnacle sounds way better.
- Yep I'll be Captain Barnacle.
- Captain Barnacle, here we go.
- Oh well, I should have done known, but yeah I did it.
- Alright so you get to move forward one; move yourself one.
- Okay, would you rather have "Here comes the Bride" play
whenever you enter a room,
or would you rather hear, or have the song play
"Pretty Woman" play whenever you're walking down the street.
Would you rather?
- Pretty Woman. - Pretty Woman.
- Hear "Pretty Woman" every time you're walking
down the street.
Have the song play.
- Either way I'd lose on this one
so I think.
- Or "Here comes the Bride" when you enter the room.
- I think, - ♫ Here comes the bride.
- I'd rather be a pretty woman than a bride.
(laughing)
so pretty woman.
- You'd rather be a pretty woman?
Pretty woman; have you guys heard that song?
- [All] ♫ Pretty woman walkin' down the street.
♫ Pretty woman.
- ♫ The kind I'd like to meet, pretty woman.
- No it's the kind I'd like to eat.
(laughing) Okay so mom picked I know they'll pick B.
- Oh good job mommy, awesome.
- Walkin' down the street, pretty woman whoop whoop.
- ♫ Pretty woman.
- Okay.
- Would you rather have A star shaped poops
or--
- That'd hurt. - Yeah.
- B, have rose scented poops.
- B, rose scented poops.
- Yay!
- Alright so did you know we would answer that?
- Yes.
- Okay awesome. - Hi mom!
- Hi.
(laughing)
I think the girls are losing at this point.
- Okay so, what am I on here; I'm on a star, let's see.
- Star 'cause you're a star, j.k.
- Now would you rather tan with a unicorn pattern
or bald with a four-leaf clover pattern.
- You mean be bald? - Have a bald spot?
- Yeah like balding with a four-leaf clover
or would you rather tan with unicorns?
- I'm gonna be evil.
I wanna be bald.
- You're gonna be bald with a four-leaf clover?
- I wanna feel lucky with a bald spot on my head
with a clover.
- I am actually gonna go under right now,
if she is that adamant about that,
we should bust out the clippers right now
and shave her head with a four-leaf clover.
- I'm straight up going evil, dog.
- I will.
- What? - I'm goin' with mom.
- You're going with mommy, okay.
- Yep we both wanna be bald with a clover on our heads.
- This game is never gonna end.
I go back two; one, two.
Hey what's up guys, how you doing?
- Would you rather, play video games for a job
but only make minimum wage or be a dog pooper scooper
and make 100 thousand dollars a year?
- I would totally be a dog pooper scooper.
- Yeah, dog pooper scooper.
- Yes! Three spaces forward.
- Good job Tyler; one, two, three.
- Would you rather perspire Axe body spray sweat, or,
have hot fudge post nasal drip
which means hot fudge dripping out of your nose
or sweat Axe body spray?
- I'd go with option A; I'd rather smell like body spray
than have pudding coming out of my nose.
(laughing)
What do you think baby? - I would rather have Axe.
- I don't matter.
- You don't matter?
Of course you do; that's why I'm asking you.
- Say what you mean.
Say what you want girl.
You want hot fudge sundae coming out of your nose
or do you want a body spray smell?
- Yes.
- Yes. It's a vote.
She wants pudding pop boogers and--
- That's my answer, yes.
- Pudding pop boogers.
Everybody wants, oh, she wants pudding pop boogers.
- I want Axe body spray. - I just said yes.
- Oh okay.
- What do you want?
- I want Axe.
- Okay Axe.
It's A no matter what; what'd you got?
- I thought everybody was gonna sabotage me
so I put B; so I gotta go back two.
- Okay, would you rather A, change your first name to
Marshmallow Trash Can, or B, I mean your first name
is Marshmallow Trash Can, or change your last name to
Shama Llama Moo Moo.
- To what?
- Shama Llama Moo Moo.
- Shama Nama Moo Moo Moo?
- Shama Llama Moo Moo.
- Yep.
- Shawn Shama Llama Moo Moo.
- I'd wanna have my last name be Shala Mala Moo Moo.
- I think I'll go with that too; it sounds cool.
- Okay so, I don't matter. - So B.
- Dang it.
- You put A?
Did you know?
- Yeah.
- Would you rather be allowed only 30 chews per day
or only 300 steps per day?
- 30 chews?
- Yeah like, you can only chew something 30 times
and once you've done that, you're done for the day
or only take 300 steps.
- 300 steps.
- No I would rather do the 30 chews.
- But then if you don't, but if you waste all your chews
on the first food you eat--
- I'm just gonna make milkshakes.
- (laughing) There's no chew in a milkshake.
That's the point. - I'm gonna drink
my green drink honestly and I am totally happy with that.
- I think I might go with mom.
- And then I can be active; I won't be stuck on the couch.
- Same, I'm going with mom.
- I picked A and I knew it!
Alright so, one, two, three.
- Would you rather go to the beach with your
um, with your uncle wearing a thong
or have to wear one yourself?
- Oh I pick B; wear one myself.
- Or go to the beach with your uncle, the uncles
wearing the thong?
- Yeah.
- I would rather let the uncle wear the thong.
- No I look great in a thong.
- I don't even know what a thong is.
- Just 'cause I'm at the beach with him
doesn't mean I gotta be standing right next to him.
- Alright I'll go with that.
That's actually a good point.
I was trying to be funny; I would not look good in a thong.
- Shawn definitely would wear a thong in a heartbeat
if he thought he could.
- No I wouldn't.
I would not.
- And I'm getting him one for the next--
- Only if it's leopard skin;
it's the only way I'll wear one.
- Yes! Finally! - You got it!
Yes!
- I was losing!
- Tyler is the winner!
- Good job buddy!
(cheering)
- I was totally thinking that I was gonna lose,
but I won.
- Yay!
- Yay. Alright so.
If you guys ever get a chance, play Would you Rather.
- Board game; put aside three or four hours
'cause you're gonna need it.
We hope you enjoyed that game today.
We had a lot of fun.
Some crazy arguments; some crazy questions,
I don't know, it's just kinda bazaar all together.
It was really cool; we hope you enjoyed it.
- So like, subscribe, share this video with friends
and until next time,
- [All] Bye!
("La Fedele Creatura Di Orione" by Fratelli Stellari)