Hey everyone, I'm Andrew Quo and uh, today, I'm joined by two very good friends of mine.. give it up for Ray Ligaya
He's a viner.
And then also, Kurtis Conner, who's funnier than I will ever be. Kurtis: no
So the title of this video is "Canadian Boys Try British Liquor"
We're drinking Bombay Sapphire which is Gin, and it's not sponsored but it was made in London! It says London on it so...British.
And we're gonna be playing drinking games with trivia involved. My roommate Daniel is right off to the side Daniel: Hello
He's gonna ask us British-related questions, and for every answer that we get wrong we have to drink.
Ray: I'm more of a dark liquor kind of guy.
Kurtis: He only drinks liquor in the dark.
Andrew: Cheers! Ray: Cheers to Britain! Kurtis: I don't even know what this tastes like
Andrew: It tastes like soap.. Ray: I don't like it.
Daniel: Question number one, which side of the road do the British drive on?
Ray: Left! Kurtis: The left. Ray: YES! Woo
Andrew: Cheers. Ray: Bottom's up! Andrew: to being losers
Ray: Bah-bottoms up!
Daniel: What is the drinking age?
(all 3): 18!
Daniel: Yeah I think it was Ray first.
Ray: Cheers guys! ..oh crap
Kurtis: If there was like a black, licorice scented soap, and you ate it.. that's what it'd taste like.
Daniel: Who pulled the sword out of the stone in British Legend?
Kurtis: King Arthur! Andrew: Alexand- ohh.
Daniel: yep. Kurtis: YES.
Andrew: Cheers.
Daniel: What is the famous Scottish dish "Haggus" made from?
Kurtis & Andrew: Sausage?
Daniel: no.
Ray: uh, some type of meat!
Andrew: That doesn't count! Ray: That's right!!
Andrew: ...Lamb. Daniel: yeah. (all 3): OHHH
Andrew: Allow me. Ray: *deep sigh* Daniel: hahahah
Andrew: oh my god I'm getting worse at this. Maybe I should not be allowed to pour, I'm pouring too much now.
Kurtis: yeah, you're doing a POUR job at it. Andrew: haaaaaa
Ray: hey notice that we don't have chase, we're just taking it straight.
Ray: Cheers.
*extreme disgust* *Andrew is entertained*
Daniel: What is the primary function of the House of Lords?
Andrew: ...Politics. Kurtis: is this from Game of Thrones??
Ray: That is.. a brothel.
Kurtis: Is it to like, pass laws? Daniel: Yes.
Ray: WHAT. Andrew: Kurtis gets it. Ray: ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE
Andrew: Cheers. Ray: Cheers man.
Daniel: British road signs show distances in what way?
Andrew & Kurtis: kilometres. Daniel: no.
Ray: Miles. Daniel: Yes, that's half. And for short distances..?
Andrew: Feet. Daniel: no. Andrew: Meters. Daniel: yea.
Ray: we-we both got the... so what happens?
Ray: *points to Daniel and Kurtis* How about you guys take a half?
Daniel & Andrew: Okay. Kurtis: Alright.
Andrew: Don't think about it.
Daniel: On which date do the British celebrate the fourth of July?
Andrew: The fourth.. of July.. Kurtis: Maybe not.
Andrew: 7th. 8 9 10 11 12 13... Ray: June.. June 29
Daniel: You guys all deserve a drink cause they don't celebrate the fourth of July.
Ray: Cheers to BRITAIN! Andrew: to being duped.
Kurtis: I'm uh, no longer a virGIN.
Kurtis: Gin. Ray & Andrew: ohhhhh
Daniel: What is the common tip you should leave at pubs in Britain?
Andrew: 15% Ray: is it a percentage?
Daniel: no.
Kurtis: $5. $10. $1. Andrew: uhhhh Ray: 5 pounds?
Ray: it's an actual number? Daniel: it doesn't matter.
Ray & Andrew: THE TIP DOESN'T MATTER
Andrew: People don't leave tips!
Daniel: That's it. Andrew: woo! Drink!
Ray: I'm at a point where just.. it's water now.
Ray: Man I'm glad I met you man. Andrew: I'm glad I met you too.
Ray: Yeah man. Andrew: Kurtis get in here. Ray: Kurtis too!
Kurtis: aww, you guys are bonding without me??
Ray: Fist it up Andrew: Double fist!
Daniel: Who would be the last to conquer England?
Andrew: Santa. Kurtis: yep. Ray: Santa CLAUS. Andrew: ouu.
Kurtis: mrs. Claus. Daniel: ..OH MY GOD?! (all 3): hahahah
Ray: How many tries do we get? Kurtis: Battle of Hasting? Hasting. Daniel: yeah.
Andrew: Who was in the battle of Hasting? Daniel: the Normans.
Kurtis: So I don't have to drink? Daniel: Yeah no you're good.
Andrew: oh yeah we lost
Daniel: According to British law it's legal to kill any Scottsman who enters the city of York
Daniel: if he happens to be carrying a bow and arrow.
Ray & Kurtis: TRUE! Andrew: woah woah woah, hold on.
Andrew: I just wanna be with you guys. Ray: Please! Andrew: True. Ray: YES!
Daniel: Yeah.
(all 3): WOOO
Daniel: A "Picky Kicker" is a British term for when a football is kicked high and far, but leans to the left or right.
Daniel: Rather than flying straight.
Ray: That's pretty true. Andrew: That's true, yeah.
Ray: Kurtis? Kurtis: ...true?
Daniel: False.
(All 3): Sh**!!!
Ray: did you need some water? Andrew: I got it. Ray: did you need some water?
Andrew: I don't need any WATER!
Ray: If you put more than the bikini line Andrew.. Andrew: What are you gonna do?
Ray: ..I will drink it.
Andrew: Alright well then there you go! You SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE THREATENING
Ray: Let's cheers to the camera right here.
Ray: Cheers guys. Andrew: Cheers.
Andrew: It tasted so good Kurtis.
Kurtis: ahh. *coughs* Thank you.
Daniel: East Peckham in Kent is where the first speeding ticket was issued.
Daniel: In January 1896, Walter Arnold was spotted doing 8mph in a 2mph zone.
Daniel: He was easily caught by a policeman on a bicycle.
Andrew: Guys.. Ray: Walter Arnold?
Andrew: Bring it in. Ray: False!
Andrew: Group huddle. Ray: It's false.
Kurtis: This is what we're gonna do.. we're gonna flip a coin.
Ray: I'm false right now.
Andrew: You're going false no matter what? Kurtis: no matter what like you think it's false?
Ray: Yea.
Andrew: Heads are true, tails are false.
Kurtis: ..we're gonna have to go with Ray.
Ray: YEAH! We got it guys. I promise you guys.
Kurtis: I'm literally gonna murder you if it's not.
Daniel: You're gonna have to murder Ray it's true.
Ray: NOOOOO
Ray: I'm.. sorry...
Andrew: Dammit Ray!
Andrew: ugh. Daniel: you just gotta not taste it.
Ray: is this the last one? Andrew: No we're done. Ray: oh we're done!
Andrew: Who won? Ray: I did!
Daniel: I think it's a tie.
Andrew: so we had a three-way tie, I wanna do a group hug real quick.
Andrew: We don't know anything about Britain, let's be honest, we don't know a god damned thing.
Andrew: that was all guesses OW
Andrew: Um and I think that we're all pretty drunk considering that we've had all that.
Andrew: Anyways um that was the video I hope that you enjoyed it, if you did give it a big thumbs up to let me know.
Andrew: And if we can get to 2000 thumbs up Ray: easy let's do it! Andrew: then we will do another one from a different country!
Andrew: So let's try to get to 2000 thumbs up so we can do that, and also leave in the comments
Andrew: What countries you wanna see us drink liquor from.
Andrew: Because whatever it is, we're gonna have to do it.
Andrew: ANYWAYS, if you enjoyed this video make sure you check out both of these guys's channels cause they're also on YouTube.
Andrew: You can click on Kurtis's face or you can click on Ray's face to go to their channels
Andrew: and uh, yeah! Make sure that you're subscribed to me, and subscribed to THEM
Andrew: and uh, with all that being said, I'll see you guys, do this with me
Andrew: next, (Andrew & Ray): week?!