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Hey Dak, you got that backing track?
Turn it on!
Oh yeah
Go ahead, pump it up
Uh, I'd love to catch a firefly that's far away
I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down
Mmm, you're like a soup can
I'm like Superman
I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast
Cause you played harmonica in art class
I know you want her, too
But you don't move 'cause you don't have any shoes
You touch a pom-pom
I touch an A-Bomb
Mmm, aw yeahhh
Hey, see if you can give it more bass
OW!
Hey! Where's the music?
I'm not German
And I'm not a Mexican potato
Yum, yum, rum
Like, I will not touch spit
Oh, you'll like MY spit
Oh, that's gross
You got a second?
Yeah, so what's up man, what's troubling you?
When it's dark out there, I kinda want mommy
Yeah, but it's not like your mom can do anything to protect you
Even if she's bonkers with a razor?
Ohh.
Wow, okay.
Different kind of mom.
Hey, see if she wants a job!
Oh okay. Nice floor!
Thank you!
Spinny chair, spin me around, 'cause you're my friend!
Oh, what are you doing there?
Nope, that's not what I'm trying to do -
Back the other way? Okay, oh, mm, oh
Okay
Nooooooooooo!
And that's how I lost my tail
Yo dog
Penny for your thoughts
I hate Brenda and a bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all on my pants
Ha ha ha
It's nothing a little music can't help!
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head
NOT FUN!
I said, Seagulls, MMMPHH
STOP IT NOW!
HMMM HA hmm hmm hmmm HA hmm
hmm HA hmm hmm hmm hmm HA
HMM HA hmm HMM hmm HMM hmm hmmm
HA!
Yeah, whatever, you're sort of pitchy
You didn't like it?
Listen man, I'm not your friend
MMmmm
Don't fall asleep
DONT. FALL. ASLEEP
Can you let me go eat Big Jimmy's Dim Sum?
Yeah, that's fine, just bring me some back
Okay, but wait, it has nuts!
Oh, well then never mind!
Okay, sorry about that, Your Blackness!
Wow, you're looking very exotic
You need to look harder
Hmm
Hey you guys!
Aw, what happened?
He tripped over a wicker basket and fell apart
Wicker?
Uh-Huh
A wicker basket?
YES
I think I'll just move my hand around
Ghost face
Knock knock
Hmmm
Y'all wanna come pet the horses?
Yeah, I'm starving
Another wicker incident?
Don't look
I'll probably cry
So you got a crush on the Princess
Well, yeah, maybe
Wait, how do you know that?
Just read it in your journal
Oh
Yeah, yeah
Yes, yes,
YESS, yeah OOOHH
YEAH
YEAH KEEP GOING
Nobody come in here!
AUGH
Nuh-UHH
Well, Shobbity Diggity Diggity
Ahh, I could fart on you
If you did it'd mess up stuff
Vader's after my Pelican
Vader wants this horse, Donny!
No, he's after the pelican
OH DANG! I LEFT THE PELICAN OUTSIDE!
Aww, seriously?
Well, it's gotta be gone by now
I wanted the pelican!
Well, who wouldn't?!
Hey, I don't like fruit
Well, you ought to
'Cause you're bananas, right Chewie?
Hahaha, I get it!
Yeah!!!
Wow, he is so amazing! He always puts on the best shows, you know?
Hey, Boba Ski Watten Totten, your barn door's open
Huh?
Haha, I got you son!
Real mature
Do you think that I would want you to dine in the woods alone?
Na na na na na na na
Don't sing!
NA na na
Oh w-w-w-w-w- yeah whatever
I hated wearing those shorts
I'm the trout man!
Yeah, we don't CARE if you're Albert!
Huh?
HUH?
Huhhhh?
What is going on?
Huh?
HUHHH?
Guys?
HUH?
HuhHH?
Is anything actually happening, or are you just saying HUH?
I need you to itch my foot please!
Do it
Hahaha!
Oh, wait, that hurts!
Dude! I am so sorry, I didn't mean to do that
You know what it is, my depth pereception is off 'cause I need new glasses
But they don't fit over the helmet, so I'm just like -
Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
No no no, no - careful!
Can you just come back over here?
NO!
No no, don't turn around!
I got, I got it!
Ohhh Buddy! Listen
Nuh-uh, you're BAD AT STUFF!
Dude, that's hurtful, that's what the kids used to say when I was little
Yeah, I bet you're kidding me
I wish I was.
One time in summer camp the kids tied me up to a goat
And they put us both in a hole
A goat?
Yeah
In a hole?
Oh yeah
Kids are cruel!
I know, tell me about it, right?
They were mean to you!
Oh you don't even know
In junior high, my nickname was "Flower"
FLOWERRRR!!! NOOOOOOO!!
I think it's about time that I walk away, walk away
So I turn around to walk away but then I look back
Sad lady make me turn and walk away again