-Welcome back, everybody.
I'm here with my co-host, Jack Harlow!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, since you're starring in the upcoming remake
of "White Men Can't Jump,"
I thought I'd put your skills to the test
in a "Random Object Shootout," okay?
Are you gonna kill me at this? -We'll see.
-Yeah, yeah. -I feel good.
-Yeah. Here's how this works.
We're gonna take turns trying to shoot random objects
into that hoop behind us.
If you make it in, you get a point.
Let's see what our first object is.
It is...
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[ Laughter ]
...a jack-o-lantern. Okay.
-Who's shooting first?
-Uh, well, you're my guest, so maybe...
You want me to go first? -It has some weight to it.
-Yeah, I know. It's got a little heft.
You can -- You can toss it like that.
-But I can let it fly.
You don't care about what happens, anything?
-Well, as long as it's towards the hoop, yeah, yeah.
-That's what I mean. [ Laughter ]
-I want the audience to be safe.
-This is the spot? -Yeah, that's --
Well, you can go up here. You can go up here.
[ Audience "Ohhs" ] [ Sad tuba ]
Smashed the pumpkin. All right now --
-All right, bend your knees. Bend your knees.
-All right.
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[ Audience "Ohhs" ] [ Sad tuba ]
-Come on. -Thank you for the tip.
All right. Let's see the second object.
Cornucopia full of eyeballs.
Here we go. Now, I think, for this,
you actually have to get the cornucopia,
the basket, in the basket, really.
Don't worry about the eyeballs so much.
That's just spooky for spooky season.
-By all means. -Really?
-By all means. -That's so nice.
Thank you, bud.
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[ Audience "Ohhs" ] [ Sad tuba ]
Sad? -It's all right.
-[ Laughs ]
-You were so disappointed in me right there.
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Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
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That's skill! That's skill right there!
That's skills.
All right.
The third object -- -Hold on.
-That stays in there. That's good.
Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Third object is...
a vase full of applesauce.
[ Audience groans ]
It's apple-picking season.
You can do a bunch of different things with apples.
Applesauce is one of them.
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You ready? -Who's first?
-I think you should go first.
You're the one who sank the basket.
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Just be careful.
Be care-- Don't worry. -I don't want this on me.
-It won't hurt anybody. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Come on!
What?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Can we see that again?
Whoa! Swish!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And my cornucopia is still in there.
-Exactly! [ Laughter ]
Dude.
Oh, my gosh. All right.
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[ Audience "Ohhs" ] [ Sad tuba ]
[ Laughter ]
All right... -What a mess.
-Clean up is gonna be tough. It's all right.
We're gonna be all right. -I'm sure you won't be involved.
-We're going to be -- I'll help out.
Don't go anywhere near there, all right?
All right. I had some extra muscle --
All right, here we go. This one right here, this is...
Oh, this is Necco wafers.
This is something that Jack -- -Are they edible?
-Yeah, they're candy -- famous candies
that no kid wants to get on Halloween.
[ Laughter ]
So, we got all the Halloween -- we're gonna do it now.
How's it taste?
-Good. -Yeah, right.
All right, ready for this? -Middle-of-the-road candy.
-Thank you.
Necco wafers, here we go.
-Whoo!
[ Audience "Ohhs" ] [ Sad tuba ]
-Someone gave me a "whoo."
Someone threw me off with their "whoo."
Someone said, "Whoo!"
All right, bud.
[ Audience "Ohhs" ] [ Sad tuba ]
-It's the cheers. [ Laughter ]
-It looks actually pretty good with my applesauce splatter.
Actually looks kind of festive and gorgeous.
All right.
Now, look, guys, it is time for the moneyball.
-Imagine what's in here. -This is worth --
This is worth 5 points,
so whoever sinks this wins, okay?
[ Cheers and applause ]
It is a Mike Myers... -That ain't right.
-Jack, you go first. Good luck.
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It's a Michael Myers head from "Halloween."
-This is actually -- -Not bad?
You think you can do it?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Ah.
-[ Laughs ]
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I mean, are you kidding me, man?
You know what? I gotta be honest --
-I got all my [bleep] in there.
[ Laughter ] Everything I own.
I'm gonna throw my phone in there.
-No, don't throw your phone in there.
Oh, my -- You know what?
I hurt my wrist a little bit on that last one.
[ Laughter ]
-You want me to shoot yours?
-No, I think I'm gonna have someone else take my shot.
Please welcome three-time NBA champion and executive producer
of the new Netflix documentary "The Redeem Team,"
Dwyane Wade, right there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yo, you're gonna be all over it.
All over it. [ Both laugh ]
-Come on, bud. -I thought it was gonna be like,
I get to make the only shot. -Yeah, exactly.
He's perfect right?
[ Cheers and applause ]
They love you. You don't have to make this.
This is just --
I just appreciate you just being here.
Nothing you could do.
You can shoot from up here, whatever you feel like, Dwyane,
but it's up to you, bud.
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Oh! [ Laughter ]
[ Sad tuba ]
Dude -- -I thought it was going in.
-I'm wet. -That was never gonna happen.
-I'm wet. -That's never gonna happen.
That's amazing. -My serve was too tight.
I couldn't go -- -You're the best, bud.
Come on, you're the best. That's what I'm talking about.
Dwyane Wade, Jack Harlow.
The champ! [ Cheers and applause ]
We're talking to Jack and Dwyane after the break.
Stick around, everybody!