UGH!
"Whoa whoa whoa! Don't kill it! Spiders are good bugs. They don't hurt anyone."
"Let's put you outside."
"It's just gonna get back inside again."
"Hey, grab me a beer?"
"You're gonna die next."
"Don't look at their limousine. That's exactly what they want you to do."
Hey fellas look at me. No I don't wanna Hey look at all these hot babes pouring champagne on each other oh
No, thanks. Yeah, no, thanks Hey look at my map of fancy buried treasure. Nope no way Hey look at me boys
I'm sitting next to Bigfoot
No whoa Bigfoot's doing bottle service for the Beatles ha they're back from the dead guys look
Oh look at me. All right this may pose well on this the other guy. I'm here too late
wow, they're performing right now and what Ana -
We're not gonna look get lost hey guys look at this tiny dog he's wearing a tiny hat hey midge alert
Oh
Shucks
Come on pepper come to Daddy come to mommy pepper you want to stay with Daddy right pepper daddy lets you eat potato chips
But mommy got the big soft bed in the divorce pepper you love the big soft bed, right
You love daddy most right pepper. Not as much as daddy loves porking his receptionist
It's a real nice Charlene come on pepper come to Daddy you want to live with Daddy, right?
Mommy's our favorite pepper and mommy's going to be all alone without you come to Daddy eat daddy's the best
daddy
Well shit, okay, who's next come to mommy Billy come to mommy?
Oh
God dammit Larry, this is exactly why nobody loves you hey free kiss
Sherry please I
Steven save it I made up my mind. I'm going to stay with my sister after I talked to my lawyer
I'll be back for the kids
Where did mommy go oh hey buddy mommy um she well
Mommy didn't go anywhere. I think I hear her upstairs now
Yeah, mom all right dad what the hell?
I do a bit mom wants some potatoes dad. Oh, yeah, I bet you're right
I'm leaving dad. I'm going to Brad's leaving
Come on Johnny, let's go watch cartoons. I want mom and dad to watch to the fuck
This gives me temporary custody until the hearing come on Danny. We're going to stay with aunt Charlotte
Well dig it everybody out of dinner yeah
Shut our socks. This is why I'm put your phone away at the dinner table Cindy
Okay everybody last call
That's already
Started drink it. I need to sober up or I'll do it a drive this home
Perhaps I can be at service
Hey, why don't you let me help you gents even out before you hit the road
Hey, what are you there? You go friend and one for you? Oh? Yeah you Jesus?
There you go Wow doc I feel great? Yeah me too duck?
I can probably drive now. You're a real hero
Hey Doc why do you do it? Oh, I just want everyone to have a healthy buzz okay
You're I'm fuckin old a
Gift basket will find butts in the cheapest one. What's the card say have it say. Here's a card. I don't care. I'm not poet
Faders get in here you better have some photos of that minutes spider dude for me Peters
If you don't you're fired then all three hire you and fire you again, but I've got some photos here mr.. Johansen photos
I don't need photos Peters. I need stories intrigue
Conspiracy I need to sell papers. I think these will sell papers
Spider dude stop that car from flying off the drawbridge hmm more like spider dude push his car off bridge
What else you got what is this spider dude stop Central Park from being flooded by a broken water line mm-hmm?
Yeah
Spider dude waste the city's water costs taxpayers millions. Yeah, that's it hold on mr.. Johansen. There's there's more
Keep it together j-john
You think he works out Oh Peters. I I don't
I think he does
Peters you're fired oh
No my brakes are out whoever will save me
This one's for you dad
Where's your dad Joey my dad's a pilot he's always busy
Son
Hey you alright, Joey yeah, I just wish my dad was here
Nice shot, Joey yeah
Thanks dad