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- I'm definitely the Kramer of the group.
- No way, I'm Kramer.
- No, I'm Kramer.
- Tao, who's Kramer, Raph or me?
- Michael Richards is Kramer.
- Ohhh, yep. - Yes, you're right.
- [Raph] Yep, yep, yep.
- Whoa, somebody's hungry.
- Yeah, I got a chicken chorizo carne asada burrito,
with a side of chili cheese fries.
- That's a lot of food, Tao.
- Yeah, I'm overeating a little bit.
But, this morning I worked out super hard,
so I'm not gonna gain any weight from eating all this.
- Actually, unless you're training
like an Olympic Athlete,
the calories in food dwarf
the calories that you burn while exercising.
- Yeah, there's a lot of studies that show
that people tend to overeat when they
first start working out, so they actually gain weight,
you're already done?
- Yeah, my doctor told me I need to fully chew my food,
otherwise my small intestine will explode.
- No
- But that was before I started working out.
- Tao, you've gotta watch out for that,
you can't do horrible things to your body
just because you started working out.
- Why not, I did 25 minutes of
sauna this morning. (Raph coughing)
- Sitting in a sauna's not exercise.
- Well I come out all sweaty and short of breath.
- That's because it's hot in there, god, put that out!
You know smoking is bad for you.
- I can do bad things to my body,
because I'm doing good things to my body
and it all balances out.
- Going to the gym once is not that good.
- Nuh-uh, I can already feel my gains.
Look, I'll lift that big-ass plant.
(groaning)
- Go help him.
- I have to? - [Tao] Ow, ow, ow.
- Yes please - [Tao] Ow, ow.
- Ow, ow my, oh, ow.
I'm sore from working out.
Almost.
Whoa, do you go to the gym
like two times a month or something?
- That's not a lot, okay,
and I work out more than that.
- Well, I've signed up for a strongman competition
- Is that that thing where dudes just lift huge tires?
- [Tao] And logs.
- Tao, you gotta train like your entire life
for something like that.
- You're right, I should start bulking up
- Another burrito?
- It's fine, I'm gonna go to the gym
for the next 30 days without fail.
Except for tomorrow, that's my cheat day.
- Tao, going to the gym is great
but that doesn't give you carte blanche to just
do whatever you want to your body.
You're gonna cancel out any gains you do make
with this unhealthy behavior.
- Hah, Katie, I think these bad boys disagree with you.
(dramatic sting)
(screaming)
- You're just doing heroine?
- Yeah, it's really stressful to go to the gym.
I was waiting an hour for the smoothie bar the other day.
- You cannot do that in the workplace.
- Okay, relax.
- Raph wait, no.
- You're not doing that right.
(musical sting)
- Do you have any more?
(snoring)
Tao, do you have any more?
(musical sting)
- Hi it's me, child actor, Katie Marovitch.
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Okay, I all done, I want my mommy now.
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