ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to something called Botnick now
I saw Robin do this a couple of times
and it looks really really fun it's
basically a thing remake up your own
stories and you'd predictively writes it
for you kind of like your phone would do
you know this means that you see people
right around like I'm such a and then
it's like let your autocomplete finish
it for you well today we are going to
write our own ridiculous story so get
your glasses on it's time to get nerdy
all I did was push the hair into my eyes
so there's a bunch of things you can
pick from I think these are all the
things that it like suggests so you can
go with like Kanye so you pick words
that Kanye would have said Britney
Spears scrubs food ads but I want to get
into some some really weird [ __ ] erotica
yes let's start our own erotica all
right this is how monkeys write books
this is exactly how the books of the
future are going to be written so what
could our first sentence be her that's a
good set her body I don't know her body
and her libido carefully laid bare you
know put a full-stop that's it
perfect the good erotic novel starts
with exactly what you want her body and
her libido carefully laid bare
uncomplicated romantic oh god this is
it's harder to write erotica than you
think uncomplicated romantic secret
fantasies ooh I'm getting all hot and
bothered already who pleasure feels
desperate pleasure feels desperate for
ages that I feel pleasure desperately
for ages together they're passionate
obsession defined her pass
as this kitten is this still hot is this
still sexy or is it started to delve
into lake actual like character Eric's I
don't know I'm a great writer
this is shits of her together they're
passionate obsession to find her paths
searching the world knowing that could
possibly love I don't even speak in
English anymore tone Ashley spent years
selling her body
oh god it's gross captivating Casey
captivating Casey Sullivan and sentence
good okay now we're taking off now we've
got some depth going loose situations
and sadomasochistic themes determined
that she never disappoints this is a
terrible book why would anybody read it
let's let's go with what we have so far
shall we Ashley spent years selling her
body captivating Kacey Sullivan loose
situations and sadomasochistic themes
determined that she never disappoints
and bestseller okay I don't want to do
that one anymore
that was [ __ ] paranormal romance what is
paranormal romance hook up with some
sexy ghosts the Dark Dimension oh yes I
love a good book that's they're good I
love a good sexy book that starts off
with the Dark Dimension
they're the Dark Dimension from being
haunted isn't exactly how they met this
is gonna be a pair adorable sexy rom-com
how it's like one girl and one ghost an
unlikely combination but through the
power of science they found each other
just right that okay our leading lady's
name is Gabriella Gabriella judgment
that's gonna be her name I know that
that's not what it's saying but I don't
care okay that's her full name
Gabriella judgment seduction the way
Egyptian that together but her that's
her full name gjs gabriella judgment
seduction there jus
is the name of her ghost gabriella
judgment seduction des has never met
anyone like Jules standing between
supernatural sandy between supernatural
and give me love give me love life
that'll work
I like that started between supernatural
and life eager to escape Rilke it's an
Irish word I think three octa means
druids study between supernatural and
life eager to escape druids there I put
my mark on it now it's an Irish sexy
erotic ghost novel humans existing are
forced to humans existence existing are
forced to love each other I see that's
the way I wanted to go but it's not
giving me a good story
humans existing are forced to make ends
meet yes that's good
ridiculous as it may seem humans
existing are forced to make ends meet
ridiculous signs point to wolf mate
that's what our supernatural being is
it's not a ghost anymore it's a werewolf
man put her telekinetic power is dwarfed
no no wait wait go back go back her
telekinetic power is sexy the dark
dimension from being haunted isn't
exactly how they met Gabriella judgment
seduction there has never met anyone
like Jules standing between supernatural
and life eager to escape dree octa
humans existing are forced to make ends
meet
ridiculous signs point a wolf mate but
her telekinetic power is sexiest in
[ __ ] witches wait [ __ ] wizards
this is like a really all rated Harry
Potter book [ __ ] witches and wizards
crevices
[Laughter]
700 banshees embrace okay are you guys
ready for my my fanfiction I've written
it out I've this is gonna be a
best-seller can I write an actual book
with this and then sell it the Dark
Dimension from being haunted isn't
exactly how they met
Gabriella judgment seduction there has
never met anyone like Jules standing
between supernatural and life eager to
escape 3 after humans existing are
forced to make ends meet
ridiculous signs point to wolf mate but
her telekinetic power is sexiest sin
[ __ ] witches and wizards crevices 700
banshees embrace when Katrina Winslow's
life could destroy everything free frame
yep that's me
you're probably wondering how I got into
this mess alright I want to write one
more I want to write what else could be
right video game titles that's a short
one Harry Potter dialog Oh or Harry
Potter
narration how are you Harry Potter
dialog that's right I was getting on the
road for a Harry Potter just now so
let's do it properly Harry Potter must
oh god it didn't it didn't change oh
wait there we go
Harry Potter must not stupid Harry
Potter must not be stupid Harry Potter
must not be stupid enough for dinner
magic dark magic wishes Hermione to kill
her I wrote it for real putter needs
Hermione Granger shoe kill fluke [ __ ]
okay I'm gonna write all of this one out
and then you guys are gonna get the
story at the very end I'm working very
hard on this one okay okay I wrote out a
story it's a contagious I actually get
some fun proper dialogue going so I'm
going to read you my own Harry Potter
fanfiction that I have personally
selected and curated I hope you like it
enjoy Harry Potter must not be stupid
enough for dinner magic dark magic
wishes Hermione to kill Harry Potter
needs Hermione Granger to kill Ron's mum
well
Dumbledore wanted Ronald to kill
underaged wizards shocked gasp and all
Harry Potter sensed Ron's mum and you
know what he wanted to tell serious
about it moment you turned 17 you can
breed said serious potted meats
Hermione's kissing to come advanced
potion containing intimate bed given to
my boy Ronnie wasn't for you Harry
Lord Voldemort tried that ages ago but
decided not to mention it to Kingsley
what the absolute [ __ ] I got my erotic
fan fiction out in the end it always
turns into that it always goes nasty it
took me like 20 minutes to write me so
[ __ ] long to come up with anything
remotely cohesive just love how
convoluted against Harry Potter myself
he's stupid enough for dear magic but
dark magic wishes Hermione to kill Harry
Potter needs Hermione Granger to kill
Ron's bum
well Dumbledore wanted Ronald to kill
underage wizards tosses and turns
everywhere most of roller-coaster moment
you turn 17 you can breed advanced
potion containing intimate bed given to
my boy Ron he wasn't for you Harry stop
trying to get the bed anyway that
doesn't for this video I hope you guys
had fun I hope that this was something
worth while I don't know what this was
this is a this is a weird video I kind
of want to tap into it further and see
what kind of stories I can make up I
leave a link in the description for you
guys to be able to go off and try it for
yourselves please show me the stories
that you guys wrote I would love to see
them just screenshot them and send it to
me on Twitter or something maybe I I'm
curious to see how deep this can go and
how in-depth you guys can make your own
stories cuz I'm just scratching the
surface with this there's a whole ton of
headings thank you do anomalies and
curiosities of Medicine by George M
Gould and Walter L pile jeff bezos
quotes you can make your own BuzzFeed
quiz maybe you should do that next time
make our own BuzzFeed quiz and see what
it comes out as cuz that I feel like
both
probably use this to write their own
quizzes jacksepticeye now must go for he
wanted run to end video and kill
Hermione's mom bike
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