- ♪ I love you, you love me ♪
♪ We're a happy-- ♪ - (Ian) Shut up!
- (voice on TV) What was your favorite part?
- I like the part where Boots stole the burrito
and ate it in a tree.
- (voice on TV) I like that part too!
- This show's so dumb.
You do realize she can't actually hear you, right?
- Uh, yeah, but it's freakin' kids' show.
Can you imagine how stupid it'd be
if kids' shows were actually realistic?
♪ (jovial music) ♪
Yeah, I need to talk to Cheer Bear.
He'll know how to cheer me up.
- Good luck.
- (Anthony) Cheer Bear!
(bear roaring, Ian and Anthony screaming)
♪ (jovial music) ♪
- I'm not gonna be the black Ranger this time. I'm not.
♪ (jovial music) ♪
- Okay, kids.
Let's see if we can find one of Blue's Clues.
- Bow-bow.
- Is that a clue?
- (Blue) Bow-bow-bow. - Let's see.
God damn it, Blue! You got paint in the goddamn house!
You bitch!
- Oh. Uh... see, kids?
"Bitch" is a female dog.
♪ (jovial music) ♪
(screaming)
- He's eating everyone!
(screaming continues)
♪ (jovial music) ♪
(silence)
♪ (jovial music) ♪
- So, uh, how did he croak?
- He's been eating nothing but cookies for the past 42 years.
And he smoked ass-loads of meth.
♪ (jovial music) ♪
(both screaming)
- (high-pitched giggling)
♪ (jovial music) ♪
- (girl) Hey, I'm in the back. Come on in.
- Are you ready to see my little peewee?
(deep laugh)
- Why don't you have a seat right over there?
- But I was just gonna show her my little peewee.
Look.
- Oh. It's just a p--
I thought it was your d-- um.
Can I play?
Agh, ha! (applause in game)
13-love, bitch.
♪ (jovial music) ♪
- Hi, I'd like to tell you about a book I read called Twilight.
It [bleep] sucked.
♪ (jovial music) ♪
- (strained voice) Kill... me.
- Okay, so that really would suck.
- Told you so. - (Ian sighs) Whatever, man.
Why are we even watching this? Can you just turn it off?
- Can't. Lost the remote.
- (sighs) Fiiine.
(gunshot, bullet ricochets)
- (screams in pain) You shot me, you idiot!
- Oh. Oh God. What do I do?
- Ask the audience.
- No, that's stupid. - Just do it!!
- (sulkily) Fine.
What do you think I should do?
Great idea!
(groans intensely)
(thump)
- Wow, thanks a lot, [bleep]holes.
- (Ian) To see bloopers and deleted scenes from Bob the Builder
and The Wiggles, click the link in the description below!
- Did you hear our new album is on iTunes?
- Will the album include songs like this?
- ♪ Here's the thing about saying "firetruck" ♪
- Yeah. - But what about this?
- ♪ Pokemon, you don't know the... ♪
- Of course! - Even this?
♪ (mariachi music) ♪
- [Bleep] no!
- (both) Click the link below to download the album!
- (goofy voice) Thanks for subscribing! Ho-ho-ho!
And if you don't, I'll [bleep] kill you. (guffaws)