[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> BABY, THIS IS TOO CREEPY.
LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE PARTY. >> COME ON, IT'S HALLOWEEN.
WE'VE GOT TO HOOK UP IN A GRAVE YARD.
>> DO WE, THOUGH? TYLER?
WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> I DON'T KNOW.
♪ ON HALLOWEEN, YOUR BREATH IS TAKEN ♪
♪ FOR TONIGHT, THE DEAD AWAKEN ♪ ♪ LISTEN WELL AND HEAR HOW WE
ALL MET OUR ENDS ♪ >> OH, MY GOD, TYLER, THEY'RE
GOING TO SING ABOUT HOW THEY DIED.
>> I KNOW, I'M SCARED! ♪ I WAS A CAPTAIN AT MY SHIP'S
WHEEL ♪ ♪ A HEART OF GOLD AND NERVES OF
STEEL ♪ ♪ I FELL OVERBOARD ONE NIGHT SO
DARK ♪ ♪ I SWAM JUST FINE, BUT SO DID
THE SHARK ♪ ♪ I WAS A DEBUTANTE, THE BELL OF
THE BALL ♪ ♪ MEN WOULD CHASE ME FROM SPRING
TO FALL ♪ ♪ I NEVER MET A FLAME THAT I
COULDN'T HANDLE ♪ ♪ UNTIL MY GOWN MET A CANDLE ♪
>> WE CAN SKIP ME. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>> IS THAT ALL HE'S GOING TO DO? >> YEAH, I WAS WONDERING THE
SAME. THAT WAS IT?
>> YES, SKIP ME. >> OKAY, I'LL GO, THEN.
NOBODY HAS EVER SKIPPED BEFORE. I'M SORRY.
♪ I WAS A MINER, DIGGING FOR GOLD ♪
♪ THEN ONE DAY, I HIT THE MOTHER LODE ♪
♪ I GRABBED A CIGAR, GAVE IT A LIGHT ♪
♪ TURNED OUT MY STOGIE WAS DYNAMITE ♪
>> WOW. EVERYONE DID GREAT.
I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE, RIGHT? >> NO.
UH-HUH. IT'S A DIDDY OF THE DAMNED.
ALL FOUR OF US HAVE A TALE TO TELL ABOUT DEATHS BEFORE WE CAN
GO BACK TO OUR GRAVES. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
SO COME ON. >> WELL, HERE'S THE THING, MY
DEATH WAS A REAL "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" KIND OF SITUATION.
IT NEEDS A LOT OF CONTEXT, SO I DON'T WANT TO WASTE EVERYBODY'S
TIME. >> SING NOW!
>> OH, MY GOD. FINE.
I'LL GO. READY?
♪ ONE DARK NIGHT WITH THE MOON SO RED ♪
♪ KILLED ME HAPPENED AND NOW I'M DEAD ♪
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! >> WAIT.
BUT LIKE, HOW DID YOU DIE? >> HOW?
A GHOST NEVER TELLS. >> THEY DO, THOUGH.
THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE SONG IS ABOUT.
>> IS HE ALLOWED TO BE VAGUE LIKE THAT?
>> HE IS NOT! >> ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GOING TO SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.
YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT A 9-VOLT BATTERY IS, RIGHT?
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE SONG. ♪ AT 12 YEARS OLD, I SAT ON A
9-VOLT ♪ ♪ IT GAVE MY HEINIE A QUICK
LITTLE JOLT ♪ ♪ I LIKED HOW IT FELT, SO I DID
IT A LOT ♪ ♪ SO I BUILT UP A TOLERANCE TO A
LOWER WATT ♪ ♪ THEN REALIZED THERE'S NO
HIGHER VOLT THAN THE ONE THAT COMES FROM A LIGHTNING BOLT ♪
♪ SO ONE STORMY NIGHT I WENT ON A ROOF AND PUT A METAL POLE IN
MY ASS ♪ YO, WHY Y'ALL -- I CAN'T DO THIS
RIGHT NOW. Y'ALL ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M
SOME SORT OF FREAK OR SOMETHING. >> NO ONE IS JUDGING YOU.
>> YES, YOU ARE. LOOK AT THAT OWL.
>> FORGET ABOUT THE OWL AND JUST FINISH THE SONG.
>> OKAY, GOD. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY REMEMBER
WHERE WE LEFT OFF? >> YES.
YOU'RE ON THE ROOF WITH A POLE IN YOUR ASS.
I'VE DONE THE SAME THING MYSELF. >> REALLY?
>> NO, MAN! IT'S WEIRD AT HELL!
JUST GO! >> WHATEVER.
♪ LIKE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WITH HIS KEY AND KITE ♪
♪ THAT LIGHTNING HIT MY POLE THAT NIGHT ♪
♪ I SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT, BUT I QUITELY STOPPED WHEN MY INSIDES
FRIED AND MY COLON POPPED ♪ ♪ AND MY ASS BURNT OFF AND MY
THING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND MY FACE CAUGHT ON FIRE AND I WENT IN MY
PANTS ♪ HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU, MAN? >> NOTHING.
I WAS A KID, MAN. KIDS DO WEIRD STUFF.
>> YOU DIED IN YOUR 20s. >> WHATEVER!
LET'S JUST FINISH THE SONG. ♪ LISTEN TO THE DEAD AND THE
VOICES OF THE PAST ♪ ♪ AND LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S
YOUR LAST ♪ ♪ HAPPY HALLOWEEN ♪♪♪