-Hey, everybody.
Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At-Home Edition."
My name is Jimmy Fallon.
This is Franny Fallon. This is Winnie Fallon,
and my wife is the camera operator today.
Guys, we are --
April 15th, today is, Wednesday,
and hopefully you're doing your part
and staying at home like we are.
If you are going out, make sure to wear a mask, right?
And if you -- If you don't have a mask, you can make one.
There's a lot of things online. You can learn how to do it.
I saw a cool thing.
Matthew McConaughey used a bandanna
and put a coffee filter in the bandana
and used that to make a face mask with rubber bands.
That's pretty cool, right?
We have a big show today.
Pharrell Williams is on the show,
very talented Pharrell Williams. We love him.
Also, his charity is World Central Kitchen,
wck.org.
He's doing stuff with José Andrés.
That's a picture of a dinosaur, right?
Or is that a duck?
-Dinosaur. -Oh, okay.
-[ Chuckles ]
-And then we have Millie Bobby Brown,
who we love, and her charity is unicef.org.
Speaking of charities, by the way,
a lot of people have been stepping up,
and I think it's a great thing,
so thank you, everyone, for donating.
And my family's donating
to every charity that we mention on our show,
but our friends over at T-Mobile
wanted to do something really cool.
If you text "THANKS" to 50555,
they're going to --
You'll donate $5 to the Boys and Girls Club of America.
Right now, they have a COVID-19 relief fund for front-line --
people working on the front line for childcare for them,
'cause they're working all the time.
-Are you doing this one, Winnie?
-Yeah, are you?
-No, I'm doing the princess, though.
-And, so, anyways, these people have to take care of their kids,
so this will help. So, if you go to your phone,
I'm using my phone to film,
but if you go to your phone and text "THANKS" to 50555,
T-Mobile said they will match up to $400,000
in the next three days. That's a lot of money.
So that's today, tomorrow, and Friday,
if you text "THANKS" to 50555
they will automatically bill you $5.
Right?
And there you go. Did you draw this?
No. Winnie, did you draw this?
-Yes. So, yeah.
-Who is it?
-It's two of my classmates.
-I thought it was me and Mommy.
-No.
They're both girls.
They can't be.
-Well, this one's --
Which -- Who's this one?
-One that Mommy knows.
-Oh, okay.
I thought it was Daddy and Mommy, and I thought...
-Amara. -...Daddy had, like,
a little cloud over his head or something.
-Amara. -Yeah, that's Amara.
-That's Amara.
-Oh, okay, that's Amara. -That's Audrey.
-Okay, good. It's your friends.
Okay. So this is not me or your mom.
I thought you loved me so much,
I thought maybe you'd draw a nice picture of me,
but what are you going to do?
Okay, guys. It is time for monologue.
Can you guys clap? You guys like monologue?
-Unh-unh.
-Here we go. -[ Blows raspberry ]
-Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At-Home Edition."
Well, guys, today was supposed to be Tax Day,
but it was all postponed until July 15th.
The kids are excited
'cause now we get to leave all of our Tax Day decorations up
for another three months.
Who wants to light the W-2 forms?
I do. I do. [ Chuckles ]
Tax Day is now after the 4th of July
which means a lot of Americans will be able to claim
their fingers and eyebrows as a total loss.
Some 2020 news -- It was a big day for Joe Biden
as he picked up an endorsement from Elizabeth Warren.
In the past few days, Biden's been endorsed by Bernie Sanders,
President Obama, and Elizabeth Warren
while Trump just laughed and said,
"But look who's got the MyPillow guy."
I saw that Sony and PlayStation have started
the Play at Home initiative
to encourage gamers to stay indoors.
Yeah, that's always been the problem with gamers --
They spend too much time outside.
I saw the State of New Jersey is holding a benefit show
called Jersey for Jersey. It's the only benefit show
where the host threatens you with a baseball bat.
[ Chuckles ]
It's the only benefit show where you send a donation,
and they say, "Eh."
-[ Blows raspberry ]
-They say, "Eh, feels light."
The envelope feels light.
I read that a lot of colleges are starting to think
that classes won't be in person this fall.
It's awkward when you do your fraternity initiation over Zoom,
and you have to ask your dad to smack your butt with a paddle.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, that's right, 'cause of the virus,
kids applying to college this fall
might not have to submit S.A.T. scores.
In response, Lori Loughlin texted Felicity Huffman,
"You've got to be F'ing kidding me."
Here's some news for "Jeopardy!" fans.
I saw that -- Sorry. -Mm-hmm.
-Here's some news for "Jeopardy!" fans.
I saw that Alex Trebek is releasing a memoir.
Meanwhile, if you like "Wheel of Fortune," Pat Sajak is releasing
one of those books that float in the bathtub.
[ Chuckles ]
And finally --
Oh.
Here's the cover of the "Wheel of Fortune" book.
Finally, I saw that many people are actually getting dumped
via Zoom, and it's created the term "getting Zumped."
Don't confuse that with a Zump,
when is when you forget your camera's on
when you take your phone into the bathroom.
That's our monologue, everybody.
Yahoo!
Now we're going to do our thing
that we've been doing every Wednesday
where I look through the Internet and try to find
fun things that people are doing while being quarantined.
It is called, "What Are You Doing Wednesday."
♪♪
I just want to show everyone what you did
to "The Incredibles."
You took all their clothes off. The naked Incredibles.
Where's his clothes?
-[ Giggles ]
[ Giggles ]
-Alright. Take "The Incredibles." Go play.
Guys, this is called "What Are You Doing Wednesday."
Here's our first one here.
This one's really funny, guys.
This is from @parmesan-underscore-official.
They got bored in quarantine,
so she decided to do the apple fork challenge
where you throw an apple, and you catch it on a fork,
and she did it like three times.
Watch.
-Yes.
Yes.
Yes!
-Yes. -Yes.
-Yes! -Yes!
-[ Laughs ] That was really funny, right?
The next one is called Car Door Ride.
This one is from @rachel.thomas91.
She caught her son taking an unexpected ride in the driveway.
Watch this kid.
[ Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing ]
♪♪
Watch, he starts flying.
[ Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing ]
He's holding on to the --
The thing picks him up in the air.
[ Laughs ]
-I like the other one more.
-Yeah. -Me, too.
-Well, I thought that was pretty good.
He looked like Jack-Jack. Now do you like it?
I thought it was funny.
Our last one here is called Megaphone Neighbor.
This one is from @gracecuratolo.
Her neighbor gave an impassioned speech to her block.
Take a look at this.
-I just want you to know that I miss you and I love you!
Can't wait for this [bleep] show to be over
so that I can touch people, drink with people,
and have the best life ever!
-Miss you, too, Tracy!
-Very nice!
Nice use of that megaphone right there.
Guys, I got my wife's phone,
so I'm actually going to do this, text "THANKS"
to 50555.
T-Mobile's helping with the Girls and Boys Club.
50555,
and all you do is you text "THANKS."
"To complete your $5 donation to Boys and Girls Club,
reply with your five-digit billing ZIP Code."
I lost Franny. Alright.
I'm going to say my ZIP Code.
"Thanks. $5 charged to phone bill."
Perfect. It works.
Guys, we'll be right back with more "Tonight Show."
Come on back.