Hi.
The nerve of some people. May I help you?
Yes, you have a reservation for an axel foley.
I'm sorry. I don't see anything under that name.
Check rolling stone magazine's axel foley.
That's what it is.
O.K.
No. No rolling stone.
No axel foley. I'm sorry, sir.
You guys probably made some mistake in reservations.
Give me another room.
There are no rooms available.
Don't you think I realize what's going on?
I know that if I was some hot-shot from out of town,
And you made a reservation mistake,
I'd get a room.
I'm a small reporter from rolling stone magazine
That's in town to interview michael jackson!
It would've been called
Michael jackson sits on top of the world.
It should be called
Michael jackson can't sit
In the beverly palm hotel
Because niggers aren't allowed!
Excuse me, sir.
We have a last-minute cancellation.
There's a suite available.
I'll only charge you the single room rate.
I'm sorry I got upset.
It's probably from jet lag.
That'll be $235 a night, sir.
Fine.