- I found you best jeans booty.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat electronic music)
Good mythical morning.
- Listen, it's 2017.
Tom Holland is the new Spider-Man,
orange is the new president, and butts are the new boobs.
That is the world that we're living in.
- And obviously, you wanna make sure
that your booty looks great in all your instas.
But you probably don't have a team of Photoshoppers
at the ready like Mariah Carey, so you're gonna have
to rely on your jeans to do the dirty work.
- That's right, and we're gonna find out
which jeans can give us the best booty.
(crew laughs) - Booty.
- In an experiment we'd like call
can these jeans take our butts from pancake to pan-great.
- Okay, we're each gonna be
cramming ourselves into some jeans.
They're tight.
Each of these jeans claims to shape the booty.
Now we don't have much booty
between the two of us. - No, no.
- So if these jeans do something to us,
just imagine what they'll do for you.
- Right, and we're gonna be evaluating them
on a scale of one to 10,
taking into account look and smackability.
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- As you can see, we are in our spacious Kirkland jeans
because these jeans claim to do nothing except be jeans.
- Right.
- Cover legs but not accentuate booties
or anything like that.
So therefore, they will serve as our control jeans
just so we can establish a baseline
with which to compare the booty jeans to.
- And we're wearing high heels not
because they look great, because they do.
It is because they help to give your butt
a slight perkiness, and we wanna give these jeans
and the jeans we're testing all the help
they can get, make it a fair test.
So Link, I'm just gonna get a baseline here
and see how you look.
We're gonna be evaluating each other.
So I'm just getting a look at Link's butt
and how they come across.
It comes across in these jeans.
- The cheeks.
- Yeah.
Okay, bend over a little bit.
Not working with a lot,
not working with a lot in these jeans.
Take a small step forward
and I'll just give it a nice smack.
Again, this is all for science.
- [Link] Okay.
- Okay.
It sunk in a little bit and didn't bounce.
It just kind of sunk in a little bit.
- Okay, okay.
Let me take a look at what you're working with.
All right.
Okay.
Again, not much there.
You're really trying, but it's like
there's like a hip shelf and that's it.
- [Rhett] Smack me.
- Whoa.
(crew laughs)
Yeah, it sunk.
I might have went a little lower than I intended,
but it's still a good baseline for me to understand
where hopefully we're headed which is through the roof.
- Let's put on some ladies' jeans.
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Come on out, Link.
Wow. (laughs)
Oh, my.
High waters
but it's okay. - High.
- We're not worrying about the bottom, we're worrying,
well, the bottom.
Okay, Link is wearing Wedgie Fit by Levi's.
These are $98.
Is it worth it to have jeans which promise to hug
your waist and hips, showcasing your best assets? (laughs)
That's what they said, not me.
(Link laughs)
Cosmo Mag, that's a magazine,
claims that they lift the booty
by separating the cheeks just enough to give you a wedgie.
Now can you feel that wedgie, Link?
- [Link] I feel a little wedgie.
- I can see it.
(crew laughs)
I can definitely see it.
You don't have to do that.
I mean you can if you want.
- I'm actually constantly doing that in my normal jeans.
No one notices.
- I didn't need that.
I gotta be honest with you.
Your butt looks so much better
than it did in the Kirkland's jeans.
- [Link] Yeah, is there a ridge here?
- There is.
There's an actual ridge. - There's a bottom ridge.
- It's giving you a bottom butt.
- Yeah.
- Why don't you do the bend test?
- Oh, my goodness, I just dropped my lucky penny.
Oh, gracious. (crew laughs)
- Interestingly, the butt kinda goes away
when you bend over so I wouldn't do that again.
- Okay.
- If you could just not bend
when you're wearing these in public.
Do everything like this.
Just never bend over because you have a great butt
until you bend over and then it goes away.
But let me get a smack test.
Step up a little bit here.
- [Link] Okay.
- I'm just gonna go for it.
Increased bounce.
- Yeah. (crew laughs)
- It was like hitting a bubble.
- Yeah, there was a little kiss--
- It felt like I popped it though.
Are you okay?
Did I pop the bubble? - Yeah, it's fine.
I didn't hear a pop.
- Okay, I can't imagine, I mean--
- So on a scale of one to 10, when you factor in
both smackability and just overall--
- I'm giving those an eight.
I really am.
I really think they're doing something for you.
I'm going all the way to eight.
- All right.
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All right, next up, we have Good American's Good Legs jeans.
Rhett, come on out.
Oh, my goodness.
Now these are the most high end jeans,
gracious, that we're trying today.
But now that has two meanings
because you're wearing them very high in the air.
- That's where you're supposed to wear 'em.
- This may be the highest the butts of these jeans
have ever been on a person.
It's tremendously slimming.
And there you are doing that too.
- I can't do it one cheek at a time though.
You gotta teach me that.
- You can't?
- No.
- [Link] Really?
- I can't move my ears either.
- All right, so you need to channel
your inner Khloe Kardashian because these are her jeans.
She is a co-founder of this line, and it's designed
for "a curvier, sexier, and stronger shape."
It's what every daily internet variety show host needs.
- That's what I'm looking for.
- How do you feel in those?
These are extremely restrictive.
Are those?
- No, I feel wonderful.
I was gonna tell you that.
Except for the shoes, I mean I love the way these feel.
They make me feel pretty.
And I actually like they're so stretchy.
I would wear these.
- If I block off the top part and I don't realize
you're standing this close to me, I'm like okay.
(crew laughs)
There's potential here.
- Do you wanna see me bend over?
- I'd like to see you bend over.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- I never thought I'd think that or say it,
but let's have the bend test.
- Oh, me.
I made a doodie.
(crew laughs)
I made a doodie and then I put too much TP in there.
I didn't flush.
- Well, what are you--
(crew laughs)
- There it goes.
It released.
- No, it didn't, actually. (laughs)
Thank goodness nothing released. (laughs)
- [Rhett] You wanna smack me?
- Oh, wow.
Man, this is,
I'm having a crisis of conscience.
(crew laughs)
When you really stand up straight, it doesn't look,
we've got folding here.
- [Rhett] Oh, let me pull it back up.
- Okay.
Wow, a sink and a jiggle but it bounced
and a smile. - Yeah, it bounced.
Yeah. (crew laughs)
- Man!
I can see the musculature here.
I mean it's so tight.
Man, I don't know.
What do you guys think?
I'm thinking I might have to give this a,
it's definitely a good solid seven.
I'm tempted to give it, I don't,
here's the thing.
This right here, if I focus on just the booty,
there's a little lacking.
I'm gonna go with a seven, still pretty high marks.
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- These are the YMI Wannabettabutt jeans.
Link, come on out and show us what they look like.
Ooh, ragged.
You were in an accident.
- Why am I doing this?
(Rhett and Link laugh)
- Wow, they have three buttons in the front too.
- [Link] Yeah, it can't even contain my knee.
I mean I actually did that putting them on.
- Wow.
These are only $29.99.
They're on sale down from 58,
but it seems like they're always on sale.
And they're all over Los Angeles
on billboards and bus benches.
- Bus benches, yeah.
- Yeah, you see 'em all the time.
I thought it was a surgical thing.
Wannabettabutt, come get a surgery.
But no, it's just wear these jeans.
- I couldn't tell if they were low rise
or if that's just as far as I can pull 'em up.
- They seem to be low rise.
- And what about the sun rise?
The moon rise, I should say.
- What it claims to do, it has contour seams
to enhance your curves, giving you a flattering fit
that's great for everyday looks.
Do you feel like this is something you would do everyday?
- No.
(crew chuckles)
- Now, actually, what looks like is happening
with the booty, unlike the Wedgie Fit,
there's not a lot of wedgie going on,
but it feels like it's just pushing the butt up.
So you actually have--
- [Link] In here there's like--
- You've got some protrusion here
which I think is something good.
You can put a wineglass on there
if you're the right figure,
but it's kinda taking a little bit
of the shape out of your booty.
It's kinda just kinda sending it all to the top,
I feel like.
- [Link] It's just smooshing it up.
- I think we gotta see a bend.
- I'd like to do a little yoga.
(Rhett and crew laugh)
Oh, wow, oh.
Okay, that's a pushup.
- Well, no, the downward dog.
- Oh, wow.
Okay, I didn't bargain for that.
Right, yeah, the butt kinda goes away
when you do the downward dog.
You're really getting deep.
- Hey, man.
- Why don't you stand back up and let me smack you?
- [Link] All right.
- Pull it up again.
- [Link] Oh, see, it wants to come down.
- It'll come down a little bit.
All right, here we go.
Smack.
- I felt a jiggle.
- Yeah, I think it's very similar in the smackability,
but I gotta say that I don't think
it stacks up to the Wedgie Fit.
It really doesn't.
Nice form fit but it's doing something for you,
but I think it's doing a six.
- Yeah.
(upbeat dance music)
Now you've heard of pushup bras,
but we've got our hands on some Push Up jeans.
Rhett, come on out.
These are Ivido Push Up and Push In jeans for $99.
Look at that.
Oh, what on earth has happened to your bottom.
- A lot.
(crew laughs)
There's a lot happening.
- I mean I can see a butt.
It's crazy.
- [Rhett] Yeah, look, I got total creaseage.
- [Link] You got total under creaseage.
- Look at that.
Look at my butt.
- On the about section of the website, in all caps it says,
"There is nothing wrong with women's bodies.
"It's what they are wearing."
- And they also feel great, just like the other ones.
But these feel better. - They use stitching,
shading and special fabric to amp up your booty.
And the sizes are,
they have interesting names.
They are from spicy to tango,
and Rhett is currently wearing delicious.
- Yeah, and I love this wash.
I really love the wash.
I think it really complements my skin tone.
- I accidentally licked my lips while looking at you
but it's just because I need to put on some lip balm.
- Okay, that's what you think. - That's the only reason.
So let's do the bend test.
- Oh, me, Barbara made a mess.
(crew laughs)
Oh, good thing I carry a poopie bag with me.
- Now just so you know,
that is real but it's actually Jade's mess.
- Oh, god.
- Thanks for getting that for me.
Oh, my word.
I can tell--
- [Rhett] Oh, I can't quite--
- I can tell exactly how your underwear is bunching.
- I can't quite get to it.
Oh, whoa,
got it.
Oh, it's slimy.
- I don't know what I've been feeding her.
- Let me tie that up.
- In a bent position,
there was actually roundedness on the sides.
I mean this is something and a steal at $99.
I mean those others cost 169.
- [Rhett] Well, smack it and let's see.
- No complaints there.
(Rhett and crew laugh)
Guys, I think we have a clear winner.
I'm gonna give it a 10, baby.
- [Rhett] Wow!
- Available only in Vancouver at a store,
but we got 'em online.
There you have it.
Way to go, Ivis Gonzalez.
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