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hey guys and welcome to that makes
people real that I've been telling you
I'm in the film for probably like three
months now I've honestly been
procrastinating this a because I've been
waiting for my skin to clear up and it
sure as hell hasn't and - I am very
intimidated by the penis you made me on
YouTube I feel like people do the most
crazy beautiful to their face and
it's about to also become blatantly
obvious to you in a minute or two then I
have no idea what I'm doing but
nevertheless Here I am so hope you guys
enjoy hello and welcome to my bare naked
face this is the sexy content you've
been waiting for as you can see I was
unfortunately not kidding about my skin
today wasn't a great day for my skin but
if we're being honest my skin hasn't had
a great day since I hit puberty so
honestly it's weird though because I
have nothing to get stress acne over
except for the fact that I'm facing
imminent unemployment it's a film major
I'm going through my yearly crises of
whether I should drop out of school and
finishing all my assignments including
ending this video within hours and when
they're due because I never have time to
catch up I'm starting off my face with
some moisturizer I just use this one
because it's the one my mom uses and she
sent it to me and it's probably the only
piece of advice she's given me that I've
actually ever followed I like to slap it
in there a little just as a gentle
morning reminder to get your
together and I mean - let me
product a little better I put on like
kind of way too much so that my next
step powder foundation will stick a
little better and give me some more
coverage on my random ass under eye and
eyebrow acne I don't know why they're
there but okay so caning gonna play me
like that the foundation I'm using is my
tart and it's really expensive regular
price so I actually got it secondhand
off Macari which does come with a
distinct risk of getting someone else's
face bacteria all over your face but it
saves you like ten bucks so again really
not sure why I have so much acne even
though this foundations supposed to be
full coverage my acne is one persistent
so I'm whipping out a little
concealer this one is a sample of a YSL
one that I got from Nordstrom because I
am too cheap to buy the real thing I do
realize that I'm putting a cream
concealer over a powder foundation which
is like a crime against the whole beauty
community on YouTube honestly I'm just
waiting for Geoffrey star to come out
and bitch-slap me but my skin is kind of
different everyday so sometimes the
powder foundation will do it and
sometimes I put it on and see that
there's still acne peeking through so I
got to put some concealer on it you know
what they say life is like waking up
with acne prone skin you never know what
you're gonna get okay now it's time to
cover up these under eyes so people
don't tell me that I look sick and I can
pretend like I have some semblance of a
regular sleep cycle I'm using this kind
of light glowy concealer to cancel out
the darkness within
and I'm also popping that on my forehead
nose bridge and the tip of my nose to
add a little more dimension to my face
and kind of prep it for highlighter I'm
also going back and trying my best to
cover up these little jaw pimples but as
you'll see in the rest of the video
they're still pretty obvious so I didn't
do a great job to set all of that I'm
following up with some more powders so
we have a nice little powder sandwich on
my face like I said at the beginning of
the video I really don't know what I'm
doing this is probably a horribly
inefficient technique but it works for
me somehow since I get a little
foundation on my lips sometimes I'm
using this EOS lip balm which is the
brand that I've been using since these
things were like the absolute in
middle school and just applying that to
my lips and then wiping off any extra
foundation onto the backs and okay next
up let's build me some brows because I
sure as hell don't have any naturally
this is like a whole process using five
different products so just bear with me
for this by first brow gel is this one
from Maybelline that sticks a little
fake brow hairs onto your real brow
hairs and helps compensate for the fact
that my brows are like a borderline
non-existent actually fill in my brows
I'm using this Naked palette that I also
got off Macari but honestly any
drugstore matte shadow would work for
this - I carry this palette every time I
fly home and then back to LA so it's
kind of falling apart at this point just
like my life right now and this brush is
literally like a random art brush that I
got from Michael's for like two bucks I
fill in the end first using a
combination of the two darker colors and
then for the front which to this day
still makes me super nervous to fill in
because I it up like all the time I
only use the lighter brown color and
then I make a couple upward strokes to
draw in like brow hair lookin things
to clean that up because the powder
isn't super accurate I'm going back in
with a brow pencil to sharpen out the
bottom of the arch to lost my little
hairs in place because they do tend to
slide down throughout the day I'm adding
a coat of this second brow gel that has
a bit of a stronger hold than the first
one okay last step for these brows I'm
going in with that lighter concealer
from earlier to give myself a little
brow bone highlight and then trying my
best to go back and even out the ends a
little bit in an ultimately futile
attempt to get them symmetrical brows
are done at last and now it's time to
adhere to Eurocentric standards of
beauty and try to make these eyes look
bigger I finally caved and I bought the
naked heat palette again off Pocari
because that shit's expensive I'm just
taking this tan and red color and mixing
those together even though I'm sure
they're perfectly fine colors on their
own somehow it just feels more
satisfying to me to mix two colors
together
my goal is basically to make it look
like I got punched in the eye but in a
cute way and then to deepen it up a
little bit I'm going back with this dark
purple color just in the corner and then
i'm using the smudgy end of the brush to
kind of line my eyes basically i've
given up on real eyeliner because i can
never get it even so i kind of do this
smokey thing around the corner of my
eyes okay now it is time to give myself
my daily nose job
i followed so many different nose
contouring tutorials but they all made
me look absolutely ridiculous so my
strategy at this point is just to take a
little bit of this tan color and put it
around the top of my nose blending into
my eyebrows on the bottom of my nose and
this tiny little bit on the top of the
tip which I feel like is a lot more
subtle than like a full nose contour and
looks a lot less insane I'm not super
sure why I didn't do mascara before when
I was doing the rest of my eyes but
apparently we're doing that now I bought
this super fancy eyelash curler from
Amazon recently and then promptly lost
it so for now I'm just skipping curling
all together and cutting straight to
making this absolutely ridiculous face
well how I apply mascara for highlighter
I'm using this little bareMinerals one
which is really running on empty just
like me and putting that on my inner
corners brow bone to put my nose
cheekbones telecoil you heard this like
a thousand times and other makeup
tutorials for contour I used to go him
until I saw a picture of my face from
the side was genuinely terrified so I've
learned my lesson for now and I'm just
gonna go in with this bronzer tenderly
as to not disturb the acne that lies
within and I also put on a tiny bit of
blush for good measure but
honestly you can barely see her lips I
eat way too much throughout the day to
with lipstick so I'm just putting
on a final layer of that lip balm
because you can never have your lips too
moist okay and there is the finished
look
cue the mandatory uncomfortable
self-indulgent fakes posing wow so many
angles of my face you can definitely
still see a little bit of the texture of
my acne peeking through but I tried my
best if you guys have any makeup tips
because y'all are honestly probably
better at makeup and I am then please
leave them in the comments below let me
know who what I'm doing wrong hey guys
it's in person Ashley I'm real quickly
wanting to say before I wrap up this
tutorial that I feel like the whole
beauty industry thrives on the idea that
if you buy the certain expensive
products then your face will look more
like this
certain beautiful famous person not to
say that I am either beautiful or famous
but this is just to say please don't
feel obligated to buy any of the things
in this video I know I'd use a ton
of palettes and kind of a lot of
expensive makeup but before that I've
used drugstore makeup for years I just
like this because I've definitely fallen
into that trap especially when I was a
lot more uncomfortable with how I looked
I would buy products that like famous
youtubers recommended that didn't
necessarily work well for me I just want
to say that my best makeup advice more
than actually buying any of the products
in this video or necessarily even using
the techniques that I use is to just get
to know your own face it took me a good
like three years to figure out what the
hell this face is doing but yeah best of
luck on your makeup journey hopefully a
little bit of this was helpful
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