[ Indistinct conversations ]
-Hey, Jimmy. Robert Irwin wants to talk to you backstage.
-Now? It's the middle of the show.
-Yeah, he's saying it's extremely urgent.
-Well, crikey, in that's case.
-Thank you.
-Hey.
Do you know what animal boy wants?
-I'm not sure, but you've got some time. Go talk to him.
-Oh, is that right? I got time to talk to him?
Thank you so much for giving me the time to go talk to him.
That's so great.
I'm so thankful I have that time.
I can do so many things. I can do anything.
I can definitely get a new animal expert,
I can tell you that much.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
-G'day, Jimmy. How you going? Good to see you.
-[ Sighs ] Great.
You know, we're in the middle of the show right.
-Yeah, yeah, I know, and I'm sorry to bother you
but I want everything to be perfect
for your anniversary, so I've got these two animals
that I'm thinking about closing with tonight.
-I've got Wally the American alligator.
He is beautiful. The perfect finale.
He's amazing. -Yeah.
-Or, I've got this gorgeous Albino Python.
Just amazing.
So, which one?
-That's why I'm here? To pick alligator or snake?
Who cares?
-Who cares?
Well, maybe you don't care, Jimmy, but I do.
I've devoted my life to these animals.
My whole family has. We love them.
-Okay -You're a very bad person.
-Okay. I think you're overreacting a little bit.
-Well, what if I said "who cares"
about one of your little knock-Knock jokes, huh?
What if I crapped all over your career?
Would that upset you? -Oh, your career?
Please, Robert, you're 15 years old, okay?
Your career is playing "Fortnite" and popping boners.
-I'm a professional conservationist.
-Oh, yeah, and it was so professional of you
to leave all those cockroaches all over the studio.
Thank you so much for that, dude!
-It's a peppered cockroach -- -[ Mocking ] Peppered cockroach,
it was very -- oh, save it, junior.
-You're lucky I'm here.
-Put some pant on, okay? It's February.
[ Sighs ]
-That man is a very bad person.
-[ Sighs ]
My mic was on, wasn't it?
-Yeah. 100%.
-[ Sighs ]
So they all just heard me --
-Screaming at a kid, yeah.
Good luck.
-And we're back in five, four, three...
♪♪
-My next guest is responsible for this entire building
being filled with cockroaches.
Please welcome Robert Irwin, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
There he is. Nice to see you.
Good to see you, Robert, as usual.
Love the shorts. -Oh, thank you very much.
You're -- you're looking well, Jimmy.
Getting plenty to eat there. I can see that.
Good, good. [ Laughter ]
-What animals did you bring us today?
-Oh, we've got a lot of fun animals for you today.
First up we've got this guy.
Have a go at this.
So, this is an Asian water monitor.
I'm going to put him up here on the table.
Now, you are welcome to get as close as you want to this guy.
-Or far. Or as far as I want to get.
-Come in her and give him a pat just along there.
Steer clear of his head 'cause these guys have
some of the sharpest teeth of any animal I've ever seen.
-Eh, Lizard. Kind of boring.
-Maybe it will bite him.
-There we go. Good job.
And feel there how there's little bits of skin coming off.
-Yeah. -They are continuously losing
their skin all the time.
And he'll get a lot bigger.
He'll get to be the second largest lizard
in the entire world.
The teeth right in there.
-Don't touch the head or anything.
They've got a little sheath.
So, if he were to open his mouth, you wouldn't see them.
But he can, kind of, raise his teeth out
and that's when he grabs in and lacerates.
Really cool. [ Laughter ]
How good's that? This is Joseph.
He's got a very cute name.
-He really does. -He's a good boy.
-Is there anything more that I can handle,
but different animal? -Okay, no worries.
There you go, Joseph.
-That's a little frightening, sorry.
-There you go [ Cheers ]
Good job. All right.
For this next one, come around here.
This is Shaq, and he is big.
[ Audience "Oohs" ] Have a go at that.
-Wow! -So Shaq --
-Demo loves owls.
-He's actually the largest owl in the world.
-Harry potter. -...over six feet.
So, you can see, if he puts out his wings --
Have a look at that. [ Audience "Oohs" ]
They are just enormous.
Have a look at that. Very intense stare.
-[ Hoots ] -Yeah.
[ Owl hoots ]
-That was good. -He just answered me back.
-That was so -- -That was real.
-Go, to try again. That was good.
-[ Hoots ]
[ Owl hoots ]
-That was awesome.
That was good. That was good.
-I think now I speak owl. It's fantastic.
-That was pretty good. -Yeah.
-All right, I'll talk to you later, right?
[ Hoots ] -Thanks, Shaq.
-Yeah, yeah. You're good. Okay.
-For this one -- I want you to sit down for this one.
It's the last animal of the night.
This one is really exciting.
-[ Sighs ] All right, okay. -So take a seat.
The last one is always a big, giant thing
and either you scare me or I'm...
I'm excited, but I'm also frightened as well. Sorry.
-Oh, well, this one is exciting.
So, why don't you close your eyes and put your hands out.
-Don't make me do that.
-And this one is going to come in.
All right, ready? Close your eyes.
Put your hands out. Put my hands out?
No, please. -All right, ready?
-Please don't. It's going to be scary.
Please, please don't!
I don't want it to be -- [ Audience "Aws" ]
-All right. -Ah!
-All right, open your eyes. Open your eyes.
[ Laughter ]
-A cat? -Whoa.
There you go. You got her?
-This is a regular cat? -Yeah.
Well, this is actually Melva.
And she is a gorgeous American shorthair
all the way from Staten Island.
Isn't that great? [ Cheers and applause ]
She's so cute.
And I absolutely love cats.
They are just so cute, aren't they?
-You really pulled out all the stops
for the big finale, huh, Robert?
-Absolutely. -I mean, wow.
When does anybody ever get to see a cat?
what happened to the snake and the alligator?
-I think your exact words about the snake
and the alligator were, "Who cares?"
-It's beautiful. -Well, Melva, everybody,
she's actually very playful.
Would you like to see her play? -Sure.
A little bit? Does that sound good?
-I don't know if we can handle the excitement.
Sure, yeah. Ready? Here we go.
Are you ready, Melva?
Are you ready? Here you go, up here.
Here, get nice and close to Jimmy's face.
Here, come on. Up here, up here.
-All right, that's good.
I think we can -- I don't if we can handle any more excitement.
Thank you -- -All right.
-Robert Irwin, everybody.
The first season of "Crikey! It's the Irwins"
is available on the Animal Planet Go app.
We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.
Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy.
I see you, I see you. Right there, I see it.
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey. Under -- under the couch.
[ Laughter ]
Good. Maybe she can eat the roaches.
-There we go.
-Robert Irwin, everybody, right there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Great job.
-Grow up.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Ugh. There's a cockroach in the cheese plate.
-That's it.