Hey guys, I'm Corey, and it's just me today.
The tables have turned, and Andy and Tracy
are the ones in meetings.
So this time, I'm taking over the Cube,
and we have two very special ladies.
Please welcome from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
Lisa Rinna and Kyle Richards.
Hi.
Welcome, welcome.
I'm slightly nervous, because normally when
we do The Bachelor recap, there's three of us,
and this time it's just me.
So a little bit of pressure, and I'm
going to do my best not to [BLEEP] this up.
You won't-- I mean, what you do with Kirsten,
it makes it funnier to [BLEEP] up.
Can I just call you Rinna, because everyone
calls you Rinna?
Everyone else does.
You lost your first name when you joined the show.
I did.
It was too confusing.
But you're the OG Lisa, though, because you
were Lisa before Lisa Vanderpump was Lisa.
Oh God, I love that you just said so much.
Right?
I mean, I love you, Lisa Vanderpump, like I really do.
I love you.
But like--
I was the first Lisa.
It's true.
Yeah, you've been around.
I have her on my phone as Rinna, Lisa Rinna, in all capitals.
I was then scared to make any texting mistakes.
Smart, smart, smart.
Has that ever happened?
Tell me that's happened.
Oh, yes.
Well--
Like what?
Well, Brandi Glanville once texted someone else about me,
and called me the "see you next Tuesday" word,
and sent it to me.
What is that word?
I'm not saying.
That doesn't come out of my mouth.
So then I said, I don't think this was for me.
I know you can't say that much about the new season.
If you could describe it in three words--
Ooh.
Hot.
Ooh.
Dramatic, right?
It's always dramatic, right?
Yeah, but it's not usually this soon.
Deceitful--
Ooh, she used the D word.
Ooh.
You said deceitful.
I said deceitful.
Whoo, she went right there.
Can you say who the most deceitful is?
Do we need to?
No.
I'm going to get you guys in trouble.
That's the whole point of this, by the way--
is just to get you in trouble.
I'm always in trouble, anyway.
You are, aren't you?
But do you like it?
I do.
So you guys are friends.
You've known each other for a long time.
Yes.
We have known each other a long time.
Between seasons--
Yes.
--do people just not talk to each other?
Who talks to each other?
You're not all friends.
It depends on the season.
It depends on who.
We actually are always texting and bumping it.
We work out in the same places, and we will text,
send messages--
And no matter what happens between us or around us,
we always seem to keep in touch.
Yeah, we've actually always been OK.
Meanwhile, I live in West Hollywood,
so I see you ladies just-- that Vanderpump's really got
your go to those restaurants.
She's just pushing those bars and restaurants.
Honey, she's got to fill them up.
It's the only way she can.
Oh my god, no.
[LAUGHTER]
Whoo.
Restaurant business is hard, honey.
Bye guys, I'll see you later.
Oh my god.
So of the housewives who are no longer on the show,
do keep in touch with any of them?
I speak to Kathryn now and then, texting.
We texted not that long ago.
I do like Kathryn, yes.
Joyce-- not really.
Joyce?
I haven't seen her but--
yeah.
Camille-- she was kind of off the show,
and she's just kind of squirming her way back in a little bit.
So what do you think about that?
I liked her when she was the villain.
How can we get her to do that again?
By the way, here's the thing--
Am I pushy?
I don't know.
How can she be the old Camille again?
Well, here's the thing, just for the record.
Nine years later, me and my friend
still all the time say you're such a [BLEEP] liar, Camille.
You have no idea how often people
come up to me in the street and ask me to leave that
on their friend's voicemail.
Do you know that someone sent me a T-shirt with that,
and I came in to wake my daughter for school
the other day-- my 18-year-old daughter,
and she was sleeping with that T-shirt on, and I was like,
this feels really weird.
I want that T-shirt.
So your daughter started college.
Yes, we dropped her off a few days ago.
How was that?
Really depressing, but pretty exciting.
Really?
Yes.
So you have how many kids at home now?
Well, Alexia graduated and moved home from Boston.
So she came home, and the other one left.
So I have Portia home and Alexia.
And then your girls, who are running the modeling industry
right now it's just a weird--
It's weird.
--because they were just young little girls.
And now they're business women.
They were 12 and 15 when they started.
It's so weird.
It's really odd to watch, too.
So then your also a--
And your kids grew up on it.
Portia was one, turning two on the show,
and she said to me a year ago-- she goes, Mom,
do we just keep doing this show until everybody dies?
[LAUGHTER]
That's hilarious.
But probably true, a little, right?
Which one of your kids is going to be the next housewife?
Oh, I don't know.
No--
Maybe Portia.
[LAUGHTER]
Portia, yeah, I guess it's Portia.
So the reunion-- it's always my favorite episode of the season,
always.
It's probably the most anxiety-inducing for you.
It's horrible.
Do you show up and think this is going to be [BLEEP] awesome.
I'm going to get her.
Never.
Or are you showing up thinking, please don't come after me.
Never.
You know everyone is coming after you.
Someone's coming after you, no matter what.
Who do you think gets it the worst?
Depends on the season.
It depends on the season.
Who do you think deserves it the most?
Depends on the season.
There's been seasons where I knew that I was going
to have people coming after me.
And there's been seasons where I knew I had to confront people
about things.
And no matter what seat you're in, it doesn't feel good.
It's hard.
But you get those phones ready, right?
You've got those text messages and those blogs ready.
Lisa did a print-out.
I had a print-out of these farm workers.
Proof, baby, you know what I've learned on this show,
is you've got to have receipts.
You do have to have receipts, but--
Oh, that's what you were saying.
You got to have receipts!
You gotta have receipts!
Your taglines-- do you write those taglines?
Please tell me--
Sometimes.
Do you?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Some I've done, some they've done.
I don't have to buy it, because I already own it.
That was from a fan.
See, that's a good one.
A fan went up to a friend of mine in a store in Oklahoma
and said, I have a good tagline I heard from Kyle Richards.
And she came up with, I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can only spot a fake.
Oh, you might be using that tagline again this year.
Oh-- you heard it here first.
Anyway.
So, little game, because you are a QVC maven.
I've got a couple of things in here,
and I want you to sell them to the camera,
as if you're selling them on QVC.
Let's get the hustle on.
First one, whatever you want.
Guys, wait a second.
Hold on.
This is the most amazing fidget spinner
you've ever seen in your life, because, wait for it--
Ellen's face is on it.
Are you kidding me?
Kyle, look at that.
I mean, you can do so many things with it.
What can you do?
You can do this.
You can do-- I don't know, the other hand.
It's amazing.
OK, these are the softest, most delicious--
feel these, Kyle.
Delicious-- delicious is not the word
I would have used to describe a pair of boxers, but.
--of boxer.
This is really going to keep everything intact.
It is amazing.
Packed in there.
It's the softest waist-band.
It's whisper waist-band.
You will never even feel it.
And this is your last one.
OK, are you kidding me?
Have you ever seen a cuter piggy bank in your life, Kyle?
Never.
Because wait a second--
not only does it say Ellen, which
makes it worth a lot of money.
How cute is this in your kid's bedroom?
It could have been the butt that was plugged,
but it's the nose, which is what I think is really, really cute.
I like that a lot.
How cute is this, you guys?
I've never seen anything cuter in my life.
You need like 100 of these.
100 of them?
Job well done.
It's great as Christmas gifts.
Oh my God, my mom, Lois, loves pigs.
And they're good luck.
And she collects them, and they're good luck.
So Bravo to this pick.
Listen--
All right.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
We're going to run out of products.
They're flying off the shelves.
Big thanks to Kyle and Lisa.
Thank you so much for joining me in the cubicle today.
And comment below to tell us what you think.
Yes.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]