Your final test is a duel.
And, as a special treat, you may choose your opponent.
[music playing]
Mm.
[music playing]
Point and choose.
So, you're saying whoever I point to...
that's the person I get to fight?
Choose wisely.
I... choose... you.
[chuckles] Wrong... choice.
[cracking]
[grunting] Ha!
Uh.
[music playing]
[screaming]
Uh.
[dramatic music playing]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Uh.
[laughing]
You used to be the pride of the Fire Nation,
our top general, the Dragon of the West.
Now, look at you.
Look what you've become.
[door closing]
[music playing]
[grunting]
[music playing]
This is it. This must be where I come in.
[music playing]
I flew all over town,
but I couldn't find a single earthbending master!
Here it comes.
You can't find an earthbending master
in the sky. You have to look underground.
[laughing]
Who are you?
My name's Toph, because it sounds like "tough",
and that's just what I am.
Wait a minute.
I sound like... a guy...
a really buff guy.
Well, Toph, what you hear up there is the truth.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Are you kidding me?
I wouldn't have cast it any other way.
[chuckles]
At least it's not a flying bald lady.
So, you're blind?
[chuckles] I can see you doing that.
I see everything that you see except I don't see like you do.
I release a sonic wave from my mouth.
[screaming]
There. I got a pretty good look at you.
[shrieking]
My friend here is not a music lover.
Give me the money or else--
Or else what, hoodlum?
[music playing]
[laughing]
Since you're obviously fresh off the boat,
let me explain a couple things.
You're in Triple Threat Triad territory,
and we're about to put you in the hospital.
You're the only ones
who are going to need a hospital.
And for your sake, I hope there's one nearby.
Who do you think you are?
Why don't you come and find out.
[grunting]
Uh.
[fighting]
What just happened?
Did she just earthbend?
[groaning]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Can she firebend, too?
Could she be?
[grunting]
[groaning]
[chuckles]
Got an idea about who I am now, chumps?
Hey, beach bums, we're playing next.
Ty Lee, get over here, now!
[music playing]
[giggling]
Come one, come all and witness The Amazing Airbenders!
An airbending show that will leave you breathless...
with wind!
First up, the tattooed master himself,
you know him as the son of Avatar Aang,
he shaves every hair on his head, every single day!
It's the one, the only guy
with an arrow pointing to his nose, Tenzin!
[chattering]
[cheering]
[dinging]
Round one: The Boulder vs. The Big Bad Hippo!
[growling]
Listen up, Hippo.
You may be big, but you ain't bad!
The Boulder's gonna win this in a landslide!
Hippo... mad!
[chirping]
[grunting]
Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen!
The Hippo is rocking the boat!
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunting]
The Boulder wins!
[cheering]
How about The Boulder? He's got some good moves.
I don't know.
Bumi said I need a teacher who listens to the earth.
He's just listening to his big muscles.
What do you think, Sokka?
[cheering]
You're too late, Nuktuk.
Soon my doomsday device will shoot this block of ice
into the Earth's core, freezing the entire planet,
and I will be ruler of Ice Earth!
[laughing]
I don't think so.
[mumbling]
[music playing]
I don't think so.
[screaming]
[fighting]
Uh. [screaming]
[splashing]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Mister President, get back, I'm here to help.
[ripping]
[cracking]
[music playing]
Looks like there's no where to go.
Momo, time for you to go.
[chirping]
[deep breathing]
[rumbling]
[music playing]
[groaning]
Now! Destroy the Avatar!
[grunting]
[groaning]
[music playing]
[gasping]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[music playing]
Come on out, little boy.
You're about to be--
[grunting]
[music playing]
[groaning]
[rumbling]
[music playing]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[groaning]
It's a knockout!
[cheering]
[music playing]
You look so different without your makeup...
and the new outfit.
That crabby lady makes
all the security guards wear them.
And look at you, sleeveless guy. Been working out?
Ah, I'll grab a tree branch
and do a few chin touches every now and then.
Nothing major.