- [Maddy] Have you ever been in a relationship
and you wanted to give your boo the boot?
- [Vena] Each one of these couple thinks
that one of them is going on a date with one of us.
- [Chico] The other one will be watching
and calling the shots from a secret location.
- [Karlous] At the end of the day,
we're going to grade them
and let them know if they're relationship material or not.
- Smash.
- I would say dash.
- Ladies and gentlemen, this is "Smash or Dash."
- [Vena] I'd like to smash.
- [Karlous] Who you gonna smash?
- [Vena] You.
- On this episode, we have Leandra.
Who thinks Danny might be a sex addict.
But they have undeniable chemistry.
Is this a fling, or do these two have a future?
- Hi.
- Tell us about yourself.
- Hey girl.
- I'm dating this guy named Danny?
- What's the issue?
- He's the sex addict.
- Time out, time out, time out.
- How you know?
So what makes you think that he is a sex addict?
- You're out in public.
Is he like, I want to go home and have sex?
- Every time we hang out, he's like, "Oh, can I get matta?"
Like matta is like...
- Sex.
- One of the other problems is that,
we've never been on a real date before.
Like we've never sat down and had dinner.
Like every time we hang out,
he either comes to my house or I go to his house.
So that's why I feel like
he's more inclined to want to have sex.
But like when, when certain things bother me,
like he just takes it as a joke.
So I want to know that he could be my go to person
in case I need anything.
- Beyond the .
- Yeah.
- "Beyond the ," my memoir.
- So girl, I'm gonna go on this date.
We gonna figure out if this dude is for you.
- He has like really chapped lips,
and you have to tell him yeah.
- You don't want chapped lips on your lips.
That's how your lips get chapped.
(Mischievous music)
- That's Danny?
- He's cute.
- Wow, let's get a close up of the lips.
- Who shaved his uni-brow?
- Look at him, local in the area.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- What's up. How are you?
- I'm doin' good.
- Damn, your lips are so chapped baby.
- What?
- V, be nice to meet you.
- How you doin' V? I'm Danny.
- Where you from?
- Queens, how bout you?
- I'm from Miami originally.
- That's down down south.
- Down down south.
You've been?
- Yeah.
- Not Miami, but down South on a woman.
- Oh, I thought you mean like down south,
like on a woman or something.
(laughter)
- You do that, you do that too?
- Huh?
- You be going down too?
- No habla ingles.
- Whatever.
- Hi guys, I'm Hannah, I'm gonna be your server.
- Hey Hannah, how are you?
Yes. Water.
- Thank you.
- Drip, drip, drip.
- You have very chapped lips.
- Wow.
- Everybody keeps sayin' that.
You gotta get your lips together.
Put somethin' on your lips.
- What she give him, some extra black?
- What is the this?
- Lube, lip lube.
- [Hannah] Yeah, they work great on my lips.
- Go ahead, put it on them lips.
How are you going to try
to eat somebody with them chapped lips?
- Hey man, they done let that boy rub lube on his lips.
- Wow.
- Is it really lube?
- So what's up, tell me about you.
So do you have sex a lot?
- Not really.
- No, he's lying.
- I wouldn't say that.
- You're not hot?
- No, I'm cold.
- I'm so hot.
(Sexy music)
- I'm hot.
Oh.
- You might need this.
- Oh my God.
Can you do it for me?
- Oh no problem.
- Can you do it?
- Oh wow. Look at him.
He's just like all up in here.
(group chatter)
- Napkin play.
He's a hoe.
- Here's a thick breast of chicken.
- Oh, octopus.
- Okay.
- It's a little too much teeth.
If I'm being honest.
- It's a little chewy, so.
- Oh, you mad, hungry.
What you go eat after the octopus?
- Depends, whatchu doin' after this?
- Whoa!
- Look, a sex addict.
- It's a sex addict.
- What would make you think that?
- Because all of a sudden,
I just put my feet on your
and you're going up like the airplane.
(laughter)
Let me feed you this chicken.
Please put some more on your lips.
They chapped still, put some more lube on it.
- Puttin' lube on his lips.
- He don't even know he really puttin' lube on his mouth.
Start getting emotional Vena.
(Emotional music)
- Look at his face.
- [Danny] You okay?
What happened?
- You don't understand my dog died of chapped lips.
- You don't understand.
My dog died of chapped lips.
So every time I see someone with chapped lips,
it's a problem for me.
- Was he a sex addict too?
- Flip on him about disrespecting your dog.
- You really disrespect my dog a minute ago?
I just told you my dog died.
You just said, was my dog is a sex addict?
Now that's an issue for me.
Why do you keep looking at my titties?
- I was lookin' at the V.
- If you want to look, no,
if you want to look at my titties let me know.
(Record scratch)
Whoa, now your breath is fire.
This smells like an old boot.
- Please don't do that, don't do that.
- You just did this and I just smell something.
Oh my God.
That is stinky.
- You are rotting from the inside.
- Rotten from the inside.
- Give me one second.
- Yeah, drink all the water up and take some lime.
No seriously, cause I know, I'm Jamaican.
Limes are...
- You just put a prayer too?
- Oh my gosh, foods.
- And then, we usually serve that hot,
but I did hear your breath was hot enough,
so you can warm it up.
(laughter)
Look, it's already melting just by speaking, so, great.
Do you have a girlfriend, by the way?
- I wish.
- [Hannah] You wish?
- Yeah.
- [Vena] You don't have a girlfriend?
- Nah.
- So you don't talk to anybody?
You don't have anybody special in your life.
- The girl I used to talk to, her name was Leandra.
- Used to talk to?
- Are you guys talkin', are you together?
Like, what are y'all doin?
- We were talking and I guess, I don't know.
I don't know yet. Right now.
I don't like her sometimes,
sometimes I do like her.
I don't know, It's weird.
- What's weird. - Wow.
- He was just asking me for sex in the car.
- So eat your food.
Oh, okay.
- I'm full.
- Go in and tell him his mom is outside to pick him up.
- Danny. Your mom was outside to pick you up.
- You're mom's here to pick you up?
- I'm just kidding.
You're fine.
I just wanted to come back and play with him a little bit.
- Oh my God. Hannah, you touched it.
It's okay. You haven't washed my hands in like five years.
- Oh my God.
(laughter)
Oh my God. Look at it.
It looks so much better already.
- I think it was the lube.
- So Hannah, can you just give us a second?
- Yeah no problem.
- We're just gonna definitely.
Well, I mean, I know you want to smash me of course.
- Of course.
- But that's not going to happen.
- Okay.
- But I do have a surprise for you.
- What's that?
- You just gotta follow me.
- Let's do it.
Stop touching my booty.
Stop touching my booty, look what's poppin on.
(group chatter)
Look what's who's watching.
- She's pissed.
- Hey Leandra.
- How was your date with Vena?
- It was great.
- We know.
- So Danny, Leandra called for us
to figure out if your boyfriend material.
Now we gonna figure if we gonna smash or we gonna...
(clicks)
- I told 'em before we even started
you wasn't boyfriend material.
That was before I even saw you.
- Oh why?
- Cause bro, you 19, you ain't gonna be for real about this.
- Yo, you told me you was 21!
What the hell?
- See, I got 'em!
- See, you're a liar.
- I would say dash.
- Leandra, you should smashed some chapstick onto his lips.
And if it's improved in a month,
then you can smash his again.
Otherwise, dash!
(laughter)
- What would you say Chico?
- Imma go dash.
Cause they just don't know what they got going on.
They both confused,
my man was just trying to stay out of trouble.
Now his lips smell like condom sex, it's not cool!
- I don't think he's loyal to you. I don't.
I think he's still out here trying to chase,
and kind of figure it all out.
- Yeah, he couldn't even talk about me to you.
- Okay. Well I gotta say dash.
- So we gonna say dash.
And that's how we do it here on "Smash or Dash."
Danny dash.
- The crew told me dash
and honestly I think I'm going to pass on Danny.
Like maybe in the future we could reconnect
if he's more mature, but for now he's not my cup of tea.