WELCOME BACK.
IT IS 12:27 ON OUR LIVE SHOW HERE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN.
MY NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY WRITER, ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO
NOW STARS IN "BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIE$."
PLEASE WELCOME PAUL F.
TOMPKINS.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> GET MYSELF -- >> THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
FIRST QUESTION, OBVIOUSLY, IS MAY I RUB YOUR VELVET JACKET?
>> BUT, OF COURSE, YOU MAY.
>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD.
THAT IS FANTASTIC.
LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU WERE IN THE VERY RICH SORT OF BLACK
WATCH PLAID.
>> THAT'S CORRECT.
>> Stephen: YOU LOOKED LIKE A SCOTTISH KING FROM THE FUTURE.
>> FROM THE FUTURE!
>> Stephen: A SCOTTISH KING WOULD WEAR A KILT.
>> I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A KINGLY QUALITY ABOUT YOU.
>> OF COURSE, I CO!
>> Stephen: ARE YOU A GOOD KING OR A BAD THING, PAUL?
>> THAT'S FOR HISTORY TO DECIDE.
AND THE FUTURE.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF THE FUTURE, HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING
THE CAMPAIGN, THE 2016 CAMPAIGN?
>> I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS ELECTION.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT LIKE I WOULD WATCH A HOROMOVIE.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT I'M IN.
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO IT'S GOING TO END.
AND I'M VERY SCARED OF ONE POSSIBLE OUTCOME.
LIKE ONE OF THOSE KIND OF HORROR MOVIE S.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THOSE?
IS ONE OF THEM LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S OKAY," AND ONE IS
TERRIFYING.
OR ONE IS A HAPPY ENDING AND ONE IS--
>> ONE'S LIKE, "HEY, THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE.
I'M GLAD I WATCHED THROUGH THE SCARY PARTS FOR THAT VERY
SATISFYING ENDING."
AND ONE IS LIKE, "I WANT MY MONEY BACK FROM THAT MOVIE
BECAUSE I DIED IN IT."
>> Stephen: YOU WATCHED THE DEBATE TONIGHT.
>> I DID WATCH THAT DEBATE TONIGHT.
I'M STILL MAD ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: WHO TOOK THE TROPHY HOME?
>>IC IT WAS PENCE.
I THINK NOT ONLY DID HE TAKE THE TROPHY HOME, HE CEEND OF LOOKS
LIKE A TROPHY.
DO YOU WHAT I MEAN?
HE'S VERY SMOOTH AND SHINY.
HE'S GOT THAT METALLIC HAIR, WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE HAIR ON A
TROVE GLE YEAH.
>> EVEN THE TEXT, IT LOOKS LIKE-- LIKE CARVED INTO HIS
HEAD.
I THINK IT'S A GOOD LOOK, GUY S.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE COMPLIMENTING HIM IS WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING?
>> IT'S NOT AN INSULT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO INSULT THE CANDIDATES OR ELSE
I'M IN HUGE TROUBLE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIE$."
"BAJILLIONDOLLAR PROPERTIE$" IT'S ON SEESO, WHICH A STREAMING SITE.
>> IT'S A STREAMING PLATFORM, GUYS.
GET USED TO IT.
IT'S 2016.
>> Stephen: IF IT YOU PLAY AN ECCENTRIC MULTI-MILLION-ARY REAL
ESTATE DEVELOPER.
>> YES, HIS NAME IS DEAN ROSE DRAGON.
>> Stephen: THAT'S HIS ACTUAL NAME.
>> THAT'S HIS ACTUAL NAME, AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
AND HE IS SOMEONE WHO SAYS THINGS THAT MAY BE TRUE OR HE
MAY BE AN INSANE PERSON.
>> Stephen: LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WE KNOW.
>> LIKE ANOTHER MULTI-MILLIONAIRE BUSINESS
PERSON WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP RIGHT HERE.
>> WHAT!
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.
>> THIS IS EXCITING!
( LAUGHTER ) THI>> Stephen: THIS IS A CLIP--
>> STEPHEN, THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP OF MY TV SHOW.
>> Stephen: THIS IS DEAN ROSE DRAGON EXPLAINING SOMETHING.
>> GLENN, AS YOU BE, I AM AN ECACCEPT THE RICK MILLIONAIRE.
>> YES.
>> AND IT IS MY WHIM TO PAY YOU A LITTLE BIT EXTRA FOR AN
ADDITIONAL JOB.
>> OH.
>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PRETEND TO BE MY SON.
TELL EVERYONE THAT I'M YOUR FAWCT.
IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU SAY YES, DEAN IS MY DAD, AND I AM HIS
SON.
>> WOW, WOW.
THIS IS A DREAM CAPITOL HILL TRUE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A FUN JOB.
>> NO, GLENN, IT IS NOT A DREAM COME TRUE.
IT'S THE TRUTH.
DEAN IS YOUR FATHER.
>> YES, HE IS MY FATHER.
>> DEAN, HE'S REALLY YOUR FATHER.
>> THIS IS A GOOD TEST RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
>> THIS ISN'T A TEST.
>> YOU'RE DOING SMASHING.
VERY GOOD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: YOU REALLY ARE.
HE DOES SEEM INSANE.
>> HE'S AN INSANE MAN.
BUT SOME THINGS ARE TRUE.
>> Stephen: WHAT COW MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S A ZEN CODE.
HE'S AN INSANE MAN BUT SOME OF THE INSANE THINGS HE DOES ARE
TRUE?
>> PERHAPS THEY ARE.
>> Stephen: YOU REALLY SOUND LIKE YOU'RE LOSING A DEBATE
RIGHT NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) BY THE WAY, ONE MORE THING ABOUT
THE DEBATE-- THIS AUDIENCE IS ALLOWED TO REACT.
THE AUDIENCE IS NOT ALLOWED TO REACT IN THESE PRESIDENTIAL AND
VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, UNLIKE THE PRIMARIES.
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER-- WE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED
THIS DEBATE MORE IF THE AUDIENCE HAD BEEN ALLOWED TO CLAP AND
CHEER AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
>> AFTER THAT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WHICH WAS SO-- I WAS VERY
ENERVATED AFTER WATCHING THAT DEBATE.
>> Stephen: IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?
>> IT'S-- OH.
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS ALL WOUND UP AFTERWARDS.
>> Stephen: OKAY, SURE.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD BUT I WAS CERTAINLY WOUND
UP AFTERWARDS.
AND THAT WAS EXCITING.
NO MATTER HOW YOU FELT ABOUT WHICH EVER CANDIDATE I THINK
THAT WAS A VERY EXCITING DEBATE TO WATCH.
AND THEN WATCHING THIS ONE AFTER THAT WAS LIKE IF YOU SAW BEYONCE
OPEN FOR THE LUMINEERS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: A FINE BAND.
>> THEY'RE A FINE BAND!
>> Stephen: THEY'RE A FINE BAND.
>> THEY'RE A FINE BAND.
THEY SHOULDN'T BE FOLLOWING BEYONCE, THOUGH.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
PLEASE COME ON THE SHOW, LUMINEERS.
HE SAID IT.
I DIDN'T SAY IT.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
ONE LAST RUB?
THANK YOU.
"BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIE$" SECOND SEASON PREMIERES OCT 13
ON SEESO, PAUL F. TOMPKINS EVERYBODY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.