what are you doing hi honey good morning i'm almost done getting ready then we can start
the tick tocks for the day so help yourself to some coffee or tea and i'll be right up
okay i am ready you talked to your brother recently because i just know he's
dying to talk to you oh oh my gosh the pearly birthday presents came
back come on honey i swear that boy is never on time
oh my god my earrings can you grab my earrings please the silver ones on my dresser then your
father will tuck you in like that but that's okay i was more very sure i had enough of this enough
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what a long day at work guess i'll go into my ice cream just hang out the door behind me
no no no you don't sleep in there it's so fun there's some football
pete there's no room to play football up there peter peter help us out oh my god
where's the camera oh my god mom hey mom yeah i just can't get my hand i was trying to wash
your vase what did you do i don't know but can you um yeah don't pull don't pull okay
don't pull it maybe a twist maybe try and use the soap or something i don't know
what do you think yeah let's try that get it to the sides and then the other side
washing your face what are you doing hey mom you ready yes just stretching let's go all right
come on slowpoke that's cheating no it's not so i know everyone's super obsessed with my
secret bedroom ice cave but there's more to my apartment than just that if you venture to this
side of my apartment past my bamboo sticks and i pipe ladder you'll find something very unexpected
sit down give me your phone give me your phone equity room oh my god seriously
and that's how you do it you got to get the respect of your kids and then you take away
their electronics they can't snap their friends anymore that's all you got to do pretty easy
this early i think i know what that sound was in my body earlier what
sorry i guess you could be done like that
oh what are you doing even do that let me rub your shoulders
i was wrong i'm sorry those jeans
what is that it's your valentine's day
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yeah let's do the tree first okay yeah
are you gonna take off your mask while you're here or what i mean
i just don't want to risk exposure are you getting sick i don't know
i'm not gonna cover anything i sometimes have to plug my nose okay whatever works thank you
yeah i think he likes you i think he likes you too
oh 12 grams of protein eating my tea let me finish reading
no pete why would you do that to yourself it's permanent
it's hidden the scars inside my nose who's going to look at my nose i look up your nose every
you do a day one
hey i thought you ate all those already that's what you told me put them down
put them down oh my gosh that is disgusting peter get over here get over here
so when i was a kid my family and i all went to this amusement park and i really wanted to ride
this insane looking roller coaster of course because i'm an adrenaline junkie and it was
back then and so i finally get to the front of the line and uh the guys say i'm sorry you can't ride
this ride you're a little too short but if you bring a parent or a guardian then they can ride
with you and i told them i'm sorry but my parents are smaller than me so how can i ride the ride and
they just started laughing at me so rude yeah they literally i mean i was pissed yeah and so i went
to tell her i want to tell her and i decided i was going to go over there and have a talk
with them so i went over and i said oh so you said you needed a parent to ride with him so here i am
but it backfired i not only well i got to go on the ride but the backfiring part was that i almost
died because i almost fell off i was hanging on for dear life the whole time since my mom is
obsessed with yellowstone park i made her a geyser in the backyard what is this look at all of that
but little did you know it was actually for a prank i wrote the exhibit caption thingy smaller
and smaller so all her attention would be reading that giving me the opportunity to make my moves
so i just got pulled over for speeding um and yeah and the cop um was gonna give me a ticket but i
told him that you fell in the driveway so he's following me home actually i'm like two blocks
away can you please just lay in the driveway and pretend like you fell oh my gosh pete i can't do
that i mean otherwise i'm going to pay 200 bucks please just just one time please oh my gosh
fine fine okay thank you okay i'll see you in a sec we'll see in a sec sorry thank you
mom there's no pump is there you're doing this for a tick tock aren't you but what if there was
what the heck mom had to prank on my mom okay ready yeah okay this is gonna be a trend
where i teach you how to laugh so um it's gonna be called the fake laugh
so are you gonna be part of this too so uh so i'm gonna have you start i think
oh crap
i'm here
what is that about
ah