china's nuclear weapons are garbage but
dangerous
china hides all information about its
nuclear weapons
they do often have these knock-off
soviet-style military parades where they
will show off their icbm launchers and
nuclear capable missiles and that type
of thing but
they keep it a deep and dark secret as
to the type and how many nuclear
warheads they have
and there's a good reason why they keep
this secret as we'll find out in this
video before we talk about hydrogen
bombs let's talk about china's
hydrogen-powered tractors
now stick with me this is important
china's state media cgtn is the
mouthpiece of the communist party of
china it is directly controlled by the
ccp themselves so when cgtn's tech show
puts out a video about china's amazing
new hydrogen-powered smart tractors this
is what the government wants you to see
[Applause]
[Music]
a tractor driven by hydrogen fuel cells
and that is autonomous here we see
cgtn's state reporter joe ichio
now she tells us about how amazing this
new technology is in a bid to showcase
china's fantastic technological leaps
forward
we're shown proof of it working and even
a technical computer generated breakdown
of the tractor
but guess what
it's all [ __ ] yes you heard me
complete and utter [ __ ] one of our
subscribers who actually works in 3d
animation found these assets online as
part of a seven dollar asset pack
and was able to recreate this fake
tractor in fact he created a
fake hydrogen-powered cow this whole
tractor design is just a fake
china's hydrogen-powered tractor
is a fake pile of nonsense that doesn't
do anything other than ensure investment
money pours in and is wasted on
corruption they threw together these
pathetic prototypes that can't even plow
in a straight line and the fake 3d
computer schematic so that the rest of
the world would look at it and say wow
china really is advanced and cutting
edge
so what does this have to do with
nuclear weapons you might ask
simple
just like with the fake tractor the
chinese government always overstates its
capabilities especially militarily
deterrence through faking it is the
strategy in fact one could say that the
chinese government is just like one of
those caterpillars that pretend to be a
snake to scare off predators
the idea is to look dangerous capable
and fierce in order to hide your
weakness and scare your enemy away
and yes i did just compare the chinese
government to a caterpillar that mimics
a snake
let's move on the thing is
the international community both
underestimates and sharply overestimates
china's military capabilities
about a year ago intelligence
communities around the world were in
shock as it was observed that china was
kicking its nuclear weapons manufacture
into overdrive
building hundreds of new silos under
cover of secrecy inflating huge domes
over their construction sites in order
to conceal what they were building
underneath from satellites
this really shocked the international
community and there was a slew of panic
reporting about china's growing nuclear
threat
now of course it is alarming that china
decided to focus on building up its
nuclear arsenal but one has to keep in
mind that it's because china had a piss
poor collection of nuclear warheads to
begin with even now experts estimate
that china's nuclear warhead stockpile
is probably around 400 and that's
compared to the usa's five and a half
thousand odd warheads
china's nuclear weapons program is also
a ridiculous circus
born out of envy and insecurity
china begged the soviets to give them
atomic weapons and soviet scientists did
begrudgingly teach china how to search
for uranium in xinjiang and how to build
nuclear weapons
but at the last minute pulled out
realizing that it probably wasn't the
best idea to have a ridiculous murdering
dictator of a neighbor armed with
nuclear weapons this led to crazy mao's
paranoid scramble to become a nuclear
power he built this underground city
beneath the streets of beijing because
he feared a nuclear attack from the
soviets because now instead of sucking
up to the soviets who he
greatly admired in the past he was now
treating them as an enemy and some sort
of a traitor to communism because of the
way the soviet union was going
anyway china did eventually catch up
using what the soviets had taught them
using what the soviet scientists had
left behind they figured out how to make
the nuclear bomb in the most ridiculous
dog and pony show you've ever seen the
chinese nuclear weapons program
was more about praising mao zedong
german now has taught us that when the
enemy sharpens his sword we must sharpen
our sword
preparations for our nation's first
nuclear test are intensely underway
mao zedong's thoughts guide us in all
our work
our great teacher great leader great
commander and great helmsman chairman
now
the great leadership of chairman mao
the comrades raise high the great red
flag of mao zedong's ideology
creatively study and apply chairman
mao's works
chairman now said
spiders armed with mao zedong's thought
are not deterred by any difficulty the
great red flag of mao zedong's thought
creatively studied and used chairman
mao's works
this is a gigantic success of mao
zedong's thought
long live the chinese communist party
long-lived chairman now
[Applause]
but you know what they did finally
become a nuclear power and it was
celebrated across the entire of china
and although mao zedong had called
nuclear weapons a paper tiger in the
past
saying on numerous occasions that he
didn't care about nuclear war because
china's population was so big that even
if half of all chinese people were
killed in a nuclear war there would
still be enough left over for them to
keep fighting he very much did not care
about killing his own people that
disgusting man
anyway china became a nuclear power but
the tests that they ran during their
nuclear tests were absolutely ridiculous
and must have resulted in untold
needless deaths as they were doing all
sorts of irresponsible pointless tests
such as growing food in irradiated soil
from the test sites to prove that
nuclear power wasn't as dangerous as the
soviets warned and subjecting random
animals to the blasts and radiation just
to say that everything is okay because
the chickens at the test sites laid eggs
gall glory to mao
that kind of nonsense
these chickens even laid eggs after the
nuclear explosion
anyway i think you may get to where i'm
going with this by keeping a tight lid
on the amount of nuclear warheads they
have
china keeps the rest of the world on
edge
after all nuclear weapons are the most
terrible and destructive man-made weapon
and a force that threatens incredible
devastation
even a poorly armed and badly trained
nuclear power is still to be treated as
a serious threat
speaking of poorly armed and badly
trained nuclear powers north korea
actually gets all of its missile launch
vehicles from china
because china sells it to them as
logging vehicles which they then
retrofit and turn into launch platforms
yeah i'm pretty sure china knows what
it's doing when it sells these things to
north korea their little brother the
thing is that with china we have to
realistically see what they're doing and
stop falling for their relentless
facades and boastful self-aggrandizing
my point here is that the world needs to
wake up and stop miscalculating china
china's military is absolutely far
far worse than you may think especially
after seeing all of their fancy
propaganda and parades
it's corrupt and lacks any real world
experience and compared to most modern
militaries in the world really is a joke
but this joke is getting serious
and we need all eyes in the world to
start keeping a close watch china is a
rising threat with an ever-expanding
military with ever expanding colonial
and expansionistic ambitions
you may not think that china wants war
with your country
but china absolutely is at war with your
country it may not be a kinetic war
but china is conducting cyber
economic cultural legal and full
spectrum war against you and your
country it's time to start treating the
chinese government for what they are
and that is an aggressor
stealing technology
undermining our educational systems
taking advantage of our systems meddling
in politics
in entertainment and in our way of life
stay vigilant
and
stay awesome
they cheer fervently because the nuclear
weapons in the hands of the chinese
people are ones to be used for inspiring
the revolutionary people in the world to
struggle against the united states
this is a victory of mao zedong's
thought