[Upbeat music]
[Mild twerking]
Helllllo
It's been years, years since people have been fortunate to see my phone's videos
Good for them
I miss our deep connection
I miss that how they say: Kourosh you and I share the same mentality!
Kourosh you just have bunch of sausage video in your phone - We share the same taste and interests
Sausage
Today I'm gonna show you a combination of Instagram and Tiktok videos
God help us all -Shall we?
Shall we hop on the first video?
Let's go
He's eating so beautiful
Is that a wedding?
I love this part
[Throws gang sign]
What's this!
Did you see the moves?
Look, you're such a..
Guys this is the real Mia
I show her a funny video and nothing
What was going on?!
She's like:
were did you find this and why did you save it?
Did you see the sign?
I want them in my wedding
At least 5 of them
Let's see the next video
Look look he's trying to get in
He didn't
He's done
What happened to him?
Did the door hit his temple?
The door hit him like this
It was like GTA
let's move on
Mia what's your opinion about this one?
Am I supposed to crave chicken?
No it's more like annoying
Look
Isn't it annoying?!
What's wrong with him? -Why he did this to those sauces?
Why he did this to those sauces?
Why he didn't sauce his chicken like a human -All of them got on his thump
He wasted all of those sauces
I'm so sad about those wasted sauces
Mia this is a fresh genre that I've recently found
And to be honest I don't know how I put it into words
You should watch it
Shall we?
He shoved a pipe through some ceilings to get there
She blew something to him
He opened it
Found a message in it under a microscope
then she's like: What did you do?
and trapped him in there
The he spit his teeth
and bit the puppy's booty
and that thing broke it
She found out
He ran away and got his teeth back
He jumps in his car
And she gets in her bike
When did she had the time to change?
Then follows him
He gets out and look what he got
He dropped a bomb thing there
I don't know what was it tbh -It'll blow up!
Look look look
He pushed the button
What's happening?!
She got the exhaust pipe
and sucked some gas to put in there
and made a smoke machine -What's going on!
To get rid of them
DID YOU SEE?
Was it good?
It was awesome!
You watched an entire movie in 10 seconds
It was artistic, I wanna make a video like that
I have no idea what was going on
You didn't follow the story? It was so obvious
So obvious
Let's move on
Was that her mom?
Check this out
[Fazlija - Helikopter]
The fan's attacking him! - I Don't watch if it hits him
There isn't a guard on the fan
Why he's trying to push it with his feet! that's even worse!
Why you've saved these videos!!
To be honest I just saved it for the music
I love this music
[Fazlija - Helikopter]
Isn't it great?
You see the kitty?
You always get excited when you see a cat, why didn't you like this?
He was shaking the kitty!
I thought you like this type of videos
He
took care of this pigeon for 6 months since it couldn't fly
in his home
Is it a pigeon or a towel?
No no there's pigeon in there
It wants to fly after 6 months
How could heeee
It perished
hit the glass and perished
did you see that?
Did you?
hit the glass like this and peris..
Do you know Davood Khodadoost? [A humanoid vacuum cleaner that devours everything, mostly plants]
He already got a bootleg version -Of course I know him, you showed me his videos for like 35 million times!
Look
They're two davood khodadoosts
Two of them, You see?
Double Davood
And these two have millions of views!
Why Davood Khodadoost doesn't?
Davood if you see this video, let's bite on apple like this
I saved this one for you
Are you sure about that?
What a cute animal
HE'S SO SLUDGY AND..
Why it's over so soon?
Did you see how..
That stupid garbage movie was like half an hour and this was so short!
Did you see how cute it was?
Now in the next video we'll see how to..
..cook them
Really?
Big up to anyone who made this one
[This is a remake of one the gems of Iranian cinema, Mozahemat by Iraj Maleki]
Imma leave then, Bye
Wassup gorgeous, hop on for a ride
You see the characters -Leave me alone,beat it-
It's from Iraj Maleki's movie but with Spongebob and..
What's wrong Mitra?
Check this out -These dudes are harassing me-
Get lost you idiots
By the way Maryam?
What?
Why didn't they harass you tho?
I don't know, you should've asked themselves
Jerk, stop joking around
I'm serious
I've told you for like 100 times but you don't listen
What do you mean?
If you wear proper clothes this wouldn't happen
I don't know
Maybe you're right
What's this video!
Wasn't it odd?!
Did you see the dancing at the end?
It was absolutely amazing -10 out of 10
10 out of 10
It was really good
I really liked this one
both video and music
He goes jet skiing with his grandma
Could she
She's using a wheelchair *Walker*
Watch it till the end
She drowned
She fell in..
Did you see how cool she was driving?
Did you see her swimming?
Why they're recording her instead of helping her?
For them views Mia, Viewsss
I'd do the same if she was my Grandma
* Gotta get that bread #Securethebag #nojudgement *
That's a fact
A FACT
I like this one because it's outside the box
You say this about all of them
Vertical Sandwich Mia!
Isn't it awesome!
Why you make a sandwich like this when you can make it like this!
The Ham was horizontal
Yea but the bread..
You don't get this
You're still trapped inside a box Mia
Look at the tap
Check out the design
Why the sink was so tiny?
I really liked this one
It was good
You're not excited enough!
Guys I wish you wee here with me instead of her
Instead of this block of ice! -It was aight
Instead of this concrete made thing
concrete
Have you ever laughed in your life?
Kourosh my IQ level has dropped after watching your videos
I know what you need
Sausage videos! SAUSAGE VIDEOS! -My creativity fountain dried out after watching these videos
From Tehran to Karaj [30 miles]
Marketing genius..
He's like this Krakow is bigger than my elbow
Marketing game is so different
The Krakow is from Tehran to Karaj!
The other one was firm and sturdy
This one's lanky and loose
Why they are doing this?
What's wrong with it?
Why tho?
It's so good
Why?
It's so cool
Why they play with them like that -It's so fun
Look at this one, I'm pretty sure you don't get it
But me and the boys will
It's going to spill on the table
No I just liked the Ninininini part
Anything happened?
Just say Nininininini
Just say it, it's so fun -Did I miss anything?
I know you like this one -You're in which part of the Tiktok?
One of those videos that Mia likes
You see how smart she is!
They're playing
Is she wearing a dress?
You see that she is wearing a dress!
Are you watching? look at them!
You saw that?
She got mad!
Mia check this out
The lower one will blow up!
Everything will blow up!
Oh it's gone
It went in someone's house!
He really enjoyed it! idiot!
Unbelievable!
Why he was so excited about it?!
This gentleman loves cooking
He really impressed I
Look look look
Look at his tongue
He is enjoying it
He wants to drink some of it
No no please don't! -Yeah yeah yeah
Please stop doing that to the milk -Do you like it like it like it?
You see..
You see how he does everything with a unique pzazz
Don't you.. No no no
He shoved the whole bag in the thing
You see how hygienic he is
What's this anyway?
He's so hygienic
Masala chai
I really like Masala chai
Not from now on tho
Why?
Why tho?
Because you saw someone making it passionately?
Yea it was a bit..
This is like the other one
I like the way of his cookin..
I like watching new cooking techniques
I've never seen someone pours soda in an omelet like this before
It'll be sweet right?
I don't know how many of you guys experienced this but
I've experienced this before
Sometimes we ask our moms where the Ketchup is?
and she says in the fridge
and you look for it but you can't find it
AND SHE COMES AND FINDS IT
How it's possible?
Or like whenever you lose something your Mom finds it for you
Exactly!
I be like Mom where's my playstation controller
She says under your desk
you look but you can't see it
but when she comes there it is
This is exactly it
This is the Mom's POV
He asked her mom where's the Ketchup
Look how she finds it
She summoned it from thin air
How they do this? -No idea
It says one of the saddest moments in the history
He's trying to get his Mom some juice
For himself and his Mom
Trying to pour for both of them
He poured really well
When I was a kid or even now I'd pour the juice all over the place
A glass for himself and one for his mom
His doing we..
He dropped it
Now he wants to try again
For himself and his mom
since he dropped one
Poor thing
This dude..
Gets millions of views on Tiktok
And only for doing this
And I have no idea why
See if you get it, even I don't get this one!
That's it!
He eats food..
although he has a lovely face
But it's odd getting those view doing this
Does this means I get those views if I do this?
Tomorrow I'll make a Tiktok like this
I have no idea what's going on
You're a Boomer
You're such a Boomer
You don't share the same sense of humor as us
you boomer
You just ruined my mood today
You killed my vibe -I'll have nightmares for a week
You're just dragging me down
I prepared you all kinds of video
from all of the world
Your videos were the worst thing I've seen in my life
We had cooking
driving
Sausages!
What do you want?
I don't get it
maybe they do
Guy only you get me in this world
There wasn't enough kitties in it
Only you understand me
I'm Mia, Thanks for watching
Don't forget to kiss the bell
Byyeeeee
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