hey guys welcome back to foreign reacts today we're gonna be checking out a
really interesting video this one is titled portugal second
i was gonna read the entire title and i was like the moment i saw the number five i saw para
para i don't know what that is but since i don't know what that is we're gonna just
go with portugal second and um yeah i did a couple of these so if you want to check out
the other versions that i've done america first uh finland second netherlands second
um i don't remember the other ones but i know i did a couple of them so you guys can just check
the channel you can put in america first and set whatever country second and put foreign reacts and
if you put foreign reacts in google you should see the video pop up but um yeah i'm moving to europe
so shout out to all you guys and um if you guys want to check out the other channel a link for the
channel will be in the comment section my social media as well my instagram i can go check it out
as well but either ways man we gonna get right into this video so uh let's get right into it
continue continuing
foreign
from this day forward it's going to be only america first america first
dear mr president welcome to hey hold on
into this introduction video about portugal
okay okay okay it's the same thing i had to run through it because i didn't want to waste your
time watching this video so it is pretty good still i thought it was just gonna be her talking
you know about the netherlands video but it's not so yeah we scrub through that now let's go right
back to it about the netherlands it's gonna be a great video it's gonna be absolutely fantastic
we totally understand it's going to be america first but can we just say the netherlands second
m
whatever
dear mr president welcome to this introduction video about portugal
all right we were born in 1143 meaning that we are one of the oldest nations in the world
it's amazing how old we are we should be dating your wife it's true we should
wow oh my gosh wow okay okay all right all right oh my okay oh all right oh okay
i can't believe they just said that but oh my gosh our founding father and first king fought his own
mother a turtle [ __ ] and kicked the arabs off what was to become our land yeah he totally kicked
them all the arabs we know what you're thinking our first king would be a great secretary of
defense he's dead now say 60 of americans think that portugal is a province of spain they probably
voted for you hey you know at least one portuguese dude in fact he used to work in the white house
we're talking about bo the portuguese water dog look under your desk beau left a steamy present
for you you're welcome 500 years ago we used to divide the world with spain so yeah we were huge
a gigantic superpower okay today we are european champions in football that's right the real
football not soccer your football is fake the rest of the world loves a sport played with the feet
you toss a brown egg around with your hands and call it football it's a fraud i guess the helmets
you use didn't prevent severe brain damage oh and yeah we don't use helmets because we're not [ __ ]
portuguese is the fifth most spoken language in the world we even have a word so
it does not translate in any language but we can assure you
that soda is something that billions of people are feeling right now about barack obama
god bless none we abolished slavery in 1751. more than 100 years before the united states
deal with it and consider doing the same in your company well your son's company
we taught brazil how to speak portuguese they taught us about carnaval unfortunately
we celebrate carnaval in the middle of the freaking winter so it ends up with a
bunch of perverts watching half-naked ladies soaking in the rain what no you're different
you would love it our national song is called fato amalio was our biggest diva okay singing
heartbrokenly about pain suffering and abuse we'll send some cds over to melania she'll love it but
we are more similar than you might think we also had a lunatic running for president dino de runs
didn't win but the guy who did like you also used to be a tv star you have the trump tower we have
the balaam tower the best monument in the world seriously the best it's fantastic eiffel tower
was close but we beat the french in the european final our current prime minister was also elected
without the majority of popular vote he built this thing called shirongosa forming a government
which includes socialist left-wing extremists the communists and the environment-oriented parties
if you have any problems with putin which you will immediately call antonio costa
there's nothing he can't fix okay don't worry he's not an indian you kill them all remember
but we do have your worst nightmare a black woman as secretary of justice
and a former prime minister jose sukreitz
who was arrested okay you can take him to help build the wall free of charge take them
finally please consider this there are around two million portuguese living
in the usa we are buddies in nato and you even have a military base in one of our islands we
fully get that america comes first but seriously screw the dutch they're more orange than you
portugal second thank you for watching and remember we have the best weather in the world
it's true and huge beautiful enormous beaches you don't even need to bring your spray tan
portugal's great it's huge it's tremendous that's wild that was beautiful i i'm gonna give it to you
that was really beautiful they came out with this one swinging they they really they really
slapped that one that that was that was beautiful i enjoyed it definitely i definitely enjoyed it
i could let me know about the existence part though where you were talking about portugal
the existence hop that they're one of the oldest countries that one kind of slapped me in terms
of history but y'all let me know though um yeah but we out of here guys until next time peace