Announcer: AT SLUGBURGER.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE MEGA MOLLUSK DELUXE FOR SO LONG.
Witchy: NEXT!
ONE MEGA MOLLUSK DELUXE AND A BELCH ZERO, PLEASE.
PROHYAS, YA BEAN CURD.
I JUST SOLD YA YOUR SANDWICH 10 MINUTES AGO.
ONLY ONE PER CUSTOMER.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE. WE'RE BUSY.
[ CREAK, SHATTER ]
I'M BAFFLED AND SANDWICHLESS.
UNH. IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST WHIP UP SOMETHING YUMMY WITH A FOOD MAGISWORD.
Announcer: GIANT EGG MAGISWORD.
HARD BOILED!
IT'S NOT GONNA HATCH. IT'S COVERED IN A LITTLE SALT.
I'VE LOST TWICE.
Announcer: AT MOUNT MA'ALL, AT THE PRINTED PAGE BOOKSHOP.
HELLO, NOVILLE.
H-H-HI, MISS VAMBRE.
I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT TO READ
"VERONICA VICTORIOUS AND THE AMPERSAND CASTLE."
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU AGAIN SO SOON.
DID YOU MISS ME OR SOMETHING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU CALLED ME ON THE MAGI-MOBILE, AND NOW I'M HERE.
BUT YOU JUST LEFT HERE 10 MINUTES AGO...
WITH YOUR "VERONICA VICTORIOUS" BOOK.
[ CREAK, SHATTER ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
I'M BAFFLED AND BOOKLESS.
BUUUUUUHHH.
DID YOU GET YOUR DUMB BURGER?
Both: NO, THEY SAID I ALREADY GOT IT. WEIRD.
DID YOU GET OUR ORDER AT RALPHIO'S YET?
NO? WELL, THEN.
LET'S GO TO RALPHIO'S.
SORRY. I NEEDED THAT TO STOP.
Both: MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE.
HELLO. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?
Both: DO YOU HAVE THOSE NEW MAGISWORDS WE ORDERED?
DO YOU? DO YOU? PLEASE?
ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO DRIVE OLD RALPHIO BONKERS?
YOU BOTH JUST PURCHASED YOUR PRE-ITEMS NOT 10 MINUTES AGO.
EHHHH?
OOH. IF YOU PREFER TO PAY FOR THEM AGAIN, I'D GLADLY --
YES, WELL.
Announcer: SOON, AT WARRIORS FOR HIRE HEADQUARTERS.
SWAG.
WHAT EVEN IS THIS DAY?.
IF THERE ARE TWO OTHER USes WANDERING ABOUT,
I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE FACULTIES TO FATHOM IT.
[ BUZZING ]
WARRIORS FOR HIRE, I NEED YOUR HELP.
THERE'S A PACK OF TROLLBLINS BLOCKING MY FRONT DOOR,
AND THEY'RE SCARY AS A CAULIFLOWER'S EAR.
WE'RE ON IT LIKE THINGS ON STUFF.
WE GOT A GIG! WHOO!
THE WARRIORS HAVE ARRIVED
TO PUNT POSTERIORS AND OBTAIN MONIKERS.
OH, UH, NO NEED.
YOU JUST DID.
WHO ARE YOU?
WELL, DON'T BE SILLY, US. WE'RE YOU.
I'M PROHYAS.
JE M'APELLE VAMBRE.
WE'RE THE WARRIORS FOR HIRE.
MY DOCTORS TOLD ME IF I START SEEIN' DOUBLE AGAIN,
I'M SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN.
OOF. OKAY, I'M DOIN' IT.
YOU ARE NOT US!
EVEN THOUGH THAT'S AN EXQUISITE IMPRESSION OF ME.
QUALITY IS QUALITY.
THAT'S A REALLY GREAT IMPROVISATION OF US, US.
Announcer: BOULDER MAGISWORD.
EVEN GOT MAGISWORDS LIKE US, US.
[ THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! ]
YOU THINK WE'RE YOU, YET YOU PULL A MAGISWORD ON US?
TURNS OUT I'M EVIL AND SELF-LOATHING.
I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND I'M GONNA PUT BUTTER ON YOUR FACE.
Announcer: DAIRY PRODUCT MAGISWORD!
BUTTER BLAST.
[ WHOOSH! ]
YOU GOT ONE JUST LIKE ME, ME.
Announcer: DAIRY PRODUCT MAGISWORD...AGAIN.
I'M BETTER AT IT, THOUGH. ICE-CREAM HEADACHE.
[ SPLAT! ]
[ SIGHS ]
NOBODY MAKES MY BROTHER SINCERELY UPSET ON MY WATCH.
BUT I'M YOUR BROTHER, VAMBRE.
OH, NO, YOU DID NOT.
Announcer: CELERY MAGISWORD.
HEH, YOU'RE SUCH A JOKESTER, SIS.
CREAM CHEESE, PLEASE.
OCH, I'VE BEEN HORS D'OEUVRED.
Announcer: CELERY MAGISWORD.
HAND PUPPETS SHOULD NOT HAVE SWORDS.
WARRIOR HUDDLE.
THIS GUY'S GOT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT
AND IS WAY TOO GOOD AT BEING US.
STOP. STOP COMPLIMENTING THEM.
THERE'S ONE THING WE CAN DO
THAT ONE PERSON ABSOLUTELY CAN'T DO ALONE.
[ BOTH GROWL ]
Announcer: SNOWBALL MAGISWORD.
PENCIL MAGISWORD.
Both: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO -- ICE JAIL.
HUH? HEY, NEAT. WE CAN DO THAT, TOO.
NO, YEAH.
Announcer: MICROWAVE MAGISWORD. RADIATOR MAGISWORD.
Both: HOW IS THIS GUY BEATING US?.
WELL, IT'S BEEN SWELL HAVING AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE WITH YOU USes,
BUT WE GOT TO GET BACK TO WARRIORS FOR HIRE H.Q.
TRES BON. NO, YEAH.
WE GOT TO STOP HIM. HE'LL TAKE OVER OUR LIVES.
BUT WHAT HAVE WE GOT THAT NOHYAS AND HANDBRE HAVEN'T -- OOH.
I'VE GOT THE ANSWER TO ME OWN QUESTION.
Announcer: OINKUS OINKUS MAGISWORD.
WE HAVE TO USE ONE-OF-A-KIND MAGISWORDS
THAT NOHYAS CAN'T USE AGAINST US.
OH, I DIG YA.
DOLPHIN MAGISWORD.
[ SQUEAL! ]
HEY, DIDN'T WE JUST BEAT US?
DéJà VU.
Both: SUPER TEAMWORK COMBO -- HOGWASH.
[ SQUEALS ]
NO, YEAH!
I DO SO ENJOY WATCHING OUR ADVERSARIES THROWN SKYWARD.
ME TOO, BUT THIS IS FAR TOO TEMPORARY OF A SOLUTION.
I HAVE BEST PLAN.
[ COUGHS ]
WELL, WE CERTAINLY TAUGHT OURSELVES A LESSON.
AND IN DOING SO HAVE REACHED ULTIMATE SERENITY
AND INNER PEACE.
Both: WE SHOULD FOSTER THIS SENSE OF NIRVANA
BY LEAVING THE ADVENTURING BWEEZENESS FOREVER.
WE'RE GOING TO GO OFF TO A DISTANT LAND
TO BE GOAT BEARD BARBERS, NEVER TO RETURN.
Nohyas: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA WE HAD.
WE'RE GONNA GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW.
ALLONS-Y.
NO, YEAH!
WELL, UM... UH, WE DID IT.
PROHYAS, HANDBRE AND NOHYAS MANAGED TO CONVINCE EVERYONE --
INCLUDING THEMSELVES -- THAT THEY WERE US.
WHAT IF THEY REALLY
I AM VAMBRE.
I AM PROHYAS.
HUH? WHO'S THAT GUY?. HISS.