We've got sunlight on the sand. We've got moonlight on the sea We've got mangoes and bananas we can pick right off a tree
We've got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot of dandy games What ain't we got? We ain't got dames!
I think I was barking up the wrong tree, right?
I feel restless, I feel blue. I feel lonely and in brief I feel every kind of feeling but the feeling of relief
I feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Riding Hood What don't I feel? I don't feel good
Oh, I know. I know. Lots of things in life are beautiful but, sister There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever in any way, shape, or form like any mister.
There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame
Nothing else is built the same. Nothing in the world... Has a soft and wavy frame like the silhouette of a dame.
There is absolutely nothing like the frame of a dame. I think I'm gonna like this.
Oh yes, teacher. You can flock me over and over again.
Whoa. I bet you're a member of the Mile High Club... slut.
Ooh, baby. You can drill me anytime.
Ooh. Say, officer: does this come with batteries?
Well, she got that little box here "lick-a-dee split."
You see anything you like?
Ooh, doc. I'm ready for my pelvic!
So supposed a dame ain't bright or completely free from flaws Or as faithful as a bird-dog or as kind as Santa Claus.
It's a waste of time to worry over things that they have not Be thankful for the things they've got
Ok, girls: show us your "talent."
I think this is catching.
Oh, Alice. Now everyone's gonna know.
Oh, Alice. You're better than you used to be.
She gets a little mean.
Oh, girls. No, I promise you will always be my first loves. Yes indeed.
You know, I kissed a girl. I liked it!
There are no books like a dame and nothing looks like a dame. There are no drinks like a dame and nothing thinks like a dame.
Nothing acts like a dame or attracts like a dame There ain't a thing that's wrong with any girl here that can't be solved by putting her near.
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!