I don't even know I don't even know what
to say I hate my husband I don't even
know my wife's name I'm trying to put
this family together sometimes I think
about just he wants to kill me to death
I can't put up with herself I hate my
life hey necessary where's the food food
you mean where's the food you suppose
get the food what are we gonna eat give
you a credit card money in it you put
the foot in the table I should write
nobody cares about this woman I can't
believe she's literally the worst driver
in the world how's that she got her
license taken away and she doesn't even
have a license put some music on yes of
course
I want to drive no you drive you know
you can't drive I can't drive why I want
to drive why yeah crash three cars cuz
you don't have a license with me why I
crashed my car four times even more a
reason why you shouldn't drive idiot
Seri take me to five five two five Oh
Seri it's the robot Apple see you're
cheating on me you serious you're
cheating on me you're cheating on me
with Siri oh you know you know I'm
stopping pull over
we're staffed what do you mean pull over
where you going what are you doing are
you going check this out check this out
you can scream at me but you can't honk
at me I could I could have run her over
but I just got that car I've only
crashed like once every two weeks
Eggman borghini she crashed I bought our
bicycle should crash that but our
scooter she crashed it where is my
driver license and if my wife's not bad
her friend ten times worse
oh my God look at me oh my god I know
pretty boy that's disrespectful
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zobelle is like my best friend right
I trust my best friend what's her name
again
he literally hits on me like every
minute of the day like two parrots
why don't you ever slap my butt are we
rolling I don't even know where my
parents are I just can't wait for them
to finally divorce so I can be with him
I mean spend more time with her she's
hot though I do that girlfriend and we
do fool around sometimes but still it's
ridiculous you know like I get massages
every day honey I don't need a massage
for me oh there's nothing stopping me
from getting a divorce nothing in this
world will keep us together there's
nothing that connects us