-Hey, hey, everybody!
Today we're really "kicking" it up a notch with FIFA 14!
[laughs] Let's play!
Everyone here? -Grapefruit is.
-Little Apple's here. -I love playing basketball! Yay!
-(Orange) Um... one, two, three...
Not on Marshmallow's team! -(Midget Apple) Me either.
-(Grapefruit) Wait, what just-- are you kidding me?
Did I just get stuck with the player
who doesn't even what sport we're playin'?
-(Orange) Yep! -(Midget Apple) Sorry!
-(Marshmallow) Ya-ha-ha-hey! -[Grapefruit sighs]
Let's just get this over with, I suppose.
-(Orange) All right!
Let's "kick" their butts, Midget Apple.
-(Midget Apple) Ha, ha, ha! Sounds like a plan, man.
-(Grapefruit) You'd love to kick my butt, wouldn't you?
Well, it's not gonna happen, fellas.
I've been playing this game so much lately.
-(Midget Apple) Oh, yeah?
-(Grapefruit) Yeah, like an embarrassing amount of times.
-(Marshmallow) YAY!!!
-(Grapefruit) Marshmallow, throw it in.
-(Marshmallow) Where am I? Where am I?
-(Grapefruit) Marshmallow, where's your guy?
You gotta throw it in.
-(Midget Apple) Oh, brother. -(Grapefruit) Oh, boy.
-(Marshmallow) Yay! I helped!
-(Grapefruit) Congratulations, Marshmallow.
You threw the ball in.
-(Midget Apple) Yes! Yes! There it is!
Oh... almost.
-(Grapefruit) Marshmallow, we gotta pick it up, all right?
That was too easy. -(Marshmallow) Oh, okay!
-(Grapefruit) Okay, just get ready, okay? Here it comes!
-(Midget Apple) Oh! Oh! Yeah!
-(all except Grapefruit) Goal!
-(Grapefruit) Yes, we get it. You guys scored a goal.
Congratulations. -(Orange) Goal...!
-(Midget Apple) ♪ Celebrate good goals, come on ♪
Oh, yeah!
-(Marshmallow) I love yelling "goal"! Yay!
-(Grapefruit) Marshmallow, don't encourage 'em.
-(Orange) Here comes the replay! -(Marshmallow) Replay!
-(Grapefruit) Ugh! We don't need to watch this.
-(Orange) Uh yeah, we do. Watch it and weep, buddy.
-(Orange & Midget Apple) Replay! -(Midget Apple) Yeah-ha-ha-ha!
-(Grapefruit) Now kick it to someone on our team and...
-(Marshmallow) Okay! Here it goes!
-(Grapefruit) No, that's their team!
-(Marshmallow) But I like their jerseys better.
-(Grapefruit) That doesn't mean you should give them the ball!
-(Marshmallow) But I believe in sharing. Yay!
-(Grapefruit) Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Marshmallow! No! Dang it, Marshmallow!
-(Marshmallow) What? What happened?
-(Grapefruit) You were offsides.
-(Marshmallow) What? What's "offsides"?
-(Grapefruit) I don't have the time
to teach you the rules of football right now.
-(Orange) You get four downs. If you get to the end,
you score a touchdown! [laughs] -(Marshmallow) Oh!
-(Grapefruit) Don't listen to him, Marshmallow.
He's trying to confuse you with a different type of football.
-(Marshmallow) It's working! Yay!
-(Grapefruit) A different and lesser type of football,
I might add. -[Orange laughs] Yeah, right!
-(Grapefruit) All right! This is our chance.
After I kick it, attack the ball!
-(Marshmallow) Ooh, that sounds scary.
Oh, the poor ball. -(Orange) Kick-a the ball.
-(Grapefruit) Keep at it, Marshy.
Don't give up! Don't give up! -[Orange laughs] Yeah, right.
-(Grapefruit) Okay, uh, we can give up now probably.
We're doin' it! We're actually doin' it! It's happenin'!
No! Dang it, Marshmallow!
-(Midget Apple) All right, here we go again.
-(Orange) Swing-batta-batta! Swing-batta--
Oh, wrong game. Sorry about that.
-(Midget Apple) Aw, man. -(Marshmallow) What happened?
-(Grapefruit) Phew! Okay, nice stop, Marshy.
-(Marshmallow) Yay!! What's a corner?
-(Grapefruit) Are you asking me what a corner kick is
or do you not understand the concept of a corner?
-(Midget Apple) Oh! Almost!
-(Grapefruit) It's a good kick! Put it in! Put it in!
-(Marshmallow) Yay!! -(Midget Apple) Nope! [laughs]
-(Grapefruit) Yes! A penalty! -(Marshmallow) Yay!!!
-(Midget Apple) Aw, man! -(Marshmallow) I love penalties!
-(Grapefruit) In your face, Orange! [chuckles]
-(Orange) Look how incredulous I look.
I'm all, "What did I do?
I didn't do whatever you say I did."
I can't believe it! [laughs]
-(Grapefruit) And you won't believe this penalty kick
when it comes at you.
I bet you're wondering which way it's coming, aren't you?
Aren't you? [chuckles] You have no idea.
You don't have the foggiest idea
the damage I'm about to do to your pride. Okay, here we go.
No!!! [Orange laughs]
-(Marshmallow) Yay!
-(Orange) That was the easiest stop ever.
[laughs] I stopped your goooal! [laughs, imitates buzzer]
-(Grapefruit) This is the worst moment of my entire life.
-(Midget Apple) All right. Here we go again!
-(Orange) ♪ I don't wanna work ♪
♪ I just want to kick the ball all day ♪
Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
-(Grapefruit) All right, Marshmallow.
Learn from your mistake earlier.
Whatever you do, do not kick it to their team.
-(Marshmallow) You mean like this?
-(Grapefruit) Yes. Exactly like that.
-(Orange & Midget Apple) Goooooal!
-(Marshmallow) Yay! You scored! Gooal!
-(Grapefruit) Stop yellin' that! -(Marshmallow) Yippee!
-(Orange) Hey guys, what do you want for snacks?
You want to "kick" around some ideas? [laughs]
-(Midget Apple) Orange, bring your guys over to the corner.
We're wrestling! -(Orange) Sorry.
I'm running my guy in victory circles instead. [laughs]
-(Grapefruit) This celebration is gettin' ridiculous.
-(Orange & Midget Apple) Replay time!
-(Grapefruit) Please don't make us watch this!
Oh, I'm beggin', Orange! -(Midget Apple) Sorry.
Can't hear you over all this winning, Grapefruit. [laughs]
[vuvuzela sounding] -(Grapefruit) Is that...?
Where did you get a vuvuzela? -(Midget Apple) That's right!
Do the Apple Dance! Sweet cross! Whoa!
Yeah! Goooal! -[Orange laughs]
Now, that's using your head, Midget Apple. [laughs]
-(Midget Apple) Whoo-hoo! -(Orange) Gooooal!
-(Marshmallow) This is my favorite game ever!
-(Grapefruit) Marshmallow? Whose team are you on?
-(Orange & Midget Apple) Replay! [Marshmallow giggles]
-(Grapefruit) I give up. I give up.
-(Orange) And the game winds to a close,
and Grapefruit retreats back to whence he came
with his tail between his legs. [laughs]
-(Grapefruit) I suppose I learned a valuable lesson today.
My real-life skill and encyclopedic knowledge
of football does not necessarily translate to FIFA 14.
-(Marshmallow) Yay!! Did we win?
[Grapefruit growls with rage, others laugh]
-Well, that's it for now, fruit- lovers. Thanks for watching!
And be sure to leave ideas for the next Let's Play episode
in the comments below. Until next time...
VUVUZELA! [blowing]
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[laughs] Knife!