The wizard lizard
there was once a bearded lizard who wanted to be a wizard
he traveled far to meet famous magicians to learn their secrets was his mission
Oh
Hootdini the greatest in history please reveal your deepest mystery the great
The great Hootdini look down shaking his head with a frown.
hocus pocus my man. you need the look
you can't be a wizard if you don't have a book.
hmmm. a book?
hmmmm. yes, yes, very true.
That is the greatest pearl of wisdom, thank you.
the bearded lizard sought out famous magicians to learn
their secret was his mission
oh.....
Merlin Mongrel the greatest in history, please
reveal your deepest mystery.
the great merlin mongrel looked down
shaking her head with a frown
abracadabra
everyone knows the best wizards are blonde.
ha! too bad for you maybe if you had wand?
uh. wand?
yes. yes. so very true.
that is the greatest pearl of wisdom thank you
the bearded lizards sought out famous magicians to learn their secret was his mission
Oh.... Gander the white the greatest in history please reveal your
deepest mystery
the great Gander the White look down shaking his head with a frown.
bibidibobidipoo
a wizard who's all that needs a shiny hat.
a hat? hmmm.
ah. yes. so very true.
that is the greatest pearl of wisdom thank you
the bearded lizard can no longer seek out magician with a book wand a hat he was
in no condition
argh. all this stuff. it's just one big bluff.
hmmmm
hmmm. yeah. ahhh.
now i see. it's all about being me.
Oh... great Lizard Wizard
the greatest in history please reveal your deepest mystery
the great Lizard Wizard looked down shaking his head with a frown.
a wizard does not need a book a wand or a shiny hat
a wizard is a wizard
because of what he's good at.
also you need to have a beard
hmmm. yeah....
subscribe?
yes. how very true...
that is greatest pearl of wisdom thank you