Oh, okay
Uh, wait
Is that formula?
No tell me you're breastfeeding?
Well, I tried, but he kind of was having a hard time latching at the hospital
and the nurse says it was okay
if I used supplement so..
Um, formula is toxic
You have to breastfeed.
Oh, no way. I hate when people breastfeed in public do that at home nobody wants to see that
Um, Excuse me?
Adam, Help me
Tell them which one is right
well no no way am I getting in the middle of this
I heard formula has autism in it
That's it!
Hi Ms. Murphy
Hey Patty
You -
you're gonna tell mom where and when she can feed her baby? get a life.
Breastfeeding is normal natural and great
preach sister
and you how dare you judge
how a mom feeds her kid.
Formula isn't just healthy and safe. It's a literal life saver.
Emily. Let me show you
Okay.
Knowledge from a primary source
before formula the only way to feed your baby was to breastfeed and forget about getting anything else done because
Breastfeeding takes 35 hours a week
what?
Like a full-time job
and the worst thing is if you couldn't breastfeed there weren't any other good options
My teets all tapped looks like it's bread soaked in water for you little spud
This is a real thing people did babies grew up malnourished or died if their moms couldn't breastfeed
That's horrible
Then in1865 this Friggin Albert Einstein named Eustace von liebig invented baby formula
ma'am your baby shall no longer dine on duck food instead even dine on
on science!
Formula allows women to leave the house or join the workforce, but most importantly its save babies lives
Look out world, here we come!
Formul isn't scary. It's a modern miracle. Okay, but isn't formula just a bunch of chemicals. Well yeah, Emily
It is because literally everything is bunch of chemicals breast milk is also chemical. The question is whether those chemicals are
nutritionally different and the answer is no.
Meet professor and lactation expert Courtney Young
Hi, Emily. Hi patty is right formula is a safe and nutritionally complete
alternative to breast milk. For things like IQ
Asthma, Allergies, eczema, once you account for income and education
there's almost no difference between breastfeeding and formula feeding
the evidence that breastfeeding makes a difference is just inconclusive
oh yeah, I formula-fed murph. I breastfed his brother derf and they're both idiots.
Oh mom. Derf just threw a bocce ball at me!
The fact is
Formula feeding is a completely safe and nutritious alternative to breastfeeding if you want or need to feed your baby
formula do it with confidence
Wow, thank you. Thanks Professor Young
What about places where they don't have access to clean water
good question here of all mixing contaminated water with formula can be harmful?
But if you use clean water and sterilize bottles it's a completely safe and nutritious option
Not so fast I read mommy blogs like for fun, and they say that breastfeeding actually makes your baby
Love you more, because it releases of bonding chemicals called Oxytocin.
Oh. Oh. Can take this one?
Go ahead.
Oxytocin is a hormone that gets released when you do things like hug or cuddle
That's why the media loves to call it the love hormone
But the same hormone is also released when you do things like fire a gun or watch porn
According to a comprehensive review from 2008
there is no convincing support for a connection between breastfeeding and the quality of the mother-infant
relationship
Breastfeeding is a great way to bond with your baby
But it's not the only one and the fact is not all women can do it 15 percent of moms
can't breastfeed not to mention the parents who foster and adopt so
The next time someone tries to guilt-trip you or any other parent about how they feed their baby
You tell them they can eat my feet
Thanks, Patty