- We're holding it.
What was that?
What was... (laughs)
Hell yeah.
If you know what the symbol on
this shirt means then, "Hi gays!"
- Hey!
Hi gays!
It's good.
It's good to know you're not the only one here, isn't it?
But, here we are once again, doing some bullshit.
I am reacting to shit you want me to react to.
Shit you want me to see.
Stuff you sent me.
Videos you sent me.
That's what the title is.
That's what it is. I forgot.
I have a Discord.
On Discord, there's a section that says "React To This"
where you guys send me videos you want me to react to.
Nothing pornographic.
This is YouTube.
We can't do react the hentai anymore.
We got a full-ass warning on my channel for that.
I might lose my monetization.
And speaking of monetization, hey, I'm going on tour.
Come to my tour, you freaking whore.
and you will endure all of my plore
to door. It's happening in a few weeks.
Tickets are available now in description.
30 bucks for general admission,
40 bucks four general admission plus meet and greet.
And there's a VIP for a special pre-show
and there's all access level that's very fucking expensive,
but you get to go backstage and chill out with me.
We'll make some Instagrams.
And then, if you want, you'll be on stage with me
for a portion of the show.
That final tier was their option.
Putting you in my show was my idea, but okay.
Whatever. Yeah, I, anyways, let's get into this.
Okay? I'm bored.
Let's do you, "You've Got To Be Kidding".
I see Arthur.
I click.
I'm a simple man.
I love Arthur. I loved Arthur since I was a child.
- [Game Dialogue] "You've Got To Be Kidding:
"A game for kids and grown ups."
- Okay.
- [Game Dialogue] "What's the problem, Arthur?"
- [Arthur] I think I'm old enough to bathe on my own now,
but my mom insists on getting in the tub with me
every time. - What? What?
- [Arthur] Makes me feel uncomfortable.
- What? - [Arthur] What should I do?
- [Brain] Here's a tip.
The answer may not be obvious at first
- [Francine] Everyone has a right to privacy.
Try being more firm with your mother about your refusal.
- What? - [Muffy] Parents know best!
You should do as you're told at all times.
- [Binky] I'll take your place, Arthur.
- Oh.
(instrumental "Arthur" theme music)
- [Game Dialogue] "You've Got To Be kidding".
- What is this?
What is this? (cackles)
I know Arthur came out with a lot of random PC games
back in the day.
I only had one, the one where you do math.
Is this based off one of those games?
Girl, I don't know. I'm lost.
What's the problem, Arthur?
- [Arthur] Binky bathed with my mother,
and now they're sleeping together too.
It's making my dad mad and uncomfortable.
- Oh my God. - [Arthur] What should I do?
- Oh my god.
- [Mr. Reed] I'm so fucking mad.
- Oh my god.
- [Francine] Everyone has a right
to sleeping with your mother.
I'm sorry that it makes uncomfortable
- (laughs) Everyone has a right!
- [Binky] Nobody said you can't join us, Arthur.
- Oh my god!
Do Binky.
I'm joking.
- [Arthur] I had a conversation with my mom
and it looks like Binky is my dad now.
- Oh my God. - [Arthur] I don't understand.
I feel confused and upset.
What should I do?
- [Binky] You should go to bed, son.
- You should go to-
- [Francience] Arthur, I appreciate you're troubled,
but I'm out of advice.
- [Muffy] It's okay, Arthur, Binky is my father too.
(Mac laughs)
- [Brain] Arthur help me.
- That was stupid.
Me saying that was stupid after literally cracking up.
Look at me, so fake.
No, that looks weird.
I don't wanna do it.
Caroline Kornstar?
It's Prom?
♪ At seven o'clock I'll take you to the dance ♪
♪ At nine o'clock we'll be taking off our pants♪
- Hell yeah. ♪ Your parents mirror might be a mess ♪
- Yep. ♪ But we'll deny the pain with a brand new dress ♪
- Hell yeah.
♪ It's prom it's prom ♪
♪ I'm taking you to the prom ♪
- Hey, hey!
♪ Beep beep ♪
- Beep, beep. ♪ We're going in a rented Mercedes ♪
- Hey. ♪ Just watch out for those dumpster babies ♪
- Okay. ♪ I may be hip but I got something hipper ♪
♪ You put it in drinks and it's easy to slip her ♪
- Okay.
♪ It's prom it's prom ♪
♪ I'm taking you to the prom ♪
- Great.
♪ Bitch get in the back of my van you whore ♪
- Okay, I will.
I will just for you.
What? What was that about a recorder?
(off-key recorder music)
(Caroline laughs)
Yes, girl.
Y'all coming in with some goofy-goofs.
Girl, what the hell does that mean?
Y'all coming in with the giggles. (laughs)
Who else? What's you?
What you is? What you be?
What you be doing?
Someone help me.
- Out of my way. - Me.
- I'm good friends with that big vibe.
- That's me.
- May, my little gingerbread cookie.
How are you, hun? - That's me.
Wig.
Not y'all sending me a bunch of cupcake remixes.
I can't do that in this video.
We made that a separate series! (laughs)
"Barbie in the Three Muskateers,
"but it's a catasrophic disaster."
What? Oh, wait, it's 10 minutes.
Girl, we're holding in.
Okay, what?
(Toad yelps)
Oh no.
Okay, okay, okay.
What is this?
Where's Barbie?
"Stawbanana".
What? Ring that doorbell.
"Barbie and The Three Musketeers".
Here we go.
Never seen the movie.
♪ I love you ♪
(television beeps)
- Girl, you want to edit my videos? (laughs)
Okay, okay.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
(dramatic music)
What? What?
- [Pig] Ooh.
- Are you going to finish that croissant?
(both munch aggresively)
- Girl, okay.
This will make more sense if I've seen the movie,
but I haven't seen the movie so I'm very confused
what's going on right now.
- I'm going to Paris.
- Just like your father.
- Bye!
(horse whineys)
- What?
- Just like your father.
- Yes.
What?
Girl, I'm just gonna be saying "What" every two seconds.
I don't think I could watch this.
I don't know what's happening, y'all.
I've never seen this movie.
I'm going to move on.
So many cupcake remixes.
I think I need to make a separate section
just for that alone.
I love the submissions,
but I'm not doing it in this video, y'all.
I wanna get some monetization.
What is this?
"I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member!"
What is this?
- I!
- Is he about to sing? Okay, let me get ready.
How you gonna be the next SNL cast member, boy?
♪ I wanna be the next SNL cast member♪
- Great. ♪ And here's why I whould be a contender ♪
- Okay.
♪ Hi Lorne Michaels ♪
♪ I'm Jake Novak ♪
♪ And I know that you're feeling the heat ♪
♪ Because your roster lost Kate, Kyle, Aidy and Pete ♪
- Yes. Don't you have to do standup comedy or improv comedy
to even be scouted for being on SNL?
I don't think...
I don't think making a video asking for it
is a way to get it.
I don't know maybe it might work for him.
He got the white man courage.
♪ See weekly music videos are my jam bruh ♪
♪ I'm a rapid-rhyming hammy nerd like Lin-Manuel Miranda ♪
- Okay.
♪ Mixed with Sammy-berg ♪
- Sure. ♪ Haven't you heard I'm more than rapper ♪
♪ I'm an actor too ♪ - Not the headshot.
I love this. Oh, do you live in LA, sir?
Welcome. (snickers)
Okay.
♪ I could be bouncing out on Broadway ♪
♪ But I'm running for 30 Rock ♪
♪ So I can hand deliver you the next Dick in A Box ♪
- Okay, okay, I'm done with this.
I'm done with this. (laughs)
I mean, I hope his dreams come true, you know?
Everyone wants to be an SNL cast member
at one point in their life, right?
I just don't think this is how it's done.
This feels,
this is literally pick me. (cackles)
You know what, I'll pick you.
You can, you are, you.
You.
Imagine he's on SNL because of this, girl,
and people making fun of him in the comments, girl. Imagine.
♪ Imagine all the people ♪
Okay, "Gotta Get Spongebob Back".
Ooh, what is this?
What we doing?
Three minutes? Yes.
Killed by Joe and Danielle, what?
Destroyed by Joe.
Who?
Color by names.
- Ah, now that Spongebob is gone.
- Okay.
- I gotta get Spongebob back.
I gotta get Spongebob back!
- Get Spongebob back, Squidward.
- Oh. What?
What was that?
Go backwards.
(deep bass music)
What the fuck?
- Hi, can I get you anything?
- Give me all the money in the cash register.
- Oh!
- I gotta get Spongebob back!
- Let's get Spongebob back! - You know this is wrong.
- I like how his name tag was Dave
and once he got hit on the floor, his name tag was Lame.
I like the creative vision, y'all.
I like it!
Oop!
Oh my god!
- [Squidward] We gotta get!
- Oop!
Did you see the Nickelodean logo passing by.
What is that? (laughs)
- Mr. Krabs!
- [Krabs] Ahoy, me buck-o!
- Oh my god. - We gotta get Spongebob back!
- We gotta get Spongebob back!
- Okay.
- [Squidward] Sandy! Sandy!
- Howdy, squidward! - Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Why y'all do Sandy like that?
What is this?
Just a human with a squirrel mask on?
- [Sandy] We gotta Spongebob back faster than a dil Rabbit
on a horn pickle!
Yeehaw! - Okay.
Oh my god.
Where is Spongebob? - We gotta get Spongebob back.
- Where'd he go? - [Patrick] Here's the key.
- Why'd it get creepy?
What is this? What is this? What is happening?
Y'all this is creepy.
This is kind of creepy, but it's kind of weird.
This is weird, this is trippy.
This is a mushroom trip if I've ever seen one.
What are mushrooms? I don't know.
- [Krabs] Squidward, don't look back!
- Don't look back?
Oop!
- No! No! (screams)
- When you think you're figuring it out,
they just throw something else at you
and you're like, "What? Okay, nevermind."
Let me just enjoy the ride.
Oh.
What?
(Spongebob laughs menacingly)
- [Squidward] No!
(Squidward screams)
- Okay, A24 horror film!
- Must take a look at that secret formula.
Shall we? - Okay.
Oop.
Oh.
(witch cackles)
You guys are so weird! (laughs)
A couple more, then I'll call it a day.
"Don't Be Racist, I'm A Building".
We already know that.
Is this one different?
(Building groans)
Oh, this is the full thing!
Wait, hold on!
♪ Don't be racist ♪
- Okay. ♪ I am a building ♪
- Okay. ♪ And I've got news for you ♪
- There's more words!
Hey, hey!
♪ Hey there, Stephen, blacks and whites are even ♪
♪ How would you feel if the joke was on you ♪
- Period.
♪ Blacks, whites, Indians and Spanish ♪
- Indians?
Okay.
Also, Blacks? Okay.
♪ They all came from the sea ♪
- The sea?
♪ Trixie won't you sing with me ♪
- Who's Trixie?
- Hey Stan, what you singing about?
- Just skyscraper stuff like racism.
- Skyscraper stuff like racism.
♪ Don't be racist ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ We both are buildings ♪
- Yeah, we are.
♪ Listen to what we mean ♪
- Okay.
♪ Love one another ♪
♪ Yummy ♪
♪ Sister and brothers ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Or we will haunt your dreams ♪
- Yummy.
♪ Or we will haunt your dreams ♪
- (laughs) So you know, we just came from the sea.
I mean, we did, right, as humans?
We all came from the sea.
Literally, dead-ass, dead-ass.
"Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar"?
- Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar!
(characters scream)
(Mac laughs)
(Markiplier screams)
- Okay, okay, weird.
- It's lit. - Wait, one more, one more.
"Nicki Minaj And The Lemonade Stand".
Yes, I love these.
Oh, I love Simgm, I love Simgm with all of my passion
and art and vagina.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got one of those, right?
- We're opening a lemonade stand.
- Oh yeah, you are.
- [Nicki] I've got my girls, Megan, Billie.
- What's up, y'all?
- Look at the boobs they gave her.
Okay.
- Young Money, you ready to sell
some Hot Girl Summer lemonade?
- Let's do it.
- I made my own lemonade flavor.
- Oh my god.
- I call it Bad Guy Lemonade. - Bad Guy Lemonade.
- That sounds like you found some dude,
chopped him into little pieces
and squeezed the juice of out him.
- That's a good music video idea.
- What you doing?
- Cutting up these lemons, see.
- Oh my god.
- Oh look, our first customer.
- That's Mrs. Carey to you.
- Okay. - Y'all get a permit for this?
- Of course we do, darling.
- [Billie] Did you get the permit?
Did you get the permit?
Megan, did-
(Megan bleets) (Mac laughs)
- I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice
after each cube with a long spoon, not a table spoon.
I can tell the difference, so don't try me.
And I'll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side.
- Me. - Thank you.
- That will be $1 and 50 cents.
(Mac laughs)
- I am a natural leader.
In school, during group projects,
I was always the leader of that group.
- [Megan] Weren't you home schooled?
- Yeah.
And?
- Stop it.
I love Simgm. If you guys wanna know what Simgm is,
this is what they make.
They make random celebrity parodies using Sims 2, I believe.
Oh, is that Lana Del Motherfucking Rey?
Oh my god.
- Please buy our Hot Girl Summer lemonade.
- You're freaking me out, stop smiling.
Do you have free samples?
Okay, I'd like another sample of the Hot Girl Summer.
Let's try Savage again.
Okay, definitely Bad Guy, that's the winner.
That's the one that's speaking to me spiritually.
- Spiritually.
- Let me get you a full cup to go.
- No, I'm good.
- Oh my god.
- Did she just? - Yes.
(Mac laughs)
♪ Ooh lemonade ♪
- Oh no.
♪ Freshly squeezed ♪
- Billie. - Oh my god.
♪ Eat in a plastic♪
- [Megan] Billie, stop.
♪ Get another ♪
- Shut the (censor) up!
(Mac cackles)
- You call that lemonade?
It tastes like water, bitch.
- It was water.
That was actually my water.
I didn't make the drink yet.
- Oh my god, not Brittney.
- One cup of lemonade, please.
- Here you go. - Oh, there's a small mistake.
It has no ice and I need ice.
I love ice.
I break the ice, so.
(Mac laughs)
- Let me break the ice!
Okay.
- [Police] Excuse me, yeah.
We got a call from a Mrs. Carey,
saying you don't have a permit for this here lemonade stand.
- Oh my god, okay. (laughs)
- Megan, show them.
- No permit, yep, there she goes!
Oh god, okay, Simgm.
Well, subscribe to Simgm if you want
some stupid shit like that.
It's funny, they're really funny.
What did we learn today, kids?
Absolutely nothing.
We learned that people are talented
on the internet, actually.
Their whole-ass drawn episodes of Spongebob
and then this, okay girl.
Shout out to @Belphie_W and @ch1_t3a
for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below
what flavor of lemonade am I.
I don't fucking know.
Have you ever seen a Barbie movie
and which one's your favorite?
I think I've only ever seen Swan Lake,
but that was on accident because it played on TV.
But anyways, I'm gonna go.
I need to eat dinner.
My name is Mac and don't forget to like,
comment, share and sub-scream, babe!
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