-Lindsay Lohan and I are about to face off in a water war.
We'll play the card game War, but if you lose the hand,
you get a pint of water in the face.
[ Audience "Ohhs" ]
The first person to throw five glasses wins,
and gets to water-cannon the loser.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yay! [ Chuckles ]
-Lots of ways to get wet, but only one way to win.
Lindsay, are you ready for this?
And we did not rig all of this.
-Never been more ready, Jimmy. -I'm apologizing in advance.
-Okay, I just want to kind of start 'cause I'm nervous.
-All right, one, two, three, flip.
-Yes!
Merry Christmas to all!
-What are you talking about, "Merry Christmas to all"?!
-Early! -All right.
You get the first card. Go.
Oh, my gosh. You're having too much fun.
-Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Didn't hold back on that one at all.
That one actually -- -Sorry.
-Oh, get ready. No, no, we're ready to play.
Let's go. Let's do this.
All right. [ Laughter ]
One, two, three, flip.
What?!
What's going on?! [ Cheers and applause ]
Maybe I should move the deck around.
-Okay. I'll go gentle. I'll go gentle.
-Yeah, you will? No, it's all right.
-Here. -That's all right.
Go for it if you're gonna do it. You can go for it.
-No, I did it already. -Okay. Oh, my --
You're being too nice so I'm really gonna go for it.
All right. -Oh, shoot.
-Do I trust this, or should I switch hands?
-No! [ Laughter ]
-One, two, three, flip.
Come on! What's going on?!
It's a landslide! This feels rigged!
All right, go for it, go for it, go for it.
-Okay. -Yep, go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Sorry. I love you, I love you.
-Oh, my gosh. This feels so rigged right now.
I am so mad.
All right, come on now!
Give me at least one win!
One, two, three!
-Oh, no! [ Audience "Ohhs" ]
-All right.
-Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. [ Laughs ]
-I feel weird. -No.
-You're in a beautiful dress. -I deserve it, I deserve it.
-No. I just -- I can't.
-Sorry to Versace. [ Laughter ]
-Versace? I can't... [ Cheers and applause ]
I can't. -Aah!
Oh. [ Cheers and applause ]
I planned it to be really bad, and you just did my arms?
-I realize it was very nice. I feel -- I feel odd.
-I don't know if I'm disappointed in that.
-Here we go. Ready? One, two, three.
All right. You're crushing right now.
Okay, go.
You did that one already!
Yeah, go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Did you do it? All right, do it twice.
Just -- God!
You're gonna milk out the whole thing?
All right. This is ridiculous.
I'm getting destroyed here.
Why did I agree to do this?
All right, here we go.
One, two, three, flip.
Come on! [ Cheers and applause ]
Wait. Is that it?
-This is not normally how this happens.
-We didn't get one war at all?
-I kind of want to try again and see if we get a war.
-Yeah, let's go for it again. This is good.
I like this. Whoever loses this
gets the water cannon. -Okay.
-So we go one... -Oh, shoot.
-...two, three.
And now this is it. -Okay.
-Thanks for coming on the show. -[ Laughs ]
-Nice to see you. -Have me back, please.
-Happy holidays. [ Both laugh ]
Congrats on the movie, and...
Oh, yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, my God.
Just know I gave it to you.
-Are you sure? -Okay.
All right, let's go. -You're sure?
-Yes!
Ohh! [ Cheers and applause ]
Ohh!
-Here we go. Here, you can get me.
-Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Lindsay Lohan, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I can't -- -Pfft!
Music from the -- Watch out for The Roots!
-Sorry, Quest! -Watch out for The Roots!
Sorry, Quest.
Pfft!
1975 are coming up!
Come back! Lindsay Lohan, everybody!
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