Hey guys, I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And I cannot believe it's over.
Finally done.
I can't believe it's over, and I can't
believe we got Air Supply.
So much to talk about-- it was a roller coaster of emotion.
I wish we had Air Supply here right now.
Well, we don't, but you know who we do have?
Corey Palent!
[CHEERING]
Hey!
It's over.
The Air Supply to my lungs--
Corey Palent.
Oh, wow.
You guys.
Good season!
Oh!
[CLAPPING]
Good job, Bachelor.
Yeah.
What a twist at the end, right?
It was a good season.
Colton, I'm going to say it--
my favorite Bachelor.
I agree.
He was a great Bachelor.
So charismatic.
So nice, charismatic.
Engaging.
Handsome.
It comes back, and we pick up right where we were left off,
right?
And Chris Harrison does his like, holy [BLEEP]
He just jumped the fence.
And they're all searching, and everyone's like--
Colton, where are you going, where are you going?
I don't have my keys, I don't have my phone.
Well, he's probably 10 feet ahead.
Well, then exactly.
He's like in the bushes.
So they finally find him up the road
and then, I mean, actually, like, he was upset.
You go through all of that drama for two months,
and all you want, over and over again, is to say, I want love.
I want to get married.
I want to have kids.
And then the one person that you're all in for--
His biggest fear came true!
I don't know.
Yeah.
That has got to be heartbreaking.
Of course.
That is going to be--
He built the whole thing up.
If I could have jumped the fence,
I would have also done the same.
Yeah.
And then there was that moment right outside the vehicle
where he was just--
I'm sorry, the what?
The vehicle.
Wait, hang on.
The car, the truck?
Is that how you say that?
No, you said it funny.
I said, vehicle?
Yeah, you sure did.
She meant vehicle.
OK, so then the next morning, he has
this meeting with Chris Harrison, and Chris is like,
where do we go from here?
Oh!
d is on you.
Where do we go from here?
Yeah, it's just hard to watch.
I do love that he said, what if she's just not that into you?
Because that's what I kept thinking!
I did too!
Well, I was thinking, she's not.
Well, and Colton was saying-- he was like,
I gathered, from my conversation with her,
that the reason she couldn't be with me
is because I had these other two women.
And I was thinking as I was watching
it, that's not what I got.
I don't know if that's actually the case.
So he basically says, I have to break up with these women
and then go fight for Cassie.
So fine, that's what we decide to do.
So he goes to Tayshia first.
Knock, knock, knock.
And he knocks on that white door that we
didn't know what it was in the original tease,
but it just turned out to be Tayshia.
So he pulls Tayshia out, and they go sit on that bench.
They always have to be outside on a bench.
It's my favorite thing.
I know.
Can I talk to you?
Can I talk to you outside?
But it needs to be outside in this well-lit area.
[LAUGHS]
Exactly.
The lighting is much better.
Yeah.
And he's very upset, like it does feel sincere.
It was really heartbreaking.
I like you like you.
I like you, but I can't be in love with two people.
So Tayshia kind of takes over caretaker
because Colton becomes just like--
A mess.
Yeah, a mess, bawling.
Well, that was the thing.
It was like she was comforting him.
Well, right, but until they go into the room
and shut the door.
And for a split second, I was like, oh no, we're
not going to see what happened.
And then I was like, oh wait, they're miked.
And then all you hear is like heartbeat.
Oh, I know.
That wasn't real!
Was that real?
I think it's real.
Wait, where's my microphone?
Not happening!
Duh-doomp, duh-doomp, duh-doomp.
Who has sound?
Can you hear it?
[HEARTBEAT]
Wow!
Oh!
Like this whole episode, like I was kind of in tears too.
It's like-- because, also, I still wasn't totally on board
with Cassie.
We also don't get so much heartbreak in one episode,
typically.
Yes.
So then Tayshia was our first to go.
Yeah.
Sorry, Tayshia, we like you.
Now, before we cross her off, I just
want to say because then we go to the live show--
Yeah.
And she was really composed.
Very.
She was great.
I was proud of how she handled herself on live television.
In his defense, he came out cool, calm, and collected.
I think he knew it was going to be an easier
conversation with Tayshia.
And do we think we're going to see some Tayshia in Paradise?
I was going to ask.
I think so.
I do.
I do too.
Bye, Tayshia.
It was nice to meet you.
Nice seeing you, guys.
I feel like my X's are getting worse.
I know.
OK.
My heart broke a little bit more for Hannah--
1,000%
--than it did for Tayshia.
She was so blindsided.
1000%.
So Colton comes to her door, knocks on the door.
She is like surprised, but pleasantly surprised.
Yeah.
Has no idea--
Yeah.
--that this is happening.
The knight in shining armor.
And then he kind of says the same thing, and she is just--
Shocked.
I mean her-- she was, like, smiling and it literally slowly
went--
Yeah, I know.
I felt so terrible.
To like, oh my God, upside down.
And you could tell it was real because it really took her
a second to process.
At first, she was just kind of-- she
went through, like, all the grieving.
First, she was shocked.
Then, she was angry.
Then, she was really, really upset.
And is it because she liked him so much
or because she's younger?
Yeah, I think so.
I think a little bit of both.
A combination of both, right?
I think so.
And after he broke up with her, I
mean, that's when he really lost it,
By the way, the whole time we were wondering who
the brunette was that hugs him.
I know.
It was a pretty--
--pretty bizarre place.
But like--
Who was the mystery woman?
We were like, the mom?
And then the army jacket.
And then all you had to do was just see a little bit more
of her ear to see the ear piece and it's like, oh.
She's wearing a headset.
Yeah.
Even on the live show, she just said
that it was hard to watch back.
I'm still emotional, I still have all these questions.
And I will say in watching that--
we didn't know the Bachelorette at that moment.
Yeah.
But I thought, it can't be her now.
No.
She's too emotionally devastated.
Of course.
Bye, Hannah.
See, oh, and that was my pick.
I know.
Whomp, whomp.
Here's the thing.
Are you happy you won though?
It's like I feel like-- well, I mean I know you're going--
What's the point of picking if you don't want to win?
Guys, am I happy that I won?
Woohoo!
OK, so that was the end of night one,
and we have to move into the second night of a finale, which
was just, how could they top it?
But they did.
They did.
They tease us with a knock, knock, knock.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, I did not think it is going to be Cassie.
I was like, it's going to be her dad or like somebody else.
Yeah, 100%.
Good tease.
I'm sure-- she's seen the show.
There's no way that she thought that he was not
going to show up.
I still feel they had to cover all bases by saying, OK,
so here's what we're going to try and do for you, Colton.
Hang on one second.
Yeah.
Cassie, here's the deal-- are you OK if he
comes and tries to rescue you?
I think so too.
Because they can't just be like, all right, Colton.
Go get her.
And so they go out, and he basically-- they talk
and he basically tells her, I don't want
to just tell you I love you.
I want to show you, so I broke up with the other two women.
And she literally, like, starts laughing.
She's like--
She did a lot of this, though.
She wasn't even looking at him.
Did you notice?
I think she was so in shock.
Yeah.
She wasn't even looking at him.
She couldn't look at him.
I know the reactions were weird.
But in fairness, I think that that is something
like, how do you react to that?
Of course.
OK, wait, and so real quick about that--
Colton was right.
Yeah.
That was the key that she needed to be willing to like go along
with him.
So they meet the family.
It kind of ends with the dad saying like, I kind of trust
you, like this is your heart.
And Colton's like, I want to do this no matter what
the outcome.
Mom hasn't given full support.
No!
And her dad was really like--
They kind of just ended.
And the best moment of that to me is when mom says,
so can you tell me what you're thinking?
And Cassie says, what do you mean?
Like when, specifically?
What specifically?
And his mom says, you know, when you bail?
When you bail, yeah.
I thought that was amazing.
I love how tough they were on her.
As they should be.
OK, so then they go to their final date.
And she basically says like, the reason that I've been--
it has been really tough for me to open up
is because I was in a relationship
where I wasn't allowed to be myself because it was--
Controlling.
--controlling.
He pulls out the date card.
I like the placement.
Placement.
Fantasy suite card.
And-- this is really cute-- they go to the room.
And then he is like so excited--
Oh.
Oh my God.
Rips that mic off.
Kicking the crew out.
Audio guy says, good luck.
Shut the door
His clothes were coming off--
Oh my God.
--one at a time.
He was so excited.
Get out.
OK, and so--
Exterior shot.
Lights off.
Yeah, lights off.
And then you wake up, and he's showering.
He's like, last night was a really great night.
Yeah.
And then the producer tried to get them to say like,
what happened?
Yeah.
He's like, uh, a gentlemen would never kiss and tell.
Do we think--?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It was so implied.
So then we go to the live show, and this was just such a--
Yeah.
Craziness.
So they come out, and this was a kind of a 180.
Cassie kind of was like totally in, was like, I'm in love.
Well, they've also now had--
Four months.
--a few months, yeah, of, like, sequester house and going
on dates, so I--
Which, those videos were cute.
To me, it didn't seem completely unrealistic that she now
can say, I love him.
So we find out, basically, that he has moved here for her,
and they haven't moved in yet because they're going
to be traveling for a year.
Yes.
But he does give her the final rose.
Hip-hip-hooray, see you later.
So then we find out-- we're going to find out
who the next Bachelorette is.
And ladies and gentlemen, here is Hannah from Alabama.
Hannah!
I will say, she obviously was totally
overwhelmed and nervous.
So nervous.
And I-- some people, I feel like,
will probably be annoyed by that.
Well, there was a lot of awkward moments.
But I loved it.
You loved it?
Yes, I loved it.
We're used to like people who are in their 30s
or like Colton was a mature 27.
Young love.
She's unapologetically herself.
I find her endearing.
I agree, I think there's going to be a mixture of people
who might be annoyed by her.
But I think you will fall in love with her
as the season goes on.
When she met the guys, it was a little awkward.
But it was fun.
But I liked it.
I liked even when she said she didn't know how
to put on the rose because--
I'm sure no one told her.
We didn't talk about the most important thing,
which is that the big win of the night was Air Supply.
Oh.
[CLAPPING]
Literally--
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All.
And literally, every millennial was like, who is Air Supply?
Please tell me.
Like, literally.
I was excited, and I had that same thought
w there were so many people in the audience that ere like,
what?
OK, but I want to tease real quick.
Ellen DeGeneres, our boss--
Yes.
--is going to be talking to Hannah B on Monday.
On Monday.
Tune in to see Hannah B, on the Ellen show.
A big thanks to y'all who tune to our recap all season.
And we'll see y'all again when we return for the Bachelorette.
And comment below to tell us what you think.
We'll check them in May.
[LAUGHS]
You think people are going to be waiting
on the edge of our seats--
I hope they respond in May.
Oh, did they read my comment?
I can't wait.
Yeah-- oh.
Oh.
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