So what you're saying is...
I'm taking my neck to the gym!
Subtitles by gianccm
Okay, so this box seems to have a lot of English on it, and not a lot of Korean.
But you know why I really want to try this out?
Because we've done so many of those like V-lining,
[M] Neck-slimming, [S] Right, all of these face things
And the impression that we're giving across is that Korea's all crazy about these bizarre face things,
but America's interested in it too!
It has this thing on the bottom that says "Neckline Slimmer with 3-Power Coils, Elegant Carry Bag--
Oh yes, let me walk around with my purse!
"Oh, what's inside your purse, madam?"
Nothing but my Neckline Slimmer so I can do this in public:
I really thought you would order some kind of a dildo,
like when I looked at it, I was like "What did we--what are we ordering?"
Okay, so here's what you gotta do:
We have to open this up,
and then you twist the bottom,
and then you put the coil in.
[M] Okay, we're gonna be using purple, a.k.a. black... [S] Black!
Alright, put it on.
Which way does it go in?
[S] I don't know... big way. [M] Oh shoot.
No, hey--no, wait a second!
Got it!
So it looks like a puffer that you'll be putting on your neck.
Okay, so place the Neckline Slimmer's--the base rest on your breast bone.
Okay.
And the other end on your chin.
Alright.
Support the base against your chest with one hand.
Okay.
You wanna...
Slowlifize? Do you know how to read?
"Slowlifize the neck!"
(laughs) I didn't make it up!
I think they're trying to say:
But flexing your neck is like:
That's what we're gonna do; are you ready?
[S] Okay, okay. [M] No. I want you to do three sets of ten wraps.
[S] Let's go! [M] Go!
One,
Oh God.
Two--you know we have another tougher coil, I think.
Oh geez!
Grr!
Three,
Four,
Oh my God!
Five,
I think this thing might actually work!
Six,
Holy sh*t!
Seven,
Ugh!
Do it!
Eight!
[M] C'mon! [S] Just do it!
Do it!
Just do it!
Woah, okay...
[M] You're necktoning? [S] This seem ridiculous at first, but I think this might actually work.
Okay, I'm gonna do the chin-and-jaw muscle toning.
Okay.
In which I place it the same way, but I open my jaw.
And I push it down with my jaw.
You're trying that now?
Woah.
This thing is awesome!
But you also have it on the hardest settings!
Yeah!
Hey, "byebye"
Woah, okay.
Discontinue if any sign of jaw or neck pain (appears).
That's going to be me right from the get-go.
Go for it.
I feel like a robot from the future, here to talk using my voice box.
You're using your asthma inhaler from the future.
I am talking and then will come for you!
Stop avoiding your exercise; put it on and feel the burn!
You can do it.
Push it down.
Oh, you're supposed to hold it for two seconds at the bottom.
Down,
One, two, up!
Down, one, two, up!
Down,
One--hey!
Aw!
It poked me...
Do you feel it flexing in your neck?
No, my neck is really stronger than yours.
Really?
Yep.
Well, I don't do this motion a lot...
Hey, hey...
I realized that might have came across around.
Yes, work the head--
(laughs) Okay, you know what--
Oh yeah,
This one isn't supposed to be dirty in anyway, whatsoever, okay?
Mhmm.
I would say if you have sensitive jaws like I do, then maybe you should not get this,
but it really does seem to work!
Grr!
Right?
Yeah!
So soon, Simon will get rid of all his hidden chin fat, and shave off his beard, and then he'll be like
"Wow, look at that toned neckline..."
But seriously, you can pick it up on Gmarket if you're interested in having one.
You want this item? You can click the link here!
Woah, I feel so much tension in my chest, in my neck; wow.
This thing actually works!
This is one of my favorite beauty products ever.
[INFOMERCIAL] Are you tired of tying little tiny weights to chin fats and attempt to remove it?
Well, then this thing's for you!
It's easy to use.
Before Faceline (Neckline) Slimmer, I used to look like this:
Before using you (it), my face looked like this:
But now that I use you (it), my face looks like this!
Probably because my muscles are so tired, and I can't lower down my head anymore, so I have to eat like a fish from now on.
It comes in this elegant, mustard-seed, gold bag that doesn't quite zip over the top of it!
Oh my God, is that mustard seed?!
Thank you, Faceline (Neckline) Slimmer!
You're the best.