Hey, it's Kristin and I seriously can't believe that its
2050 already I mean time flies by so fast
Today, I'm gonna be sharing with you my morning routine. So I hope you enjoy watching this video
I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. By the sirens signaling the end of the curfew
It's been three years since the fascist party rose to power here in Europe
And since then it's been prohibited to go outside from 7:00 p.m. To 7:00 a.m
A lot of people were upset about it, but I don't think it's that bad. Shout out to our great leaders
I love you. Please don't kill me
Okay
The first thing I always do is check the weather and air pollution
cuz you never know if you're gonna get acid rain another heat wave or a snow storm and
Good news air pollution is really low today
Siri told me that it's safe to spend up to 30 minutes outside without a gas mask and I'll
Definitely be taking advantage of that later
First it's time to start my day with a nutritious breakfast
I open the kitchen window to let some Sun in and the skylight is sealed with glass
So no malaria mosquitos are going to be visiting me. Don't worry first
I collect my water every adult is allowed up to 4 liters of water per day
And I use the first two for drinking and then the other two for hygiene
I take several vitamins and pills to stay healthy and alive from antidepressants to hormone balancers and
multivitamins I take
Everything by the way
Let me know in the comments if you want me to make a what pills I take in a day video
I think it sounds cool
So I grab a cup of multivitamins
And I head outside so I can drink it and I take this time to catch up on my social media
Respond to your messages and also delete any negative comments about the government because if you guys already know that if I don't delete them
My channel will be shut down. So yeah, please stop doing that. Thank you
After that I head to the bathroom
I tie up my hair so I can wash my face and in order to do that sustainably
I
Pour some of the water that I collected before in a bowl and I splash it on my face in order to use as little
Water as possible
I also brush my teeth with my bamboo toothbrush and a zero-waste toothpaste and I collect all the gray water in a bowl
So I can water my plants or flush the toilet with it afterwards so that way no water goes to waste
Then I put on some light makeup to cover up my sickly looking complexion
it's probably an indication that I'm approaching an untimely death, but hey, it's
2050 aren't we all?
Next it's time for a light workout. I change into my workout clothes
I found a bur let that I'm wearing in a second-hand store and my leggings are made from recycled plastic salvaged from the
Mediterranean Sea pretty cool
right
and
I know I know okay
Exercise isn't allowed because it increases our caloric needs and eating more than we need is not ideal when we're running short on food supplies
but
Stretching is allowed
Okay
so I do about 10 minutes of light yoga to stretch and move my body and
I also in my routine with some meditation to get rid of my crippling thoughts on our impending doom
And I feel so much better already
Now it's time for some calories since the great drought crops
Haven't really been doing so well food got really expensive, but our amazing fascist overlords found a solution
Blended roaches turns out roaches and humans are the only living creatures surviving in this climate
So they started growing roaches in human fecal matter farms, and that's how the great famine was stopped
I know it sounds gross, but don't forget people used to also eat chicken periods and hotdogs, which is pretty nasty as well
If you ask me
So what does your morning routine look like this year in?
2050 because it's
2050 right now, let's not forget that. Okay, cool. Thank you so much for watching this video in
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