>>> OH, GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I CAN'T FLY THIS
PLANE. >> TRY TO GET SOMEONE ON THE
RADIO. HELLO, HELLO.
MAYDAY. MAYDAY.
>> HELLO. >> YES, HELLO.
>> YES, THIS IS GLASGOW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.
ARE YOU IN DISTRESS? >> YES.
I'M NOT A PILOT. I AM PART OF KYLIE JENNER'S
BRAND INTEGRATION TEAM. WE'RE ON A PRIVATE JET GOING TO
LONDON FOR A KYLIE EVENT. WE HIT BAD TURBULENCE AND THE
PILOT GOT KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS. BUT KYLIE'S NOT ON BOARD.
THANK GOD. >> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LAND THAT PLANE.
THIS MAN IS THE BEST, DO WHAT HE SAYS.
>> ALL RIGHT. I'M READY.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE COMING OFF WALLEY UP THERE.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SKATING FASTER THAN --
>> WHAT? >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU DOWN,
BUT HERE'S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO FIRST.
DEEP BREATH. >> WHAT?
>> DEEP BREATH. IN, OUT, IN, OUT.
>> WHAT? >> WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> DEEP BREATH. AND YOU NEED TO STAY CALM?
>> WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? >> HE SAYS I NEED A STEAK UM.
>> OKAY, MAYBE THERE'S ONE IN THE CABIN.
>> LISTEN TO ME, IN FRONT OF YOU IS A WEE SIZE OF A KEEBLER.
>> SAY AGAIN? >> IT LOOKS LIKE AN AUDIO?
>> I GOT BROOM DOO-DA. >> NO, THE COLOR.
BROWN. >> OH, BROWN.
>> WHAT'S THE BROWN DOODA COMING IN AT?
>> I'M SO SORRY YOUR ACCENT IS VERY THICK.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT HAVE IT? OVER?
>> THEY'RE SPEAKING SCOTTISH. AND IT'S VERY HARD.
>> I SPENT SOME TIME IN SCOTT LAND SO MY EARS ARE FAVORABLE TO
SCOTTISH ACCENT. >> THIS IS KYLIE'S BRAND
DIRECTOR, LET'S DO THIS. >> TELL ME IF YOU CAN --
GOGGLES. >> NOPE.
>> I NEED YOU. >> FINE.
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO.
>> YOU TRY. >> CAN YOU LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
>> DID I EAT AT WENDY'S? NEVER.
>> NO, NO. OUT THE WINDOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE, I HAD WENDY'S LAST WEEK.
BUT DON'T TELL KYLIE. >> WE'RE ONLY GOING TO GET A
CRACK AT THIS ONCE. THERE'S A WEE JACK ON THE DASH.
CAN WEE TALK. >> NO.
>> CLEMENT. CLEMENT.
>> OH, NO. OH, NO.
IN THE NAME OF THE WEE MAN. RADAR'S GOT YOU LEAVING SCOTTISH
AIRSPACE. >> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PATCH
YOU OVER TO WELSH AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.
>> GOD SPEED TO YOU GUYS. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK WE'RE ON OUR OWN.
>> HELLO? GO FOR WALES AIR TRAFFIC
CONTROL. >> GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
WALES. >> OKAY.
GOOGIDON -- >> WHAT?
>> JUST AIM FOR WATER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]