Yes, there are really 100 ways to use this.
Let's talk about that.
((Intro Music))
Good Mythical Morning.
You may think that this show is nothing but two dumb
guys doing dumb stuff, like eating pig anus Uncrustables,
or throwing darts in the dark, or blasting each other
in the face with slime.
But, we're more than just a couple of jackasses dancing
around for your entertainment.
Yeah, we care about serious and important things that can
improve your real life, too.
Like cans.
Ha!
And their many uses in your every day.
That's right.
This is now the official one stop shop to show you
100 different ways to use the modest simple can.
100.
Buckle up.
It's time for 100 ways to use.
- [Both] A can!
- [Stevie] Alright brethren, as you totally and completely know,
we've collectively, with you involved, have come up with
a hundred ways to use a can.
And now you're going to show everyone watching.
And you can use a can as, a piggy bank.
- Yes, you can. - That's right.
See that, this is a piggy bank and it's made out of, guess what?
A can.
Whoa, look at that.
You know, something else you can do is, you can
learn how to take care of a pig with your canned pig.
I mean, this is just one of the many examples that
we're gonna give today that we, as Stevie has alluded
to, have invested all of our personal time and energy into
developing to blow your mind.
- [Stevie] You can use a can.
Isn't that cute?
- [Stevie] As a planter!
Yeah!
Of course we can.
There's the plants, and there's the soil.
You're the plant man, I'll be the dirt man.
And here comes the.
So all you're going to do is you're
just going to take some dirt and then you're going
to put it in your can.
In the can.
And then you take the, the plant.
And you put the plant in the can with the dirt.
You hover it where you want it to land.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, you take it out.
And when your friend says, when, when.
You put that, you put that there.
You put it in there and then you go on the side.
You get on a little bit on the side.
And you've got yourself a nice little planter and you put it
on the shelf in your little,
hipster doodad shop.
And do I have to tell you that you can decorate your can?
I don't have to tell you that.
- [Stevie] You can use a can as a telephone.
Age old device of communication.
Hello, we're talking to each other and listening
at the same time.
Wait, where you at, buddy?
I'm over here in the back.
We're both listening, but talking.
((Laughing))
Let's both, come on.
I'm over here in the back.
Can you hear me?
Hey, what's up?
What's happening?
- Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey.
I'm over here.
Hello? Test!
Can you hear me?
You gotta make it taut.
Okay, yeah.
Remember how taut it needs to be?
I told you this in the rehearsal.
It only reaches my ear this way.
Hey man, is it taut enough for you?
Huh?
Is it taut enough for you?
Let me close this ear.
What?
Is it taut enough for you?
Say something you haven't already said three times.
Is it tight?
((Laughing))
Is it tight?
Let me talk to you.
Hey, sexy.
((Laughing))
He heard me.
- [Stevie] You can use a can as a windsock.
A wind stock.
Windsock.
- [Stevie] Windsock.
So, yeah, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna
take, you're gonna take, these things, and then
you're gonna.
These are the ribbons
that blow in the winds.
Yeah, and then you gotta find a.
And you gotta take it.
You're gonna, you just, you just tape, you just
tape it, you just tape it, you just tape it.
No, the wind, the wind goes through these holes.
Uh huh.
And then it, you know what?
But you gotta.
Yep, yep.
But you gotta tape.
Lay those down.
Lay it down.
Oh, oh, yeah, I forgot we put tape on the inside of the can.
Yep, yep, you put that.
I forgot when we did that earlier.
And then you take this, and we put this here.
There's tape already in there, that's what I've been saying.
You're not listening to me.
Oh, I remember.
Oh, it's double sided, though.
It's double sided tape.
We gotta remove, oh, that works.
It doesn't matter.
Yes, yes, yes.
And then.
Yes, yes.
Just when you get it just right, you take
it, and you.
Hello?
Hello!
((Blowing Air))
((Laughing))
You blow wind in.
((Blowing Air))
Well, that's.
Make me look good, hold it up a little.
If you're a pilot, you'll need this, and you'll need
to put it on a pole in front of your, your strip.
- [Stevie] You can use a can as a bird feeder.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, got birds?
Got can?
Whoa, see, all you gotta do is.
There we go.
You set it up
and the next thing you know you got birds showing up.
And then sometimes you have to direct the bird.
Sometimes you gotta help the bird find the seed.
Get in there!
Cause these birds can get really unruly.
So, sometimes you gotta catch them with your hand and they
need to be resuscitated.
You can do that and then you just stick
the bird into there.
Hold it.
Okay.
((Laughing))
Shake it a little bit.
Oh, see?
Yep.
And then, and then be free!
Yeah.
- [Stevie] You can use a can,
As a baseball.
Okay, of course you can.
See, you wouldn't know the difference once you,
once you paint it.
This right here is a baseball.
Whoop.
((Laughing))
I want this to last as long as it can.
And you can keep doing that ad nauseam.
Do the exact same thing again.
Hit it twice.
Okay, alright.
I'll catch it.
Oh, I will, I will.
((Laughing))
Okay, and what else?
Can we, use the can for?
- [Stevie] Of course!
You can use a can as a makeup holder!
Alright.
- This is all. - Where's my makeup?
This is all the makeup.
Oh, I put it in my can!
And you gotta, look, this right here, you can put
your G string around there.
Uh huh.
- [Stevie] You can also use it as a pencil holder.
Yep.
Lead down.
((Laughing))
Can up.
- [Stevie] And, of course, you can use it as a can holder.
See that?
- [Stevie] You can use a can as a makeshift grill.
I want you to look.
Hold on, let me baste them.
((Laughing))
Look at this right here.
Look at, I just want you to look.
It just looks like a big pig cooker.
It's like a pig cooker, but it's.
Oh my goodness, I want you to look.
Now right, this is functional.
You want to try a little smoking?
Nope.
((Laughing))
I was going to see if you would.
Yeah, you can use it as that.
That's got Cracker Barrel written all over it.
- [Stevie] You can use cans to make Christmas decorations.
Oh, well look at that.
Year round, look at that.
'Tis the season.
Never too early to get in the spirit of Christmas.
- [Stevie] Or, of course, to make a bra.
Yes.
Turn around.
Oh.
((Laughing))
Arms, arms up.
No, arms, arms through.
There we go.
((Laughing))
Now, now do some squats.
This is, this is your TikTok yoga video.
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
((Laughing))
Come on, squat, man.
Squat! Squat!
Squat!
((Laughing))
Why, why do you want me to squat?
Cause, man.
You know, you're showing off your cans.
You gotta do some yoga.
- [Stevie] Of course you can use a can as something to hold
while you do a promo.
Oh, what are the best canned beans?
What about the best canned soup?
Or the best canned hot dog chili sauce?
Well, Sporked has ranked those cans and more.
Head over to Sporked and search for the canned
food that you need.
- [Stevie] You can use cans as a way to let everyone
know you got hitched.
Classic.
There they go.
- [Stevie] Or.
Who did Barbie marry?
Another lady.
- [Stevie] Purse.
Another Barbie.
Oh.
Oh yes, there we go.
And then, and then it, you make it where you can.
- [Crew Member] You clasp it when you put it on.
You clasp, yeah.
You clasp it, then you put it. You put it on.
You clasp it.
Gosh, there's so much of my money in here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And.
Hold on, I was gonna put my purse on and do my squats.
Moisturizer.
Yeah, put your.
Put your purse on.
- [Stevie] The way that you put a bra and a purse on is so confusing
Yeah, I don't have a lot of, I don't have a lot of experience.
It was made out of a can, Stevie.
Everything changes.
When it's canned.
Okay.
- [Stevie] As a bookmark.
What page were you on?
I don't know.
You better mark it.
I think I was on this page.
Yep, there we go.
Alright, what page were we on?
Oh yeah, the one with the cans.
See?
Yeah.
That's very convenient.
- [Stevie] You can use cans as drums.
Oh, yes.
See how we're using this can?
All you gotta do is you gotta just.
Have you seen
that, have you seen that, the old lady on TikTok that
does a really mean drumroll?
No, it doesn't seem.
Does it seem interesting to you?
It really doesn't.
That's one of my favorite things.
An old woman playing a drum.
I love an old lady playing the drums.
She's much better than us.
And then if you take this off, you know what you get?
Oh.
Just a can.
- [Stevie] You can use a can as a hammer
Oh, yeah.
Oh, look at this, Rhett.
Oh.
You got some cheese balls you need to flatten?
Here and then once you get it flat.
You see how serious this is?
Here you go.
You see how helpful this is?
You gonna move your finger right at the right time?
I trust you.
You're supposed to just go right there.
((Laughing))
See, it can be a test of, a test of trust.
- Yes. - Amongst friends.
I can.
Now, let me do it to you.
Nope, it's too late.
- [Stevie] How about not as a Stanley Cup, but a Stanley can.
Oh, got some water?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or milk.
Got milk?
That's the saying.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
((Laughing))
This is good.
This is working.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
And you can drink from it.
Tastes like paint.
We might need another can.
Yep. And you can use a can.
Do we have another can?
To capture the water.
Do we have another can?
from, from your Stanley Cup.
Hey!
Can-ley Cup.
Yeah, there we go.
Get it?
Those are all the rage.
That's going to be interesting in a second.
I don't know exactly why.
- [Stevie] Bowling pins and a bowling ball.
Oh snap, look at us.
How about it?
Just a little party game here.
Okay.
Okay, so you knocked down three, you get another try.
Oh!
And then we put them back out and see if I can outdo you.
Where's the ball?
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
All right, so that was three.
And then you got it down to what?
I don't know, two?
- [Link] Yeah!
- [Rhett] Oh!
Oh!
((Applause))
I beat you.
- [Stevie] Of course, you can use a can as a massage tool.
How you feeling?
A little tight.
- [Stevie] A massage tool,
during a full body massage.
Hey, welcome, welcome to, uh, usually
I like to, usually I like to start on the.
((Laughing))
Whoa!
Here you go!
((Laughing))
That's gonna get you.
- [Rhett] Hold on, hey!
You don't trust me?
Usually I like to, usually I like to.
((Laughing))
Oh, hey, hold on.
Trust me!
It's really over here.
Trust me.
((Laughing))
Yeah, see?
How did you really sink into that part?
I'd like to take a moment.
Hold on, Stevie.
- [Stevie] You can use a can for a full body massage on a taller person.
Oh, you want to see that, huh?
Different.
And I will pound your wiener.
Wait, wait, wait.
((Laughing))
Hey, you steamrolled mine.
It's about being, it's about being subtle.
- [Stevie] You can also use a can as a weapon against an intruder.
Oh, gosh.
Watch out, can of whoop ass.
Oh my goodness, look who's here!
It's an intruder!
((Laughing))
Hey boy, I don't like the idea of you coming in my house.
You see this?
Nope.
((Laughing))
I'm about to open this can of whoop ass on you.
Come close.
((Laughing))
Come here.
Oh, there's nothing in there.
It's just, it's you.
I got him again!
((Laughing))
What is, what is wrong with you?
((Laughing))
- [Stevie] Okay.
Well, I mean, we've run out of time.
So, we, but we will show you a list of
the remaining 78 ways to use a can right now.
Which we have fully prepared.
And I just hate the fact that we can't get to it.
We have to do it in the form of a list.
But they're all over there.
And we were totally ready to demonstrate them.
I'm just watching them all.
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