I got dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal last year so I bought this hipster voodoo doll with a
beard I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllen-balls still he
won't return my calls why I'm calling just to
say that I moved on with my life this will be the last time that I call
tonight do you mind if I sleep on your lawn I say I love you we hates him
the precious, Smeagol oooooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
One side of me gets the hint but PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT This side is
ogidy ogidy ogidy
we were never never never
actually together. sweetie remember
member member member
smoking crack together we ate chalk and did bath
salts and had
sex with a tree. we have never ever ever
done any of that together. like we sorta did
my stuffed animals totally remember it. yeah I remember that. me too
I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills Flintstones these voices in my head feel like a drill
Gollum he's me that we have to kill your mom but I can't seem to trigger
this bomb
darn
I can't hear you through the gag oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh likes like
I just need a new battery. she
can never ever ever be put back together. now
now he will never ever ever
give me back my sweater I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a
Kennedy
yippee
the family curse gets worse and worse
with every century
they got shot, his plane got lost, and this one's
dating me
if he
ever dumps me ever (x10) he will be dismembered