- [Man] You're here to try global cocktails.
Global cocktails, yes!
- So, globey cockeys baby
cockeys from all over the world.
- Yeah.
- We're the cockey bros. - cockey bros with-
- Whenever we're out together people go hey,
it's the cockey bros, get them another cockey.
- Ey!
- We're gonna go around the world and try some cocktails.
I'm ready for it.
- Oh yeah okay.
- It's our holiday!
- It's a nice little way to travel.
- Yeah!
- Its nice to get away. - It's nice to get away.
- Well, I like cocktails, you like cocktails.
- I love cocktails.
- We like the world. I think we're in for a good time.
- That's debatable.
- My buddy! The Moscow- Moscow mule.
- Moscow mule.
- Where's this from? Moscow.
- I've always wanted to go to Moscow.
- Me too.
- Yknow what's exciting I'm trying their alcohol
before I go to their place, this is great.
- I doubt there's any mules in Moscow.
If there are they'd be very cold.
- Now what is in Moscow mule? - Moscow mule
from mother Russia.
I presume vodka, ginger beer, lime, and ice.
- Smells like a cold pop.
- Oh my god it does.
- Good! It nailed that.
- It smells like a lemon one.
- I love a Moscow mule, did you like Moscow mule?
- I don't remember what one tastes like.
- It tastes like pain and Soviet.
- Oh are we cracking?
- Yes please.
- Okay.
- It's very fresh. - Oh wow.
- Oh my god that is acidic.
- It's exactly like cool pop. - There's no alcohol in this.
- It's like a cold lemonade on a hot summers day.
- I was not expecting that.
- Very strong.
- I was expecting that to be sweet.
That is not sweet at all.
- Oh it's gorgeous, oh shot, the ice and everything.
- It's a vodka yeah? It's vodka.
- Of course it's Russian.
- Of course, it's vodka it's Russian.
- The lime is, strong.
- Both the artificial lime and the natural lime.
- Jesus.
- There ya go.
- Wait sorry now, sorry. If this came in
a little yellow crate, what were you doing over there?
- Did you not see? We got new shakers
of course we have to use them at every point possible.
- It really goes well together, it's delicious.
- Big time. I actually don't even remember what
Moscow mule tastes like so I'm just gonna
have a little sniff.
- Like glue haha.
- That is so refreshing. My lord.
- It's delicious.
- It doesn't taste particularly Moscow Mule-y.
In my head a Moscow mule is a bit more ginger-y
and there's not a hint of ginger in this.
- Yeah.
- I'm not sure if I can make my mind up with this,
can I have another one.
- You've been cut off.
- You've reached your limit paddy
- I've never seen that before though,
another, just asking for another one.
- Nobody's ever done that before.
- Looks peachy, it's peach Bellini.
- Nice.
- Eee.
- Smells fruity doesn't it?
- It does.
- Where we at? Where are we, where in the world?
- We're in Dublin babe, you need to calm down.
- What tastes like peach? I should ask Mary.
- I can see it there, it says Valencia or something?
- Does it?
- [Man] Venetian.
- Venetian. - Venetian.
- It smells peachy.
- And it's venetian.
Italia.
- Like the blinds.
Bloody love the peach though I have to say.
- Oh! It's like a sex on the beach.
- It's just peach. That's like a peach iced tea.
- Love the peach.
- You love the cockeys
- I love a peachy cockey.
- Peachy cockey.
- So, does it taste like peach and you're like
I can't really.
- Does it actually taste like peach though?
I think it does.
- Yes.
- So I think peach Bellini is normally mixed with,
like a champagne or something.
- Yeah.
- But, obviously these are all mixed with spirits, so.
- Yeah. - This is a peach vodka base.
- It would be thicker, an actual peach Bellini.
- Not as nice as the Moscow mule though.
- No. No but still very subtle, very nice.
- Italy, I'm sorry.
- [Man] Does it taste particularly Venetian?
- I mean, if I was to taste blind.
- I, will kill you.
- I love champagne as well though,
but I'm sad it's not champagne.
- I've never tasted anything more Venetian than this.
- A peach iced tea, that's exactly what it tastes like.
- Lipton's peach iced tea.
It's tasty, I'd still drink it and be happy,
but it tastes a little bit watery.
- Last once was better. - first one was better.
- Way better. This tastes a lot more sweeter
you wouldn't have tons of these.
- I don't know what it is about peach, but it's like,
one of the most refreshing cold drinks I think to have.
- I just think it's the nicest flavor,
it's the nicest fruit.
- How much vodka is in here?
- [Man] A shot of peach vodka in each.
- Wow!
- Okay so there's more alcohol than what it tastes like.
- I don't taste any vodka.
- Hello?
- Hello vodka?
- Vodka, where are ya? - I can't see you.
- Actually yknow what it is sweet but it's not
overpowering sweet.
- It tastes like it's from Venice somehow.
- Mojito! I knew that was gonna be on this
and I didn't say it!
- Cuban, Cuban.
- Now I've been to Cuba. When I was 8 years old.
My mom and dad, every day. Mojitos. Morning noon night.
- Do you know the difference between a regular Mojito
and Cuban style mojitos?
- I, no, coca cola?
- 1, has cocaine in them.
- Yay!
- I adore Mojitos,
(unintelligible)
I got like, I have like even non-alcoholic mojitos,
are so nice.
- Do you reckon anybody calls it a mo-jito?
- John Charrefson.
- John Charrefson definitely.
- But also to be fair a mojito is not this color.
It is not green.
- I think that my problem with it, mojitos
have always been that, I think it's that I don't like
the way that they are fizzy and this one's not
really fizzy so maybe I'll like it.
- Let's try maybe you'll like this, but it looks bubbly.
- That's absolutely not a mojito. Mojitos I don't get mint.
- There's nothing like a mojito.
- Oh it's great.
- Mm that's fantastic.
- Oh baby this is great!
- Yeah.
- It does not taste like, if I must be perfectly honest,
I've never had a Cuban style mojito before, and
- They're all Cuban.
- Exactly.
- They just got cocktails that had a bit
of lime in them and they're like, here's
some sweet lime juice.
- Like, fruit!
- Have you ever heard of a mojito burn?
- No.
- This is true. You were making mojitos, and you
get lime juice and lemon juice on your hands,
and then you go in the sun, and you don't wash
your hands, you can get burns from it.
- I feel like it's more, it's more like, syrupy.
- Like, what about putting ginger or mint in it?
No, nah, lime. - no, lime.
- If I was slather my whole body in lime juice
and go out and lie naked in the sun.
- That's what happened to Harry Potter in Cuba.
That story that never got published.
- It's not, it's not a strong mojito,
like it's not pure, it's definitely, it's fake.
- This is the Moscow mule, it's the same bottle
just with different labels.
- I like the label on this one.
- The label's quite nice, yeah yeah.
- Oh man, I could totally imagine started
a missile crisis after a few of these.
- Yeah absolutely.
- Yeah fuck the Americans.
- A Mai Tai!
- Mai Tai.
- It's not my Tai.
- It's your Tai.
- It smells pungent.
- This smells like it has alcohol in it.
The rest of them didn't.
- Is it from Thailand?
- It doesn't say. There's fish on the bottle.
- Oh no it looks very, em.
- Hawaiian.
- Yes, Hawaiian.
- It smells spicy. No not too spicy.
- There's not that much, it's not gonna be that spicy.
- Is it a Scottish cocktail?
- [Man] Nope.
- Its a fucking iron brew with some haggis.
- I like to think that there's fish in this
just because there's fish on the bottle. I know there isn't.
- Fish drink!
- Fish drink.
- Awoo.
- Whatever the alcohol is in that is hitting quite nicely.
- Yeah I'm trying to figure out what it is.
- And mixing with the flavors.
- Oh I kinda love that.
- Did you get like a baileys taste or
like a kahlua or something?
- Kahlua? No.
- No am I going crazy?
- [Man] Spiced rum.
- It's a spiced rum!
- This is so scrumptious.
- This is yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
- Have my tonsils and my taste buds given up on me?
- The spiciness is there, just a little hint of it.
- It's yummy, it's fine, like I'm looking at this
as if there's something to look at.
The drawings on it are very Spongebob Squarepants
which I'm here for.
- Do you like it?
- I love it.
- It's a complex taste. But I do like it.
I think an orange wedge would do well, in the Mai Tai.
- I don't think this is an accurate representation
of what a Mai Tai is, but as a little hint or a teaser,
or like a trailer for a Mai Tai, I think this is quite nice.
- That's really nice. It's the strongest of them all.
- I'm still looking at this as if there's something to read.
- Palleted in the UK, bottled in China.
- So it's English. Oh the English Mai Tai.
Oh we all know it. - Mai Tai mate yeah.
Have it large.
- Ey, Brazil!
- Oo.
- Oo man, okay, got a bit of coconut in there.
- I can't pronounce.
- I read it as pirhana.
- I'm gonna say, caipirinha?
- Chia-pirin-ya?
- These are just, caipirinha.
- Thank you.
- You are very welcome.
- Caipirinha.
- I love the Brazilians, oh my god.
- Yeah Brazilians are yeah.
- This is what the Brazilians do.
They move over to Ireland, and they party their asses off.
- That's true.
- And it's amazing. - Let's give it a whirl.
- Let's give it a stab.
- Oh yeah! I'm the cool aid man.
- Oh is it?
- I actually really like this.
- This is so nice.
- This is the next one that tastes like
a melted mr. Freeze. Like a freeze pop.
- This taste like the second one.
- I wouldn't usually go for a caipirinha,
I think that they're usually too sweet for me,
but I like this citrusiness.
- Yeah so it's limey. - It's just sugar and lime.
- So so far we've had. 2 other very nice cocktails,
and then this is just another lime one.
- First you get the sugar, then you gt the money,
then you get the caipirinha.
- And then you get the power.
- Okay so the first one definitely still my favs,
but this one has the one before it.
- I feel they had like a giant vat of lime.
- And they were like oh shit.
- We need to figure out how to use all this lime flavoring.
- Like 1 zero too many in the maths.
- [Man] Does this feel particularly Brazilian?
- Absolutely.
- I can feel the samba ringing from my brains.
- Bom dia!
- The other 2 felt tame. This feels like more kicky.
- Sometimes you need that kick don't ya?
- Yeah to make you feel like it, like oh
we're feeling bad let's make one of these Brazilian ones.
- At the end of the day it's lime or rum,
so can't really go wrong.
- Sugar.
- And sugar.
- Don't leave out the middle man.
- Orange.
- Sydney!
- Ey!
- Sydney sunrise.
- Let's put another shrimp on the barby as they say.
- Australian style. It's not even from it.
- What have we got in this?
- You've been doing great man.
- Do yknow the best part about this, cockt-
- Do yknow what?
- What?
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you. It's definitely whiskey by the way.
- Is it?
- It is definitely whiskey.
- I mean to be fair it's the color of a shrimp.
- Yeah? Yeah. - Just cause you said it,
and now that's all that's on my mind.
- I don't know why I'm being so fucking pedantic
about this, right? I think the heat makes me,
somehow more of a cunt.
- That smells, strong.
- That's funky. It tastes a bit off, not gonna lie.
- Ronda you need to calm down,
you need to put the alcohol down.
- [Man] We have put, eh, tequila in this.
- Yeah! - yeah!
- Tastes like a gone off lemon. The lemon's gone black!
Better put it in a drink.
- Whoa you got the tequila.
- Yeah tequila's very prominent.
- Gorgeous. - That's what I can smell.
- Oh my god alcoh's, we're like, snobby stuff,
and then you said tequila and we're like yeahh!
- Of course you, thank you!
- Tequila!
- There you have it now, and there was me
thinking it was a petey whiskey.
- Yeah it's just sweet.
- Yeah.
- It's sweet red tequila. That's as much as I'm getting.
- What are you?
- No like I don't like that.
- I like tequila.
Yeah but it's not, that tastes like fuckin foot.
- Do do do do do do, hey! - hey!
- Do do do do do do, oy! - Do do do do do do, oy!
- Do do do do do do, wew! - It's the Australian version,
of the Cuban style, fuck off!
- I mean to be fair color wise it definitely
looks like a sunrise.
- Oh yeah.
- With the tequila it makes it so much better. On it's own.
- Tequila makes everything better.
- Tequila makes life better, you know when in doubt,
tequila.
- Moscow mule, all the way.
- Was the best, and I think the worst one was the last one.
- The last one.
- So we started off strong, and we ended badly.
Like the Pierce Brosnan James Bond films.
- I'm cooled down now. I'm finally not boiling hot anymore.
- As a nice little, like sweet iced thing
mixed with spirits, great, wonderful.
- Do I feel well cultured? In cocktails,
I don't think so. We need to go to those places
to actually try their actual cocktails
and do a comparison.
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