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to watchmojo.com and today we're
counting down our picks for the top ten
alleged celebrity douche bags
I am Shakespeare in the flesh what
Disney Nike Google for this list we've
chosen famous people who are known for
being obnoxious exhibit jerky behavior
or think they're worth more than they
really are when you walk past a
mixed-race couple in New York and it's
like they have a chip on their shoulder
just waiting for something to say
something evil people like mass
murderers or serial killers do not count
for the record we're not necessarily
saying they are douchebags but we
understand why many people think they
are and we want to see you do your best
if you didn't see someone you think
should be on the list be sure to check
out our two videos on the top ten hated
musical artists as well as our videos on
the top ten hated actors and top 10
hated comedians number 10 gene Simmons
that makes money not spends money we all
want to make money but it's impossible
to like a rich man who accuses a
terminal child whose dying wish was to
meet him of wearing a counterfeit
t-shirt I most of us envy the easy sex
that rock stars get to indulge in but to
see the demon sleaze aliy hit on a woman
who has just told him she's in a
committed relationship is sure to make
your skin crawl
gene has also claimed to have slept with
4,600 women and has had trouble
censoring himself
times did he had sex with 5000 women do
you believe that he's a single time know
if that's true wouldn't he be in
traction at this point for these reasons
and many more kisses gene Simmons
appears to have earned his place
on this list I'll taste yours if you'll
taste mine number 9 Charlie Sheen
in recent years Charlie Sheen has called
people like Lance Armstrong John Mayer
and others douchebags is this a case of
the pot calling the kettle black that's
something that has nothing to do with me
really at one time Sheen was one of the
biggest stars in Hollywood and has
managed to remain gainfully employed in
the industry for decades make a lot of
money for doing very little work I sleep
with beautiful women who don't ask about
my feelings but his bizarre behavior has
tarnished the image he once had but for
Charlie Sheen the past few months have
been one tabloid headline after another
drug-fueled nights with porn stars
marital woes and very public squabbles
about his job no unfortunate it's a said
you get ready we'll be ready and I got
ready I went back nobody's there
routinely lashing out at anyone who
displeases him it's hard to think of him
as a good guy considering the very
public meltdown he had following his
firing from Two and a Half Men I'm by
winning winning not so sure you borrow
my brain for five seconds and just be
like dude can't handle it unplug this
bastard yeah because it just it fires in
a way that is I don't know maybe not
from this particular terrestrial realm
number eight Shia LaBeouf when the
seagulls follow the trawler it is
because they think sardines will be
thrown into the sea oh thank you very
much once considered one of the most
talented stars of his generation yeah
Shia LaBeouf has developed into that guy
at your local pub that people don't
really want around I'm a rational person
I don't just drink like a pirate and
walk around sell I go where we would put
me where you want me the only difference
is that his antics get recorded and
broadcast to a worldwide audience that
can see and judge him for the goof he
has become whether it's showing up at a
movie premiere with a bag over his head
or picking fights with strangers in bars
it seems that everything he's been in
the media for these days
screams douchebag I think that I've
heard it here first kids listen I'm a
good guy this is what I learned this I
didn't know shy at all before we made
this movie number 7 Alex Rodriguez Alex
Rodriguez is drilled and he says
something to Bronson Arroyo
we show the history of professional
baseball is littered with jerks of every
stripe people like Barry Bonds Jose
Canseco and Ty Cobb immediately jumped
to mind but it's this Yankee that makes
our list look like you gave time Stuart
glance after you rounded first place to
you perhaps I was pretty pretty there's
nothing you couldn't hear many ways a
lot of they were boy mainly from taking
a photo where he's practically making
out with himself and slapping the ball
out of another player's glove to being
hand fed by his girlfriend Cameron Diaz
or calling out I got it in order to
trick an infielder into not catching a
pop-up McDonald's argue with Alex
Rodriguez
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it seems everything a rod does makes
people hate him just a bit more for the
record have you ever used steroids human
growth hormone or any other
performance-enhancing substance no he
also denied using performance-enhancing
drugs only to admit using steroids a few
years later which is probably the worst
defense of them all I did I did take a
banned substance and you know for that
I'm very sorry
number six Sean Avery some people love
this style a neighbor says why not
others did not now this guy has got to
be straightened up he's been voted by
his fellow players as the most hated and
overrated player in the entire NHL and
Sean Avery has proven more than once
that he deserves the dubious honor on
and off the ice finish the sentence most
hockey players are very very simple
because of his annoying gameplay in
front of the goalie a rule was tweaked
and future similar behavior by him or
other players resulted in a minor
penalty this is now commonly referred to
as the Avery rule Oh Marty's a big
whiner he's always been a big whiner and
you know he just got to play through it
and in his face all night the athlete
was also once suspended for six games
based solely on comments he made off the
ice about his ex-girlfriend and a fellow
player and specifically how he must love
Avery sloppy seconds I just wanted to
comment on how it's become like a common
thing in the NHL for guys to fall in
love with my sloppy seconds enjoy the
game tonight
classy number five Miley Cyrus always
knew this
would come we'd be sin
with a future
like a lot of child stars of the past
Miley Cyrus is attempting to get out
from under the innocent image that she
developed during her early 20s but it's
the uniquely douchey way in which she's
doing this which sets her apart showing
up everywhere with her tongue sticking
out trying to make out with Katy Perry
or her heavily sexualized concerts all
contribute to the way the public sees
her now
do we really want and/or neat to see
Miley giving herself a wedgie grabbing
her crotch slapping her ass and twerking
all the time only has she simulated
world sex on stage with a fake Bill
Clinton gross she actually put a fans
song in her mouth and that is just so
gross on so many levels
number four and Coulter immigrant rights
are not civil rights no I think civil
rights that are for blacks it takes a
special kind of person to say something
as loaded as we should invade their
countries kill their leaders and convert
them to Christianity in this day and age
Ann Coulter is the person for that job
similar to other conservative political
pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Elisabeth
Hasselbeck you just said our enemies in
Iraq did Rack Attack us no I'm saying al
Qaeda Coulter seems incapable of
considering other people's point of view
she often expresses herself in a blunt
manner and will stand by her statements
until the bitter end
manifestly have greater hatred for
people like Sarah Palin and Michelle
Bachmann and a greater hatred toward
idiots
she also seems willing to defend any
political figure that's on her team no
matter how inexcusable their actions no
we think we just want to Jews to be
perfected as as day won't really show
you ya know that's what Christians
believe the Old Testament but ours is
more like Federal Express number three
Kanye West
we culture rap is the new rock and roll
Kanye has always been known to be
completely full of himself but that was
tolerable or even a little endearing at
least when he was talking mostly about
his music since it's often deserved go
Taylor I'm really happy for you I'm let
you finish but Beyonce had one of the
best videos of all time
when their best videos are town
nowadays though West's music isn't as
fresh as it once was as he is now more
focused on his expensive clothing line
and his marriage to Kim Kardashian a
woman who is almost as bad as he is when
it comes to wanting attention gone are
the days when he stood up for the
victims of Katrina but hey now he sticks
up for celebrities against the evils of
the paparazzi Kanye seems more and more
like someone who she does can't take
criticism
or a joke we need a real rock stars and
I'm the biggest of all of them on the
number-one rock star on the planet
number 2 Chris Brown being a talented
singer could never make up for the
string of awful actions that have landed
Chris Brown on this list a shattered
window which Chris allegedly destroyed
after he stormed off the GMA stage there
he is shirtless storming out of the
studio Brown reportedly used a chair to
smash a window in his dressing room
it's bad enough that he allegedly
viciously beat his one-time girlfriend
Rihanna but it's made even worse by his
anger towards those people who want him
to be held accountable for his actions
recently the restraining order against
you that Rihanna had had issued has been
relaxed have you all seen each other
been around each other I mean I mean not
really I mean it's not really a big deal
to me now as far as that situation this
album is what I want him to talk about
whether it's smashing a window because
he's asked about what happened in an
interview or complaining online about
the haters Browns behavior has certainly
overshadowed his music I wish I had the
chance to live those few moments again
on top of those incidents
he's been recorded threatening a valet
Parker and has reportedly made a habit
of parking his luxury cars in handicap
spots he beat the crap out of Rihanna he
threw a chair through a window at Good
Morning America he punched Frank Ocean
over a parking spot he made that
you don't understand me music video he
used homophobic slurs on Twitter he
threw bottles at Drake in New York the
DA claims he phony boasted his community
service he dressed up as a Taliban
member for Halloween he barks in Hindi
cab spots all the time he gets speeding
tickets in his douchey car before we
unveil our top pick here are a few
honorable or in this case this honorable
mentions you or your can anyone
affiliated with your presidential
campaign provided any financial help to
rile hunter or Andrew Young I have no
idea what you're asking about Maddie
your words Oh Rosie O'Donnell is
disgusting I mean both inside and out
you take a look at her she's a slob she
talks like a like a truck driver 2006
that should have been like my triumph
and I enjoyed it Louis for maybe 2
months 2 months before it started to
suck because everything I read about me
was about how I stole jokes from you
which I didn't I kind of dude why would
I steal three jokes from you when I have
hours of material number one Justin
Bieber I don't know to me the idea that
like a grown man doesn't like Justin
Bieber is not a controversial thought
like why would I be much weirder if I
did like Justin Bieber to me like some
of these people this room like Justin
Bieber
despite the fact that legions of
believers would try to convince you
otherwise Justin Bieber doesn't seem to
have adjusted to young adult life too
well so far is there anything funny in
my question what is your question so we
have it read back well ok - Kirk each on
me
beep on the Katie Couric no the
inventory of his awful behavior is too
long to list here so we're going to
attempt to discuss some of his greatest
hits why do black people have traitors
chainsaws peeing in a restaurant mop
bucket singing racist versions of his
songs his teen angst ridden deposition
video or all of the times he's tried to
act like a tough guy bold statement when
you're five seven and weigh that as much
as my grandma what about having his
bodyguards carry him up the stairs of
the Great Wall of China because he
couldn't be bothered to walk himself
abandoning his pet monkey in Germany or
literally spitting on his fans we could
keep going too but we think you get the
picture I don't think your mom would
really mind if a stranger whipped her
son spanking me man
what are you doing what do you do you
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